What's the most embarrassing thing you do did TO the opposite sex?

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bman94

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Not things like falling down in front of your crush or spilling food on yourself, I mean specifically things you did to the opposite sex that directly involved them which either made you embarrassed, them embarrassed or both of you embarrassed.

I have two that are pretty tame but embarrassing none the less.

This was in high school, and in hind-sight I think this girl may have liked me but my mental thoughts at the time made me believe that no women found me attractive so I didn't comprehend the signs. So basically this girl came towards me for a hug, but me being super awkward and not having enough interactions with girls, gave her a nice firm handshake. And this wasn't like one of those "handshake into hugs" type things it was like a full on "Welcome to the business" handshakes. An older student saw it and asked "you give handshakes to girls?" And I realized how stupid it was that I just did. She must have felt terrible after that, going for a hug but getting a handshake in a hallway full of people. I never really got hugs from girls at the time so my mind didn't think "oh shit a girl is actually giving you a hug".

The other one was with a girl that I really liked at the time. She was very pretty but she got kinda violent too. She liked to hit a lot and she hit hard too. Didn't really make any sense cause she wasn't really a big girl but just kinda tall. But anyway we always talk to each other in the morning in the tech building hallway. One day in particular we were walking and talking and for the life of me I can't remember what I said but I said something about her. It was in a joking manner and to this day I don't know if she took it as a joke but she gave me the hardest slap of my life right across my face. Like it actually left a mark and she walked away right after. The typical high response of people saying shit like "holy shit" "what you said to her bruh" and "she slapped the shit outta you!" Insued. It felt like a god damn scene from a movie cause right afterwards the bell rung for first block. The next day she acted like nothing had happened.

So what some of your embarrassing stories that involved you and the opposite sex.
 
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Manu

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I asked a girl from school I liked if she wanted to take our relationship "to the next level".

I think we had spoke for a grand total of 15-20 minutes during the whole year up to that point.
 
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Leona Lewis

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There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
 
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Killer Queen

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Slayven said:
Made an amv and gave it to the girl
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Lmao dead, didn't think you were the kinda guy Slayven
On that note though I made a bunch of lame e cards for a girl for Valentine's day a few months ago, mostly in jest but it scared her off. Shame cuz she was hot nd had a booty
 
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OricWindstar

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A little bit before Christmas my high-school girlfriend was dropping me off at my place. I was getting my backpack out of her trunk and, as I did, I noticed some gaming related stuff that was definitely a Christmas gift for me. But, instead of acting like I didn't see them like a sane person, I took them out of the trunk, held them up to her, and gave her some kind of "I know what these are!" smirk, and put them back in the trunk.

It's embarrassing that it took a few minutes for me to realize how horrendously awkward that was. And I still acted surprised when she gave them to me.
 
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Geist-

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I may have complained a little too loudly right in front of a bartender to a girl I was seeing when I was carded and she wasn't despite me being 22 and her being 20. Surprised I still got sex that night.
 
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WhateverItTakes

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Slayven said:
Made an amv and gave it to the girl
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Oh man. I'd want to die, years and years later.

Think I tried for an awkward hug one time with a girl which really didn't work. The usual thing I did when I was younger was come on too strong out of nowhere and not stopping cus I had no concept of reading signals.

Oh wait, I got it!

Got a nosebleed while making out once. Luckily we were right by a river so I could get it all off the both of us while apologising profusely.

Proceeded to get way to into things 5 minutes later and got another. Not my finest hour. Hayfever can be dangerous.
 
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Leona Lewis said:
There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
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After reading this I feel the urge to jump off a roof as well.
 
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Geist- said:
I may have complained a little too loudly right in front of a bartender to a girl I was seeing when I was carded and she wasn't despite me being 22 and her being 20. Surprised I still got sex that night.
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There's nothing that reveals you as being young more than complaining about being carded. It becomes a complement real quick.
 
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A girl I had a mad crush on in highschool was having a birthday party, I wasn't invited, and she didn't know what to wear. I didn't understand the meaning at the time so I said how about your birthday suit with a dumb smile. She and her friends gave me the dirtiest look. I still wasn't invited.
 
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cyress8

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In middle school, I was trying my best to peek up a girls skirt while she sat across the classroom. I was aroused and embarrassed because she decided to spread her legs open and few seconds later whisper to her friend about something. I know it was about me.

Pretty much the only thing I can remember. Everything has been pretty much routine for me when dealing with ladies, other than the awkward kiss and feel up during your younger days.
 
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KAOz

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Made out with a girl who I was seeing when I was 15.
Had a massive cold that day.
Needless to say, during all the kissings and touchings, my nose decided to give her the biggest facial of her life.
 
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ThisGuy said:
A girl I had a mad crush on in highschool was having a birthday party, I wasn't invited, and she didn't know what to wear. I didn't understand the meaning at the time so I said how about your birthday suit with a dumb smile. She and her friends gave me the dirtiest look. I still wasn't invited.
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Damn dude lol

I wouldn't feel bad. You weren't invited.
 
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Fury451

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Told a girl who I was awkwardly flirting with that "I like your hair"

To be fair, she told me out of the blue I had nice hair first, so I'm not really sure what I was supposed to do with that.

That being the worst, I got off pretty light all things considered.


Leona Lewis said:
There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
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Damn.
 
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FStop7

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I farted in my cousin's wife's face.

It wasn't on purpose. We were playing basketball in the driveway. She was sitting on the front steps of the house. I ran to save the ball from going out of bounds close to her. I reached the ball and as I turned around a little poot slipped out. I don't think she noticed. At least I hope not.
 
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How About No

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Peeked at a roommate sunbathing.. I think she might have noticed.

She moved out and I never saw her again after that, but reeeaally hoping that's a coincidence

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I managed a restaurant and asked one of the cashiers out - and she reported me to HR.
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Hmm do you make webcomics by any chance
 
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Dirca

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Leona Lewis said:
There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
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I'm cringing so hard for you right now.
 
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DiipuSurotu

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A group of friends were waiting for me. When I arrived I grabbed the hips of a friend of a friend (that I had never met before) from behind because I thought that was someone else. She turned her head and had the most terrified look ever. I was internally shocked too but I didn't know how to react and instead of simply apologizing and explaining the situation, I just said "Hi!" and greeted the other friends as if everything was normal. Everyone was laughing their ass off at my random hip grab, except me and her of course. And also her boyfriend who was right next to her.
 
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How About No

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Was at a bar and a friend prodded me to go over to a table of girls and say hi and chat. I wobble my way over, "uuuuuuuh, HI" and continued to the restroom.

Aaaand that is the extent of my dating expertise. Sooo fukken suave
 
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Switch Back 9

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Whiskey dick is probably the most embarrassing and frustrating experience ever, for both parties.
 
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Rur0ni

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In maybe 6th grade I think (perhaps slightly before), we had to describe classmates for whatever reason. I was given the name of a girl in the class, my out-loud description was "*insert name* is nice, short and stumpy." She was probably the shortest girl in our grade. I wasn't trying to be mean mind you. The class laughed, and she cried afterwards. :(
 
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Knuckle Sandwich

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Hmm... There are so many lol.

THE most embarrassing is probably when I went to the movies with this lady, got back to her house and got a boner sitting next to her. She saw it, I made a move and she jumped up. Turns out I thought it was a date and she thought it was a friendly outing with a platonic buddy.

Woops.
 
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hwalker84

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Balls deep in the wife, fan pointed on us. Ripped a silent but violent fart. It hit me first and I started laughing and went limp. She asked what was the problem then started gagging once the putrid smell hit her nostrils.
 
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cyress8 said:
In middle school, I was trying my best to peek up a girls skirt while she sat across the classroom. I was aroused and embarrassed because she decided to spread her legs open and few seconds later whisper to her friend about something. I know it was about me.

Pretty much the only thing I can remember. Everything has been pretty much routine for me when dealing with ladies, other than the awkward kiss and feel up during your younger days.
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I cringed.
 
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Dirca

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Switch Back 9 said:
Whiskey dick is probably the most embarrassing and frustrating experience ever, for both parties.
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2nd night of honeymoon and we had waaaaay too much to drink. It was like a worm in an eagle's claw. She still had a good time, but it wasn't happening for me. Not really embarrassing, but disappointing.
 
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DiipuSurotu

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WhateverItTakes said:
Oh wait, I got it!

Got a nosebleed while making out once. Luckily we were right by a river so I could get it all off the both of us while apologising profusely.

Proceeded to get way to into things 5 minutes later and got another. Not my finest hour. Hayfever can be dangerous.
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it's just like in my japanese animes
 
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How About No

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Always-honest said:
I tripped and tried to grab something to stop me from falling. It was a boob..
Highschool.
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cyress8 said:
In middle school, I was trying my best to peek up a girls skirt while she sat across the classroom. I was aroused and embarrassed because she decided to spread her legs open and few seconds later whisper to her friend about something. I know it was about me.

Pretty much the only thing I can remember. Everything has been pretty much routine for me when dealing with ladies, other than the awkward kiss and feel up during your younger days.
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Grizzlyjin

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I had been chatting up this woman who worked at the front desk of my building. Nothing too crazy, just some small talk here and there. Sometimes she'd ask me for my opinion on something. But anyway, I ask her if she'd like to go out to dinner. She says Yes, and we make plans. Dinner goes fine but when the bill comes, I go to pay for it and she gets awkward about it. Then I realize that she wasn't aware that this was a date and that's why she thought me paying was weird. She kept saying "oh...well I see. Okay. Oh." I wanted to sign up for NASA and volunteer for a one way Mars mission lol. It worked out though, we ended up dating for a few months.

Another time my friends sent me over to these two women at the bar because I'm the more talkative one, I guess? I'll talk to anyone. So I go over, no plan in my head. Just play it fast and loose and eventually bring them into the fold. I go over to the girls and ask "What're you drinking?" Mistake #1. I never ask stuff like that, but whatever. One of the girls turns around, looks me in the eye and says "Cran vodka." I nod my head and my brain just has a complete synapse misfire. I have nothing to say. No response. No joke. No anecdote. Nothing. I say "I have no response to that..." and instead of walking back to my friends, I go out the door and into the parking lot.

There are also an endless array of drunk messages and texts that I deleted before I could see them in the morning. But they happened. They exist.
 
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scogoth

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During a blowjob the girl's jaw locked open. Had to take her to hospital to get it closed again. When they asked what happened I didn't know what to say so I told them she was yawning.
 
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Grizzlyjin said:
Another time my friends sent me over to these two women at the bar because I'm the more talkative one, I guess? I'll talk to anyone. So I go over, no plan in my head. Just play it fast and loose and eventually bring them into the fold. I go over to the girls and ask "What're you drinking?" Mistake #1. I never ask stuff like that, but whatever. One of the girls turns around, looks me in the eye and says "Cran vodka." I nod my head and my brain just has a complete synapse misfire. I have nothing to say. No response. No joke. No anecdote. Nothing. I say "I have no response to that..." and instead of walking back to my friends, I go out the door and into the parking lot.
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Oh man, that is great.
 
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GifGafIsTheBestGaf

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eh this one is mostly lame than embarrassing, got a call late at night from a friend that they are at the movies with the girls and i should come, this was the last late night show, i was already in bed because i was tired as fuck but i told him fine and got ready and went.

cant remember the movie but i just remember it was shit so i actually fell asleep while watching it when i woke up i just see her face in disappointment from the girl next to me lol

this was in highschool btw
 
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