DiipuSurotu
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That's the most awkward part :/
What's the most embarrassing thing you do did TO the opposite sex?
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That's the most awkward part :/
lightskintwin
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Bruh, I've been in an almost exact situation. You're lucky she didn't hit you, because that's usually how people respond when you say something so cold, they can't even say anything back.
Oh God Why
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I was taking an elective class in my college with a girl that was strikingly beautiful. We would talk for a few minutes before class would start. As I was talking to her one day and making her laugh, she just smiles at me in a very obviously flirting way.
I can easily tell the difference between someone smiling at me to be nice and someone smiling at me to show that they totally want me, and this was that kind of smile. I was going through some heavy personal shit at the time and didn't want to be in a relationship (in other words, my self confidence was at an all time low), so I just made this really awkward looking face face at her as she was smiling and said, "what?".
That was really the last time that we spoke to each other in that class. She kept her distance from me after that. I was such a fucking idiot. We had a lot in common and jesus she was an 11/10 in terms of physical looks.
I can easily tell the difference between someone smiling at me to be nice and someone smiling at me to show that they totally want me, and this was that kind of smile. I was going through some heavy personal shit at the time and didn't want to be in a relationship (in other words, my self confidence was at an all time low), so I just made this really awkward looking face face at her as she was smiling and said, "what?".
That was really the last time that we spoke to each other in that class. She kept her distance from me after that. I was such a fucking idiot. We had a lot in common and jesus she was an 11/10 in terms of physical looks.
PlayALLtheGames
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Nothing that bad but I did get whiskey dick at the worst time once. There was a girl who I met through a friend of mine that always hung out with us in a group and I thought she was really sexy; constantly fantasized about getting with her. One night we started making out at a bar and her apt was only a couple of blocks away; she literally grabbed me by the hand and said, "Let's go."
Started off ok but then I just, you know, deflated. I still managed to get her off by other means and she tried to return the favor but ultimately I had to whack it to finish. I'm sure she was disappointed. I definitely was. We never had each other's numbers so there was no contact after that. Sad!
Started off ok but then I just, you know, deflated. I still managed to get her off by other means and she tried to return the favor but ultimately I had to whack it to finish. I'm sure she was disappointed. I definitely was. We never had each other's numbers so there was no contact after that. Sad!
How About No
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Do iiiit
...or if you already did make the thread, this post will be awkward moment #3 for me
DarknessTear
Banned
First time with a girl. Was 16. Samurai Jack credits were rolling, and she gets my dick out.
Her: You're big...
Pokemon comes on. ♪I wanna be, the very best ♪
Me: You're big too.
Silence. Pokemon music continues.
Fuck my life.
Her: You're big...
Pokemon comes on. ♪I wanna be, the very best ♪
Me: You're big too.
Silence. Pokemon music continues.
Fuck my life.
My man!
Oveja Negra
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It's not the most embarrasing story at all, but the earliest one, and it makes me laugh when I remember it. It was in school, I think I was 12 years old or something.
We were in a biology class and the professor began to say the grades of our last test and then we had to approach to her to pick our tests.
She calls me, I pick my test and when I'm going back to my seat, my female friend who sits next to me throw me a very dense paper ball that hits me right in one of my eyes. Everyone laughs at me and when I look at my friend, she is showing me the biggest grin ever. So I said in my mind "you're gonna pay for this!!".
The next minute the teacher calls my friend and when she is going to sit I kicked the chair a little bit just to scare her but oh... that little bit ended being a little too much cause the chair flew from there and my friend wasn't just sitting... she was letting herself fall on it so she ended in the floor with both legs over her head, the skirt up her belly... showing in full glory her pink panties to the entire class for like 4 seconds.
Everyone was laughing histerically except me cause with my peripheral vision I realized my teacher witnessed the entire event and she was known to be by far the strictest one, and during those 4 seconds I already sensed my parents were going to be called the next day and I was going to end suspended for I don't know how many days.
Maybe it was due to a planetary conjunction, but she just looked at me shaking her head like saying "I can't believe you did that!!" and continued like nothing happened.
My friend in the other hand was red as a tomato and her eyes were telling me she wanted to kill me.
We continued to sit next to each other, but she didn't talk to me for like 2 months hahahaha.
We were in a biology class and the professor began to say the grades of our last test and then we had to approach to her to pick our tests.
She calls me, I pick my test and when I'm going back to my seat, my female friend who sits next to me throw me a very dense paper ball that hits me right in one of my eyes. Everyone laughs at me and when I look at my friend, she is showing me the biggest grin ever. So I said in my mind "you're gonna pay for this!!".
The next minute the teacher calls my friend and when she is going to sit I kicked the chair a little bit just to scare her but oh... that little bit ended being a little too much cause the chair flew from there and my friend wasn't just sitting... she was letting herself fall on it so she ended in the floor with both legs over her head, the skirt up her belly... showing in full glory her pink panties to the entire class for like 4 seconds.
Everyone was laughing histerically except me cause with my peripheral vision I realized my teacher witnessed the entire event and she was known to be by far the strictest one, and during those 4 seconds I already sensed my parents were going to be called the next day and I was going to end suspended for I don't know how many days.
Maybe it was due to a planetary conjunction, but she just looked at me shaking her head like saying "I can't believe you did that!!" and continued like nothing happened.
My friend in the other hand was red as a tomato and her eyes were telling me she wanted to kill me.
We continued to sit next to each other, but she didn't talk to me for like 2 months hahahaha.
Lol that is something else. Can't really disagree with Tim in this case. I would be pretty damn mad if my two sisters told me that my friend fucked both of them on the same day
Lot of entertaining stories here. I don't really have anything good. One time in high school in gym class we were playing baseball and I was put to play with girls because the boys' team was full. Everything was good and fun but when I threw the ball back to the home bass the girl couldn't properly catch it and it landed on her ear. Hard. Broke her eardrum and she had to go to the nurse and then hospital. I know it wasn't my fault but I felt really bad and embarassed about it.
I created the thread, I don't mind, do it.
So my neighbor was pretty hot and we went to the same HS obviously. I was a really big fat kid back in HS. I met her in my ceramics class. I was always the funny kid, making the whole class laugh and shit. She starts talking to me in our class and shit saying I'm funny yadda yadda. We become good friends.
We both had to take a regents test and after we got out she texts me saying she's tryna smoke and that her parents are gone for a bit. I'm like word I'm with it. I get bud and walk to her house. I see that she changed into them short shorts and had a tank top on, I'm like sweet whatever. We smoke and then we go into her house and I decide to sit on a different couch then her. She's like what do you wanna do? Wanna watch tv or something? I'm like word I'm with it, I'm fried too btw. So we sit there and just watch some random shit away from each other. Then she's like u want me to make u some food? I'm like ya sure. We eat, still sitting there just watching, not really talking much. She said she wasn't really high, and I was kinda just like yeah. Then eventually she's like my parents are coming back so you gotta go. I'm like word nice. Then just went home smacked and played video games.
To this day I do not know if this was a missed opportunity or if we were just good friends. If I see her again I'm deff askin just so I can have that sense of relief.
I liked the shit out of her too since it's not everyday a hot chick is tryna talk/hang out with a ugly fat kid lmao.
Tbh if I get into a situation like this again I reallu wouldn't know what to do. I'm oblivious to signs or whatever ppl see that they can tell someone wants them,
We both had to take a regents test and after we got out she texts me saying she's tryna smoke and that her parents are gone for a bit. I'm like word I'm with it. I get bud and walk to her house. I see that she changed into them short shorts and had a tank top on, I'm like sweet whatever. We smoke and then we go into her house and I decide to sit on a different couch then her. She's like what do you wanna do? Wanna watch tv or something? I'm like word I'm with it, I'm fried too btw. So we sit there and just watch some random shit away from each other. Then she's like u want me to make u some food? I'm like ya sure. We eat, still sitting there just watching, not really talking much. She said she wasn't really high, and I was kinda just like yeah. Then eventually she's like my parents are coming back so you gotta go. I'm like word nice. Then just went home smacked and played video games.
To this day I do not know if this was a missed opportunity or if we were just good friends. If I see her again I'm deff askin just so I can have that sense of relief.
I liked the shit out of her too since it's not everyday a hot chick is tryna talk/hang out with a ugly fat kid lmao.
Tbh if I get into a situation like this again I reallu wouldn't know what to do. I'm oblivious to signs or whatever ppl see that they can tell someone wants them,
cpp_is_king
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Hopefully you played it off by saying "It's only smells"
It wasn't me but back in high school it was tradition to pull someone's (men) pants down when we had PE class, as we all wore tracksuits that day. This one day a friend thought, or so he claimed, that a classmate (my crush back then, now ex lol) was me so he pulled her pants down, I was watching from my desk lol and all I thought when I saw her pants down and her underwear was DAMN now that's an ass I'd hit (she had a great body), to this day I don't know how the hell he couldn't notice it wasn't me, but a girl standing there. The tracksuits were not tight, a little baggy actually so that can explain a little, but still don't excuse what happened that day, it was a bizarre scene to watch, she cried a lot that day and he was suspended for a week IIRC.
Getting pantsed was a scary thing in high school. It wasn't even in gym class, you could be walking in the hallway and get pantsed by a drive by person running.
It sorta got revived in college in marching band but it was way more comical then since people would fall flat in the grass most of the time.
kunonabi
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Remembered one better.
In high school I ate lunch with a friend of mine. There was girl who used to sit with us since we shared sort of similar interests. Well, one day my friend and I were having a discussion. He had a milk cartoon with a cartoon rabbit on it that was playing a saxophone. Now for some reason this cartoon rabbit was named Speedway.
I thought this was ridiculous and that he should have a more appropriate name. My friend disagreed and the discussion got pretty heated and I said that if there was nothing wrong with the rabbit being called speedway than why not call Jane Doe "Phil" instead. He said fine, I said fine and called each other's bluff. From that point on we referred to her as Phil and nothing else.
She was really just in the wrong place at the wrong time but eventually the whole school caught wind of this development and everyone just called her Phil from that point on.
In high school I ate lunch with a friend of mine. There was girl who used to sit with us since we shared sort of similar interests. Well, one day my friend and I were having a discussion. He had a milk cartoon with a cartoon rabbit on it that was playing a saxophone. Now for some reason this cartoon rabbit was named Speedway.
I thought this was ridiculous and that he should have a more appropriate name. My friend disagreed and the discussion got pretty heated and I said that if there was nothing wrong with the rabbit being called speedway than why not call Jane Doe "Phil" instead. He said fine, I said fine and called each other's bluff. From that point on we referred to her as Phil and nothing else.
She was really just in the wrong place at the wrong time but eventually the whole school caught wind of this development and everyone just called her Phil from that point on.
Once in high school, a girl used some socks I really loved. Dunno what madness got into me but I started to... eh... damn, I'm even embarrased by this now... touch her legs and ask her to continue using those socks. She played along with me but now, knowing that perhaps some of my classmates saw us and how crazy I got, it embarrases me a lot.
MegaManTrigger
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I had a dumbass high school moment. Laugh at the stupidity I've inflicted upon myself.
I was one of the few Gr. 12 students to take French all the way through from 9, and to my surprise I saw that there was acquaintance from middle school. We knew we both existed in middle school, but because we were in different classes, we never really met or spent time together. We occasionally talked but very rarely as I sit in the front like a nerd, and she sat in the back (didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things since our French Teacher usually let us work together and sit anywhere, anyway). It wasn't until Winter/Spring that we started talking a lot and we realized that we clicked so well.
So fast forward to a year later and I'm in university and she's taking a victory lap to solidify her career choices, we're both super close and know a lot of personal things about each other's lives. One day, I blurted out that I liked her and she was taken aback. Judging by how she was taken aback, I thought she was going to say "lol wow, fuck off MegaManTrigger, I'd never be with you in a million years." Turns out, she wanted me to ask her out during senior year of high school. She apparently left me hints that I unintentionally ignored (but really, I had pretty major insecurity issues tied to my disability, and traumatic bullying experiences left me weary of social interactions with people).
So why didn't it work out? I was good friends with another friend and she was not doing well. She broke up with someone and had the whole "no one wants me" phase. To help her feel better, I said "You know that's not true. If things were differently, you know I'd love to date you." What I witnessed was the biggest fuck up in my history. Turns out she was ALSO close friends with the interested girl, and she spread what I said to everyone in her clique. The interested girl told me about that day, and I distinctly remember her going to the washroom after seeing me after school, and apparently it was because she cried for a good while. What I said was enough to destroy that chance, and left her weary about me despite how well we clicked after high school. Now I was the one taken aback and completely embarrassed, how something as simple as trying to make someone else feel better easily ruined my chances. After she told me the story, I explained myself and she understood what I meant (at least I hope so). I gave it a couple of weeks to try to let the chemistry do its thing, but something has undeniably changed; what I did was enough for her to take a hiatus from men/dating so I was shit out of luck in pursuing her. At that point, I couldn't help but wonder what could have been if I had simply changed what I said. And what could have been for the both of us.
Fast forward years later: she's been in a long-term relationship (which I'm happy for her), while I seem to continue to be cursed and struggle with attracting women. This left me pretty scarred, and made me more careful about what I say to people. Fuck, reliving that was painful to the core.
I was one of the few Gr. 12 students to take French all the way through from 9, and to my surprise I saw that there was acquaintance from middle school. We knew we both existed in middle school, but because we were in different classes, we never really met or spent time together. We occasionally talked but very rarely as I sit in the front like a nerd, and she sat in the back (didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things since our French Teacher usually let us work together and sit anywhere, anyway). It wasn't until Winter/Spring that we started talking a lot and we realized that we clicked so well.
So fast forward to a year later and I'm in university and she's taking a victory lap to solidify her career choices, we're both super close and know a lot of personal things about each other's lives. One day, I blurted out that I liked her and she was taken aback. Judging by how she was taken aback, I thought she was going to say "lol wow, fuck off MegaManTrigger, I'd never be with you in a million years." Turns out, she wanted me to ask her out during senior year of high school. She apparently left me hints that I unintentionally ignored (but really, I had pretty major insecurity issues tied to my disability, and traumatic bullying experiences left me weary of social interactions with people).
So why didn't it work out? I was good friends with another friend and she was not doing well. She broke up with someone and had the whole "no one wants me" phase. To help her feel better, I said "You know that's not true. If things were differently, you know I'd love to date you." What I witnessed was the biggest fuck up in my history. Turns out she was ALSO close friends with the interested girl, and she spread what I said to everyone in her clique. The interested girl told me about that day, and I distinctly remember her going to the washroom after seeing me after school, and apparently it was because she cried for a good while. What I said was enough to destroy that chance, and left her weary about me despite how well we clicked after high school. Now I was the one taken aback and completely embarrassed, how something as simple as trying to make someone else feel better easily ruined my chances. After she told me the story, I explained myself and she understood what I meant (at least I hope so). I gave it a couple of weeks to try to let the chemistry do its thing, but something has undeniably changed; what I did was enough for her to take a hiatus from men/dating so I was shit out of luck in pursuing her. At that point, I couldn't help but wonder what could have been if I had simply changed what I said. And what could have been for the both of us.
Fast forward years later: she's been in a long-term relationship (which I'm happy for her), while I seem to continue to be cursed and struggle with attracting women. This left me pretty scarred, and made me more careful about what I say to people. Fuck, reliving that was painful to the core.
I hate my habits with the opposite sex because I'll sometimes have a different opinion on some girls like every day, like some times I'll be like "man she's hot I need to get w her" or whatever and just the next day I won't think she's attractive. So there's this one girl who's kind of attractive, it's more cause her butt's fat as hell, but I went pretty all out flirty on her one day. The next day I saw her I wasn't into it at all and I was super embarrassed, she's kinda seemed really into me ever since.
Lmao.
Chance Hale
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Nevermind.
Reizo Ryuu
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A girl once confessed she was in love with me, I just laughed and said "yeah right".
In High School we were standing in a circle playing silent ball in class. The rule was that we were only allowed to catch the ball with one hand and as I tried to catch it went off to the right. I tried again and I ended up grabbing the boob of the girl standing next me. The class started laughing and the teacher told me to say sorry to the girl. I was incredibly embarrassed.
dreamcastmaster
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I got a handjob from a girl and when I came, one jet of my load hit her hair. I didn't tell her and she went outside with a string of my jizz visible in her hair.
Trojita
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What
The First Guardian
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Holy fucking shit .. I just read the summary in last page
Not sure if this is the most embarrassing, but definitely cringe worthy: I was friends with a tiny and somewhat chubby girl in undergrad. She mentioned to me that she recently started to work out. I wanted to say something along the lines of 'Really? I didn't know' but it came out as 'Really? You don't look like it.'
She looked like she wanted to kill me for about a good minute while I furiously backpedaled.
She looked like she wanted to kill me for about a good minute while I furiously backpedaled.
What the hell is an AMV and why is it that bad? like a mixtape?
show me your skeleton
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will post on behalf of this man:
https://youtu.be/dBo5-6WotEM
https://youtu.be/dBo5-6WotEM
It's a montage with anime clips
BearFlexington
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buttsecks + webcam
Seraph_Nicholas
Member
I once told a female friend that her surname would be excellent for a prostitute. Top-shelf 'let the floor eat me' right there.
tearsofash
Member
we were fucking in my dorm and I accidentally slammed her head into the wall.
Then there was that one time I came in her eye and she burst out laughing immediately.
Then there was that one time I came in her eye and she burst out laughing immediately.
milanbaros
Member?
Haha. This is hilarious.
During high school band trip, one of the hottest girls in the school who was also in band sat next to me on the bus. This was open seating so it's not like she had to sit next to me and enclose me in, she could have sat in many of the numerous open seats. Anyways, she sat on the edge and kept talking to me over and over and over. Needless to say I felt trapped by her. All my friends were talking and joking and there I was like a mouse in a cage having to hear her talk. I asked her to move so I can talk to my friends. She gave me the meanest looking face I've ever seen. After that no more hugs.
Another time, there was this girl I would message and talk to a lot in high school. I really liked her and I felt like she liked me too. I knew it was a go because I was in marching band and I had to wear the goofy uniforms during football games and you don't tell someone you think the marching band uniforms are hot if you aren't down. Anyways, one conversation after school devolved into us talking about how we should say hi more often to each other when we pass each other in the hallway. So one day she said 'hi' but she was with her friends and i just made a weird face that projected the message 'who are you?' and kept waking. She ended up dating some loser. Fuck she was like 6'0 and so hot too.
One time on campus this girl was stalking me when I was playing a game on my phone. I caught her looking at me and we started talking about said game. She was really into it but was a noob so I gave her some insight. The next day after class instead of talking to her I, for god knows why, ignored her and kept talking to some random dude whom I had just befriended earlier in the day.
I'm so bad at this. And it's terrible because I'm literally like 3/10.
Another time, there was this girl I would message and talk to a lot in high school. I really liked her and I felt like she liked me too. I knew it was a go because I was in marching band and I had to wear the goofy uniforms during football games and you don't tell someone you think the marching band uniforms are hot if you aren't down. Anyways, one conversation after school devolved into us talking about how we should say hi more often to each other when we pass each other in the hallway. So one day she said 'hi' but she was with her friends and i just made a weird face that projected the message 'who are you?' and kept waking. She ended up dating some loser. Fuck she was like 6'0 and so hot too.
One time on campus this girl was stalking me when I was playing a game on my phone. I caught her looking at me and we started talking about said game. She was really into it but was a noob so I gave her some insight. The next day after class instead of talking to her I, for god knows why, ignored her and kept talking to some random dude whom I had just befriended earlier in the day.
I'm so bad at this. And it's terrible because I'm literally like 3/10.
efyu_lemonardo
May I have a cookie?
Back in the day my friends and I would go out drinking a lot and I had this tendency of saying the dumbest shit, and being drunk just made me louder.
Anyway we were checking out this group of girls sitting a couple tables away from us at the pub. One of my friends mentioned discreetly that the blonde wasn't very good looking and the others agreed. I was sitting with my back to her and didn't want to stare so I waited until we got up to leave to steal a look. As we were walking out I said in a voice that was way too loud: "The blonde girl isn't THAT disgusting!". Everybody in the room heard me and knew who I was referring to, including her I believe. In hindsight we figured it was even more offensive than flat out calling her disgusting.
Anyway we were checking out this group of girls sitting a couple tables away from us at the pub. One of my friends mentioned discreetly that the blonde wasn't very good looking and the others agreed. I was sitting with my back to her and didn't want to stare so I waited until we got up to leave to steal a look. As we were walking out I said in a voice that was way too loud: "The blonde girl isn't THAT disgusting!". Everybody in the room heard me and knew who I was referring to, including her I believe. In hindsight we figured it was even more offensive than flat out calling her disgusting.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
Fetish I assume
biggersmaller
Banned
Got too drunk when 19 and vomited on my girlfriend when cuddling after sex. That was 14 years ago and it was the last time I ever drank Goldschlager.
we had sex
Conkersbadfurday
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You aren't my ex, are you?
Waddle Dee
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This alone killed me.
Any who, in high school during recess some girls got a basketball stuck on the edge of the hoop. It wouldn't budge and for whatever reason they asked me if I could get it down(it's probably because I was one of the tallest guys in school). I decided to make a chaos-dunk jump for it... I managed to knock it down for them but when I landed I felt like my legs broke so I sorta limped away in pain.
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