Overwatch has developed quite a fan art following....

I like to think that Mercy is the kind of woman who is really kind to everyone and everyone kind of wants her but no one gets to be with her in the end. I'll ship her with no one.
 
I've got the feeling Mercy is some kind of zombie or vampire of some sort. She heals by healing others, Lucio heals by listening to his healing tunes and Zenyatta doesn't heal at all he just has a big chunk of his health being regenerating shields. Mercy also has an emote where she checks her pulse and shrugs. She's not even alive guys. Mercy is siphoning your blood and exchanging it with her zombie, vampiric juices making you think she's helping you when she's really turning you into one of her thralls. Don't trust Mercy!
 
OK, I'm just gonna ask it, I've not paid any attention to OverWatch's story/details, but, why is so much of the fanart very gay/lesbian oriented? And why are people obsessed with "shipping"?

South Park, Season 19's episode "Tweak X Craig" is a hilarious look at this phenomena.
 
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
 
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

gaf is great because more often than not crazy posts arent copypasta. this one of the exceptions that proves the rule, unfortunately.
 
I've got the feeling Mercy is some kind of zombie or vampire of some sort. She heals by healing others, Lucio heals by listening to his healing tunes and Zenyatta doesn't heal at all he just has a big chunk of his health being regenerating shields. Mercy also has an emote where she checks her pulse and shrugs. She's not even alive guys. Mercy is siphoning your blood and exchanging it with her zombie, vampiric juices making you think she's helping you when she's really turning you into one of her thralls. Don't trust Mercy!
You're saying all this like it's a bad thing
 
Still don't get PharMercy. No shared history no nothin'. Feels like it's just the Korrasami fandom latching on to something vaguely similar.

This ship is probably due to how their abilities synergize great with eachother ingame. Pharah can jetpack herself to air for long periods of time and Mercy can float and dash to any nearby teammates. A coordinated PharMercy is nothing to sneeze at.

Robot limbs.

That's what I suspected.

It's a suit.

See Samus Aran, especially her Metroid Prime 2 suit.

Samus is a human with alien birds and alien jellyfish DNA inside her body. She also lives in the far flung future. Oh and she can morph into a tiny ball.

it's the future, I am sure there is some convoluted reason why they can make that.

There's nothing convoluted with mechanical augmentations, which is something that a lot of human OW characters go for. See: Symmetra, McCree, Junkrat, Toblerone, and Hanzo. Why is it so far flung to assume Pharah had the same treatment?


This neither confirms or denies Pharah having mech limbs.
 
There's nothing convoluted with mechanical augmentations, which is something that a lot of human OW characters go for. See: Symmetra, McCree, Junkrat, Toblerone, and Hanzo. Why is it so far flung to assume Pharah had the same treatment?

Just to be clear, since this seems to be mistaken a lot, Symmetra's left arm is not robotic. She's just wearing a special piece of armor.
 
Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Mercy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Mercy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
Well, this is depressing.

https://soundcloud.com/xiu-xiu-music/falling
 
But...it does...

If she's not an amputee, she doesn't have mech limbs.

Look at these joints and explain to me how they can fit her legs?

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Look these knees. They look like something from a expensive action figure.

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Another good look at her joints. Also, where would those rocket fit inside the arm if there's flesh inside it?

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If you ask me, I think Blizzard is being intentionally obtuse regarding Pharah being an amputee. Why else would they not deconfirm her being one on that tweet? They said she has her Rapotra suit and nothing else. If the person asked a yes or no question I bet they wouldn't have answered the question at all.

Her mother is speculated to be Sombra so we might get some additional backstory.
 
Look at these joints and explain to me how they can fit her legs?

tumblr_inline_o8tzquVI431teekii_1280.jpg


Look these knees. They look like something from a expensive action figure.

tumblr_inline_o8tzs7ADKN1teekii_1280.jpg


Where would those rocket fit inside the arm if there's flesh inside it?

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If you ask me, I think Blizzard is being intentionally obtuse regarding Pharah being an amputee. Why else would they not deconfirm her being one on that tweet? They said he has a suit and nothing else. If the person asked a yes or no question I bet they wouldn't have answered the question at all.
Not everything has to ne explained
 
Look at these joints and explain to me how they can fit her legs?

tumblr_inline_o8tzquVI431teekii_1280.jpg


Look these knees. They look like something from a expensive action figure.

tumblr_inline_o8tzs7ADKN1teekii_1280.jpg


Another good look at her joints. Also, where would those rocket fit inside the arm if there's flesh inside it?

tumblr_inline_o8tzteKYZa1teekii_1280.jpg


If you ask me, I think Blizzard is being intentionally obtuse regarding Pharah being an amputee. Why else would they not deconfirm her being one on that tweet? They said she has her Rapotra suit and nothing else. If the person asked a yes or no question I bet they wouldn't have answered the question at all.

Her mother is speculated to be Sombra so we might get some additional backstory.
You do know it's a game right. Blizzard chose style over realism
 
You do know it's a game right. Blizzard chose style over realism

Of course they did, but they created a world where people opt in to have mechanical limbs in place of their real ones to enhance their abilities. Why would it be out of the question that Pharah had the whole package done so she can wear that suit?

Joke post? This game features a talking space gorilla.

Suspension of disbelief. Winston wasn't willed into being by a space wizard. He's a product of genetical engineering. That's believable in the context of him being from the near-future world of Overwatch. Pharah naturally fitting into that suit doesn't.
 
Look at these joints and explain to me how they can fit her legs?

tumblr_inline_o8tzquVI431teekii_1280.jpg


Look these knees. They look like something from a expensive action figure.

tumblr_inline_o8tzs7ADKN1teekii_1280.jpg


Another good look at her joints. Also, where would those rocket fit inside the arm if there's flesh inside it?

tumblr_inline_o8tzteKYZa1teekii_1280.jpg


If you ask me, I think Blizzard is being intentionally obtuse regarding Pharah being an amputee. Why else would they not deconfirm her being one on that tweet? They said she has her Rapotra suit and nothing else. If the person asked a yes or no question I bet they wouldn't have answered the question at all.

Her mother is speculated to be Sombra so we might get some additional backstory.

It's a cartoon.
 
Look at these joints and explain to me how they can fit her legs?

tumblr_inline_o8tzquVI431teekii_1280.jpg


Look these knees. They look like something from a expensive action figure.

tumblr_inline_o8tzs7ADKN1teekii_1280.jpg


Another good look at her joints. Also, where would those rocket fit inside the arm if there's flesh inside it?

tumblr_inline_o8tzteKYZa1teekii_1280.jpg


If you ask me, I think Blizzard is being intentionally obtuse regarding Pharah being an amputee. Why else would they not deconfirm her being one on that tweet? They said she has her Rapotra suit and nothing else. If the person asked a yes or no question I bet they wouldn't have answered the question at all.

Her mother is speculated to be Sombra so we might get some additional backstory.

This is a game where Reaper pulls new guns out of his arse instead of reloading. Don't read too much into things :)
 
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