So Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are trending on Twitter...

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The sun in the picture is high right? So won't that make his dick shadow really long?

Dude probably has a micro penis.

I'm joking about the micro penis before someone starts.

Why are people talking about the shadow?

There are plenty of photos with his penis in full view; no imagination or sundial science necessary.
 
The sun in the picture is high right? So won't that make his dick shadow really long?

Dude probably has a micro penis.

I'm joking about the micro penis before someone starts.

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Why are people talking about the shadow?

There are plenty of photos with his penis in full view; no imagination or sundial science necessary.

I don't get why people think that's his dick shadow. It doesn't match up. It'd be hanging down to his knees if it were.

How does what is being blurred out cause that shadow aside from elf magic?
 
Someone hacked a bunch of private photos from those women's phones.

Orlando Bloom is out here hangin' proud in the clear blue yonder with a grin on his face that almost suggests that he wants the Pap to photo and release these images to make men everywhere feel like underachievers.
 
Someone hacked a bunch of private photos from those women's phones.

Orlando Bloom is out here hangin' proud in the clear blue yonder with a grin on his face that almost suggests that he wants the Pap to photo and release these images to make men everywhere feel like underachievers.
Exactly. There are even photos of them on that beach before and you can see plenty of other people in the shot. I don't think he was bothered.

Anyway, I'm so confused because it looks like he's halfway there tbh and I don't know why you'd do that
 

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It's more comparable something like creepshots, but then again, that's basically the whole job of a paparazzi
 
I won't search for it, but the gist I'm getting is that Orlando Bloom is hung, and he's getting busy with Katy Perry.

Well done to the both of them.
 
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