brandonh83
Banned
Well, a third leg
That's just the shadow of Mordor.
Well, a third leg
The sun in the picture is high right? So won't that make his dick shadow really long?
Dude probably has a micro penis.
I'm joking about the micro penis before someone starts.
That's just the shadow of Mordor.
#3rdLegolasWell, a third leg
The sun in the picture is high right? So won't that make his dick shadow really long?
Dude probably has a micro penis.
I'm joking about the micro penis before someone starts.
Why are people talking about the shadow?
There are plenty of photos with his penis in full view; no imagination or sundial science necessary.
Sequel confirmed to be twice as longThat's just the shadow of Mordor.
#dicksoutforharambe
Well someone had to make the thread.
Sequel confirmed to be twice as long
where can I find the uncensored version?
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Exactly. There are even photos of them on that beach before and you can see plenty of other people in the shot. I don't think he was bothered.Someone hacked a bunch of private photos from those women's phones.
Orlando Bloom is out here hangin' proud in the clear blue yonder with a grin on his face that almost suggests that he wants the Pap to photo and release these images to make men everywhere feel like underachievers.
Why is only he naked?![]()
It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.
When asked why she was boating with a naked Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry said "wait, Orlando Bloom was here?"
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*senses Katy on vacation in a bikini with some beer in hand*
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It was sexual assault when it was the fappening, but its okay since its a dude.
He certainly is well endowed. If its that big flaccid its probably massive erect.