Metalingus5150
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In junior high, a girl liked me and I liked her. I was to afraid to start anything with her and told her I was joking that I liked her. She stopped talking to me.
What's the most embarrassing thing you do did TO the opposite sex?
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TangerineCloud
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Did you slam anything else afterward or nah?
Got super drunk and danced (HORRIBLY) with a girl I was really into. We were really good friends, so everything was fine the next day, but... that was six months ago, and I've sworn off dancing ever since.
Also, a month or two later I heard her talking about hooking up with someone and later that night we were at a party together. Someone asked if I was into her and I said (allegedly, I don't remember ever saying this) "yeah, but she'd sleep with anyone but me." She heard me say it from the other room and we didn't talk for like two months after that and then we talked it out and everything's fine now. But goddamn, those two make me want to die every time I think about them.
Oh my god, I just read that old thread linked in here. I guess it could be worse, I could've handled things like Kopite did O_O
Also, a month or two later I heard her talking about hooking up with someone and later that night we were at a party together. Someone asked if I was into her and I said (allegedly, I don't remember ever saying this) "yeah, but she'd sleep with anyone but me." She heard me say it from the other room and we didn't talk for like two months after that and then we talked it out and everything's fine now. But goddamn, those two make me want to die every time I think about them.
Oh my god, I just read that old thread linked in here. I guess it could be worse, I could've handled things like Kopite did O_O
Baron von Loathsome
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Probably slammed some drinks.
MisterNugNug
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I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were in that position where like you're both sitting upright facing one another and your legs are behind one another. I don't know my sex position lingo.
Anyway, so we're going at it, we're both leaning back, and I lean in to kiss her and as we kissed I burped in her mouth lol.
I had just had a beer, it was funny. We were filming it too. The tablet it was on broke though
I got the drink in me goin front to front.
I walked up to one of the hottest girls in the 6th grade, tall, exotic looking hoochie, out to prom, she said no. This was at the end of the day so I just went home anyways and played call of duty and basketball, was proud of myself for striking courage to ask her to her face to face but pissed I had no date and was denied...
That whole sequence is honestly what fuels me today.
That whole sequence is honestly what fuels me today.
Moff
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one girl tried to tease me by pushing the beer glass a little when I was drinking so some of the beer would pour out
tried the same with her and smashed the glass on her nose, she startet bleeding like a motherfucker and we had to go the hospital to stitch it up
tried the same with her and smashed the glass on her nose, she startet bleeding like a motherfucker and we had to go the hospital to stitch it up
we were just friends there but hooked up a few years later and were together for a very long time, she still holds that against me but you really almost can't see the scar, it's tiny, really
How about getting carded seeing a rated R movie? Because I was pretty offended at that.
Pretty much everything I did from high school to college was a disaster. I was so oblivious to everything going on around me. I was at a party on Halloween and I was 20 at the time, this girl who was dressed as a school teacher and I was dressed as a hipster or something. She came in asking if anyone saw her glasses and she described them, so I take off my glasses ask her if they looked like that and gave them to her. She invited me to go to a bar with her I told I was 20 so she tried giving me her number and I said no thanks, she tried like 10 times and I was all "nah I won't find your glasses anyway" I was too drunk to realize what I was doing
Back in like 6th grade when I was figuring out how to talk to girls, I thought I liked this one chick because she was the most developed chick in the class. I had no clue what I was doing, but I would ask her out, she would say no, then I would try again a few weeks later. I think in total I asked the girl out like 17 times and to this day I'm kind of mortified.
There's a bit more context to the whole thing, but ultimately it me being young and dumb I was being lead on as a joke. But still...17 times I got rejected.
My best friend managed to save my ass after middle school and told that chick that I did it as a joke. This is why at 27 we are still best friends. We've had each other's backs since Pre-K.
There's a bit more context to the whole thing, but ultimately it me being young and dumb I was being lead on as a joke. But still...17 times I got rejected.
My best friend managed to save my ass after middle school and told that chick that I did it as a joke. This is why at 27 we are still best friends. We've had each other's backs since Pre-K.
lightskintwin
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My friends and I are out, and my twin brother meets this fine ass chick that he dances with and gets her number. Now my brother had no plans of calling her, because he had a girlfriend and was happy in that relationship. So my thirsty ass asks for the number, and I pretend to be my brother and start talking to her over the phone.
Later in the week, I visit her at her dorm in UGA and spend hours chilling with her, and we hit it off extremely well, and I'm really liking this girl. Like girlfriend material liking her.
That weekend, her and her girlfriends go out clubbing, and she calls me because she wants me to party with her. So I go out and we make luv in the club, and we start making out on the dance floor. The only problem is being intoxicated also has made me guilty for lying to her, and making me more annoyed by having her constantly address me by my brother's name. So at the end of the night, when it seems she wants to come home with me; I feel so compelled to confess and tell her the truth because I could see us be in a serious relationship someday and I figured the sooner we get this deception out the way, the sooner we can start back on honestly liking each other. When I tell her the truth, she looks at me in disbelief, doesn't say a word, leaves with her friends and stops answering my calls. I never saw or talked to her again....
Until 5 years later, I'm out with my friends partying and I happen to see her out again. I figured after all this time, surely she's completely over it and we can laugh about it in hindsight (In the back of mind, hoping that maybe we could rekindle what we started years ago). So I politely but confidently approach her, and this girl doesn't say a word to me, completely ignores me, and doesn't even acknowledge my presence.
Had your boy feeling like a real lame... just for a second though. LOL
Later in the week, I visit her at her dorm in UGA and spend hours chilling with her, and we hit it off extremely well, and I'm really liking this girl. Like girlfriend material liking her.
That weekend, her and her girlfriends go out clubbing, and she calls me because she wants me to party with her. So I go out and we make luv in the club, and we start making out on the dance floor. The only problem is being intoxicated also has made me guilty for lying to her, and making me more annoyed by having her constantly address me by my brother's name. So at the end of the night, when it seems she wants to come home with me; I feel so compelled to confess and tell her the truth because I could see us be in a serious relationship someday and I figured the sooner we get this deception out the way, the sooner we can start back on honestly liking each other. When I tell her the truth, she looks at me in disbelief, doesn't say a word, leaves with her friends and stops answering my calls. I never saw or talked to her again....
Until 5 years later, I'm out with my friends partying and I happen to see her out again. I figured after all this time, surely she's completely over it and we can laugh about it in hindsight (In the back of mind, hoping that maybe we could rekindle what we started years ago). So I politely but confidently approach her, and this girl doesn't say a word to me, completely ignores me, and doesn't even acknowledge my presence.
Had your boy feeling like a real lame... just for a second though. LOL
Maaaaaardy
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Not me, I swear!
My friend fancied a girl and tried to hit on her by saying "you must be a lesbian because you're too fit for men" and she started crying her eyes out thinking he was being sarcastic. It was rad.
My friend fancied a girl and tried to hit on her by saying "you must be a lesbian because you're too fit for men" and she started crying her eyes out thinking he was being sarcastic. It was rad.
In my final year of high school I went to the movies with a a group of ladies and sat next to this girl I'd been hitting on for a while. I held her hand for about 15 minutes of the movie and rather abruptly stood up and moved five seats over to sit next to another girl, held her hand and then made out. The first girl sat through the rest of the movie and it was a 2.5 hour movie. Always felt bad but gotta give props to her for being able to sit there that whole time.
Once in middle school I was dating a redhead I thought was super fine. She was on top of me on my bed and we were kissing and dry humping. At one point she tells me "move away from the wall so I can really have some fun with you". However, I didn't move because for some reason I thought she was speaking in a metaphor and me being next to an actual wall never even crossed my mind lol.
Once in middle school I was dating a redhead I thought was super fine. She was on top of me on my bed and we were kissing and dry humping. At one point she tells me "move away from the wall so I can really have some fun with you". However, I didn't move because for some reason I thought she was speaking in a metaphor and me being next to an actual wall never even crossed my mind lol.
DiipuSurotu
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Wow that's like a Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson romcom but with a sad ending...
This sounds like a side plot for a romcom. Just like those Shakespearean body swap/disguise comedies.
Okay this is good. I do wonder how you could have spun it though.
lightskintwin
Banned
Romantic Tragedy is what it is. It should be it's own genre. LOL
I don't have a clue. Based on her reaction, I don't think I could have spun it anyway. I don't know, my friends said I should've kept the lie going til I at least smashed. I probably would've felt extra guilty if I did that.
uh...
kunonabi
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I was taking a childhood development class with a good female friend of mine and we had a project where we had to go to a local elementary school and tell a story to one of the classes. I suggested we read the Velveteen Rabbit since I had fond memories of it and my friend and other group member didn't really have any ideas. I then figured if we're reading the Velveteen Rabbit that it would be fun my friend dressed like a playboy bunny for it. She eventually agreed. Now for reasons I can't understand my teacher didn't say no, the other elementary school teacher didn't say no, and we actually got away with the whole thing. I don't really know if she was embarrassed by it or not since she was a pretty good sport about the whole thing.
Alcotholic
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It's always awkward when you accidentally firmly press a girls breast.
CharminUltra
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All the male employees at my second job voted to rank the female employees in terms of "hotness."
I feel like a piece of shit for it now (because I was the one who suggested it.) I was 20 at the time, so I should've known better.
I feel like a piece of shit for it now (because I was the one who suggested it.) I was 20 at the time, so I should've known better.
Long time friends with a guy from high school, played D&D and Magic during lunch hour and went to prom together as friends. Never held hands, never kissed, never did anything to indicate that we were dating.
One time when we were driving home from a movie I remarked how my dad was silly because he thought we were dating.
He goes, "We're not?" and looked totally dejected.
It got too awkward to hang out so I accidentally killed our friendship I'm still friends with him on Steam but I'm too embarrassed/afraid of awkward feelings that I haven't messaged him in years.
One time when we were driving home from a movie I remarked how my dad was silly because he thought we were dating.
He goes, "We're not?" and looked totally dejected.
It got too awkward to hang out so I accidentally killed our friendship
I'm still friends with him on Steam but I'm too embarrassed/afraid of awkward feelings that I haven't messaged him in years.OuchLong time friends with a guy from high school, played D&D and Magic during lunch hour and went to prom together as friends. Never held hands, never kissed, never did anything to indicate that we were dating.
One time when we were driving home from a movie I remarked how my dad was silly because he thought we were dating.
He goes, "We're not?" and looked totally dejected.
It got too awkward to hang out so I accidentally killed our friendship
DiipuSurotu
Banned
Long time friends with a guy from high school, played D&D and Magic during lunch hour and went to prom together as friends. Never held hands, never kissed, never did anything to indicate that we were dating.
One time when we were driving home from a movie I remarked how my dad was silly because he thought we were dating.
He goes, "We're not?" and looked totally dejected.
It got too awkward to hang out so I accidentally killed our friendship
Damn
Alcotholic
Banned
Long time friends with a guy from high school, played D&D and Magic during lunch hour and went to prom together as friends. Never held hands, never kissed, never did anything to indicate that we were dating.
One time when we were driving home from a movie I remarked how my dad was silly because he thought we were dating.
He goes, "We're not?" and looked totally dejected.
It got too awkward to hang out so I accidentally killed our friendship
Harsh, but it's weird for him to assume you guys were without talking about it.
Oh I've got a good one, just remembered it.
Played rugby in highschool. I didn't play with sports goggles on even though I normally wear glasses because who cares how fuzzy people look as I could still manage just fine without them. I laid in a sick tackle and stripped the ball off of my opponent, but heard an audible gasp from the crowd. The person had just obliterated was a girl and I didn't even notice.
Played rugby in highschool. I didn't play with sports goggles on even though I normally wear glasses because who cares how fuzzy people look as I could still manage just fine without them. I laid in a sick tackle and stripped the ball off of my opponent, but heard an audible gasp from the crowd. The person had just obliterated was a girl and I didn't even notice.
NoblesseOblige
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Does it have to be the opposite sex or just anyone you've a crush on/has a crush on you?
lightskintwin
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If you're gay or bi, embarrassing same sex moments count too.
Bluekaveli
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Must have been around 8 or so, there was this girl for reasons I can't remember we got into an argument like kids do. Anyway she slapped me across the face and I just paused and saw red, she was a small girl even for an 8 year old, I was the fat kid of the class, I was also massively into WWF like a lot of the kids were at the time. What happened next was I put her in a sleeper hold, fully locked tight and swinging her side to side like a rag doll. Kids around pulled us apart, her face changed colour and everything. After that it was solved normally with the head teacher, we were fine after that, ran into each other as teens and had a friendly chat.
What makes this embarrassing for me is since I got older I have felt so bad about the whole thing and feel like I owe her another apology. Doesn't help that my bro who was there at the time to this day still breaks my balls over the whole thing, we even saw her in a department store like 2 years ago and I really wanted to go over and catch up and apologise but she was with her mom at the time and obviously couldn't do it in front of her mom so we just left the store lol.
What makes this embarrassing for me is since I got older I have felt so bad about the whole thing and feel like I owe her another apology. Doesn't help that my bro who was there at the time to this day still breaks my balls over the whole thing, we even saw her in a department store like 2 years ago and I really wanted to go over and catch up and apologise but she was with her mom at the time and obviously couldn't do it in front of her mom so we just left the store lol.
John Kowalski
Banned
bahahahahah
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Probably something stupid I sent to a girl about another girl in Facebook Messenger back when I was in high school. I was so dumb.
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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themagicalkitsune
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I don't think I got the reference either, googling it brought me back to this thread.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Andrew Korenchkin
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I have the tendency to stare at women and look into restaurant windows.
I have ADHD and I'm trying to control it, but still....
I have ADHD and I'm trying to control it, but still....
themagicalkitsune
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Ohh so "I'd skin it and wear it like leatherface" isn't some goofy line from a sitcom or something. He actually compared himself to a mass murderer skinning her face off in an attempt to flirt.
I'm with you man
The constant urge to stare holes through people is difficult to control and makes me look weird, but I manage.
CreepingFear
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Damn, if a girl is okay with you shitting your pants on the first date, she's a keeper.
Dreadnought
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This is amazing
I mean it's sort of endearing in a Hot Topic kind of way.
Mineshaft_Gap
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I wish I could reverse the thread and talk about the most embarrassing shit a guy has ever done to me because boy howdy do I have some good stories.
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Edit: Read it wrong, nevermind.
lightskintwin
Banned
Create a new thread reversing the situations, because I'd love to hear these stories.
Alpha Centauri
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One time while I was in college, I had an argument with a girl with people all around us. It started off as nothing serious, but it grew worse and worse.
She spoke in an southern-country-urban slang that you would find in a place like Lafayette/New Iberia, Lousiana. The argument devolved into her getting more and more personal (I just had a breakup with someone else that was the talk of the campus, calling me a bitch for this or that, etc.) She was getting louder and louder and she wasn't pronouncing her words properly.
At that point I said to her, "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak hoodrat."
Stopped her dead in her tracks. Everyone grew silent.
Then all of a sudden the entire group of people around just bust out hysterically laughing. She started to build up tears and said "fuck you Alpha" and ran off. I knew immediately I was wrong. I pushed the nuclear button on her, as i've noticed I do when someone gets under my skin.
We rarely talked to each other after that even though we worked together too. I never apologized to her.
She spoke in an southern-country-urban slang that you would find in a place like Lafayette/New Iberia, Lousiana. The argument devolved into her getting more and more personal (I just had a breakup with someone else that was the talk of the campus, calling me a bitch for this or that, etc.) She was getting louder and louder and she wasn't pronouncing her words properly.
At that point I said to her, "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak hoodrat."
Stopped her dead in her tracks. Everyone grew silent.
Then all of a sudden the entire group of people around just bust out hysterically laughing. She started to build up tears and said "fuck you Alpha" and ran off. I knew immediately I was wrong. I pushed the nuclear button on her, as i've noticed I do when someone gets under my skin.
We rarely talked to each other after that even though we worked together too. I never apologized to her.
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