What bad choices did you make tonight?

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I had 5 guinesses and 2 jamison shots.

dont mix beer and wiskey. I thought i learned it my first time, but peer pressure is a bitch.

I threw up and took a shit at a very disgusting toilet in a bar. I feel like i made an utter fool of myself because i got kicked out by the bouncers for being too drunk (i'm assuming because i cant remember the details) and then started throwing up in the middle of the street while on one knee.

The next day i order pizza for breakfast and after one bite, i throw up because of a hang over. Felt much better after a 3 hour nap though.
 
I may have jumped into a debate over the quality of the new Star Wars movie. Don't care if you like or don't like it, but going, "I majored in English so when I say it sucks, I know it sucks" is stupid.

And I say this as someone who majored in English.
 
Went on a 2.5 hr hike and burned over 1,000 calories which must of signaled my mind and stomach the ok to eat 4 times the normal amount of food I usually do
 
Made the wrong diagnosis while troubleshooting a business warehouse data load failure, now reports are may be missing 100 minutes worth of transaction data.
 
Tried to reach for a measuring glass on the second shelf, briefly forgetting that I'm short.

It landed on my face (but actually broke on the countertop) and now there's glass everywhere. My Skype buddies in another room over my mic even heard the crash >.>

I just wanted to make a cake :(
 
Uh.. I went through 5 bags of cocaine, didn't sleep for 38 hours, having unprotected anal sex with a female colleague without lubricant which left blood on the bed.
 
Apparently I keep making this mistake every week where I assume my girlfriend will actually let me know when she has to cancel our plans. So my bad choice was sitting around waiting all day. .-.
 
Wasted my entire day fucking around instead of studying for an important test on Wednesday. The next 3 days I have to work.
 
Uh.. I went through 5 bags of cocaine, didn't sleep for 38 hours, having unprotected anal sex with a female colleague without lubricant which left blood on the bed.
Well, you've topped all of us. Congratulations.
 
None. I went on a first date and I'm pretty sure I got that shit on lock now.

Almost got friend zoned I think but I could see it and pulled off a Hail Mary with 30 seconds left in the game.

She went from having to leave to go do her sisters hair, to a little kissing and talking for 3 more hours in her car.

Feeling pretty good right now.
 
Went for an ambiguous cross-up against an Alex player but mistimed it and landed a bit early. Cost me the match. Still hurts hours later.
 
Going to sleep in the same room I just had to kill this
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Do you sleep in the garage?
 
Fucking a chick in the ass whilst high on coke sounds like a good problem to me.

Edit. Should get tested though since its higher risk unprotected though I guess.
It was more just the amount of coke we did and trying to sleep and recover wasn't great.

I'm in south Africa for business at the moment and she's from Australia also so having sex with her unprotected is still probably one of the lower risks I've been around knowing the local hiv rate here.

I actually feel shit right now. Body is so weak
 
I once again contacted a girl I met on Craigslist, who I wonder and think may be a professional. She's the only one who replied to an ad I put up, but I'm hesitant to drive the hour to her place because of the above.

I'd stopped talking to her, but I'm weak.
 
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