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[KeyBladerXIII]

And he returns to his deep-sea cavern...

 

[WyndhamPrice]

 

[strikeselect]

Are you guys ready for Crooked Hillary™ vs Trump?

 

[GSR]

That Cruz/Fiorina banner on the podium was the political equivalent of "for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

 

[n00bsauce87]

So if trump wins, is that like the equivalent of Darksied sending out the anti-life equation to earth?

 

[oti]

I thought God wanted him to be President??

didn't pray hard enough I guess

 

[entremet]

Kasich is still in it officially, right?

 

[NYR]

I thought God wanted him to be President??

God loves him. He just loves the other guy more.

 

[ibyea]

Well, either way we would have gotten someone horrible so I don't know how happy I am supposed to feel about this.

 

[Stinkles]

It boggles me a PRIMARY candidate can name a running mate. Fucking stupid, he should have been shamed by the party for such a tacky move.

Reagan did it! (Then got spanked by Gerald Ford)

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

about time the zodiac killer was stopped

 

[qcf x2]

I hope he takes one final trip to the ole basketball ring before he fades away into obscurity.

lol, that was great. And in Indiana no less. He could've been polling at 99% before that comment and still lose in a landslide. What a jackass Ted Cruz is. The Fiorina gif says it all.. nobody, I mean nobody likes that guy.

 

[old manatee]

That Cruz/Fiorina banner on the podium was the political equivalent of "for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Thank you.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Kasich is still in it officially, right?

He gotta eat

 

[Loxley]

I'm sure Fiorina had a fun time being a running-mate for all of six minutes.

 

[Spinifex]

Is Kasich gearing up to be the Steven Bradbury of the GOP?

 

[starchild excalibur]

Damn, never thought Kasich would hang in there longer than all the others (except Trump of course).

I'll miss hearing some of the bizarre goings-on in the Ted camp.

 

[petethepanda]

Oh my god this yes/no call and response with the crowd is so good I can't even stand it

 

[Einchy]

Carly Fiorina's time on the Cruz/Fiorina ticket in gif form.

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

I really thought Cruz was going to go all the way. Why the fuck pick Fiorina as VP if you're not at least going to go to the convention to make your case. What an idiot.

 

[kewlmyc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Fuck this country.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Oh thank fuck I won't have to see that face or hear that voice for a long while.

 

[oti]

Booger Wedding

 

[Jarrod38]

Time to get Trump Force One ready.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Now is Kasich's time to shine.

 

[Frozenprince]

And my dream of a contested convention dies with him.

 

[Chezzymann]

I really thought Cruz was going to go all the way. Why the fuck pick Fiorina as VP if you're not at least going to go to the convention to make your case. What an idiot.

He seemed like he truly believed he would win indiana lol

 

[- J - D -]

Think Kinko's will refund them on the Cruz/Fiorina banners? It's only been like a week.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Are you guys ready for Crooked Hillary™ vs Trump?

Sneak Preview:

Do you all really want a woman running this country? All she's gonna do is bleed all over the Oval Office out of her whatchamacallit.

 

[LiK]

Oh man, now it's up to Kasich

 

[legacyzero]

WHY AM I PERSECUTED HERE

 

[AnathemicOne]

Never in my life would I've imagined Donald "BIRTH CERTIFICATE" Trump would win the GOP nomination

 

[lenovox1]

I really thought Cruz was going to go all the way. Why the fuck pick Fiorina as VP if you're not at least going to go to the convention to make your case. What an idiot.

After all that transpired today, I think it was very clear that he doesn't have another 2 months left in him.

 

[DrForester]

Memes have begun...

 

[adj_noun]

In a weird way I'll miss him.

 

[Einchy]

Kasich's plan is hoping Trump falls dead before November.

 

[oti]

Did Trump win The Game of Thrones?

 

[VeryGooster]

Tweet of the fucking forever https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

 

[Kaladin]

Now he can go out and buy 100 cans of soup to celebrate the end of the journey.

Ah, who am I kidding, he's going to fill a bathtub with it and cry in a tub of clam chowder.

 

[Black Republican]

Cruz to monitor the girls rooms now?

 

[Speely]

Cruzin for a losin'.

I am good with this since while everyone is shitting themselves over how scary the idea of Trump as a Pres is, I would take him ANY DAY over Cruz if we had a Republican win.

Trump is a flaky opportunist whose interests can be weighed and appealed to and whose policies might be what-the-fuck-ever he likes that day. Ted Cruz is an able and dangerous zealot driven by self-righteous intolerance that will likely never waver. His interests will always be bad imo.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Can't even eat small pieces of tofu anymore thanks to Cruz

 

[qcf x2]

Is Cruz gonna endorse Kasich? What a twist. Is Kasich gonna pick Fiorina as a VP? What a twist! Is Trump gonna humiliate him over the rest of the campaign?

 

[NealMcCauley]

In a weird way I'll miss him.

Okay this made me laugh. Bravo.

 

[DrStiles]

 

[Hubbl3]

And my dream of a contested convention dies with him.

But the dream of seeing the Republican party tear itself apart is just beginning.

 

[aeolustl]

So basically, his political career has just ended, right?

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

I want to see him cry.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Tweet of the fucking forever https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

hahahaah holy shit

 

[Kard8p3]

Tweet of the fucking forever https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/727658556233670657

OK that's way better than my fish-man post. I can't beat this.