What's the most embarrassing thing you do did TO the opposite sex?

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mdubs

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Shoutout to the gaffer who made a thread about being friendzoned, then showed it to the girl in question http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=696127 then still got rejected, and tried to recover by typing out Taylor Swift lyrics to her

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85969333&postcount=535 said:
Since we can't speak over here, I just showed her the thread and my post about telling her that my feelings may not change.The following is our exchange on Notepad since he's still right there and I'm sure he's figured out what's up.

OP: This maybe creepy but ain't no one ever gonna care for you like I do

Her: . . . . . I'm sorry ): >: D: >:

OP: Maybe we really should take some time off...see what happens...

Her: Yeah. Maybe there will be someone out there and you will find her

OP: Could u clone yourself?

Her:I wished but yeah. Plenty o' fish in da ocean

I showed her Taylor Swift's You belong With me lyrics at this point.

OP: Sorry that I had to put you thru this.. but I couldn't take it anymore... :(

Her: It's okay. I know that sometimes we have to clear things out in order to move on.

Probably cringe worthy to most of y'all and I guess I fucked up huh? Not sure what I'm supposed to do now, we're all still sitting here.
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Legendary thread.

Always-honest said:
I tripped and tried to grab something to stop me from falling. It was a boob..
Highschool.
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And I thought this only happened in my japanese animes
 
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Always-honest

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Oh and i had a "wrong hole" incident while doing it doggystyle. It was very painful for her (for me too but way more for her.). It was horrible. God i was sorry for her.

Later on in the relationship she turned out to really like anal, but not like that ofcourse.
And certainly not because of that incident.
 
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ArgyleReptile

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I was a fucking asshole and told a girl she talked too much in front of our little library group. What makes it worse is, in hindsight, I think she might have liked me. Definitely could tell she didn't after that.

I still feel terrible about it.
 
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Piers

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Ask them out.
It leads into gossip, and if she as insulted by the offer, it gets worse in social awkwardness.
 
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Baroquemantic

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I was kissing this chick and unexpectedly coughed in her mouth. Yeah. She chuckled, I apologized, and then we went right back to making out.

I also leaned down to kiss her while she was sitting in a chair, and bent my thumb pretty far back. Hurt like hell.
 
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M52B28

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I'm not sure if I can call this embarrassing for her, but I was checking this cute Swedish girl in my class out then she turned around and raised an eyebrow, but it was in a flirtatious way.

I should have continued on, but I basically went "Oh, shit, busted." in my head and went to do other things.
 
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Always-honest

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SatoAilDarko said:
I fully believe you never read anime.
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It's true. Watched movies though (and i've seen some drawings) but i don't read anime. But i had no idea this was a thing that happns in anime a lot.
I also have no idea WHY they would use this in anime more than once or even once in the first place.
But yeah. No anime. But still on GAF. Imagine that.
 
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ElectricBlanketFire

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A guy I went to college with shit himself on a first date in downtown New York. Explosive diarrhea. While wearing white shorts.

So he had to clean himself up in a Starbucks bathroom while the girl went to buy him a new pair of shorts.

Best part: They ended up getting married and just recently went back to that Starbucks as part of their anniversary dinner.
 
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Always-honest

Banned
ElectricBlanketFire said:
A guy I went to college with shit himself on a first date in downtown New York. Explosive diarrhea. While wearing white shorts.

So he had to clean himself up in a Starbucks bathroom while the girl went to buy him a new pair of shorts.

Best part: They ended up getting married and just recently went back to that Starbucks as part of their anniversary dinner.
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Haha, that's pretty cool and funny
 
Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
ElectricBlanketFire said:
A guy I went to college with shit himself on a first date in downtown New York. Explosive diarrhea. While wearing white shorts.

So he had to clean himself up in a Starbucks bathroom while the girl went to buy him a new pair of shorts.

Best part: They ended up getting married and just recently went back to that Starbucks as part of their anniversary dinner.
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I love this. Now that's a good first date story.
 
Revolutionary

Revolutionary

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About 10 years ago I ran into a girl I knew from middle school at a block party. She confessed that she always liked me and wished I would have talked to her back then. I got her number and we hung out the next day, but with her hotter sister tagging along. Being a horny teenager, I basically forgot about the girl and totally focused on her sister. I didn't even realize what I was doing until we were heading back home and I noticed she was grumpy and short with me, while her sister was feeling me. Naturally, in the end, I didn't get either one of them.
 
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Fuchsdh

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I was walking back home from high school with a girl fairly regularly. The end of school before winter break she gives me a little gift, which makes me feel terrible because I don't have anything for her, and then she admits she likes me... and I'm dating someone else.

I don't even remember how I handled it except not well. Think I just said something along the lines of "Oh. Right. Have a good holiday" and bugging out. Probably she doesn't even remember the incident now and it's irrelevant, but I still feel like a jerk looking back on it.
 
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AngryMoth

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Not one of the proudest moments in my life this...

So back a couple of years ago I was travelling in south america with a couple of friends. Despite not being the kind of person you'd think would to try cocaine, curiosity and peer pressure got the better of me and I ended up getting both extremely high and extremely drunk.

We went out to a nightclub and when my friends decided to call it a night I was having the time of my life so I stuck around with some randoms we met.

Well eventually I somehow found myself on the dance floor dancing with a stunningly beautiful colombian girl trying to hold a conversation above the loud music. She started sexy dancing with me and eventually I felt a strange sensation on my lips and realised "oh my god she's making out with me".

It's important to point out that back then I was still an extremely insecure-about-his-looks, low self-esteem virgin. And I can't emphasise enough how attractive the girl was, maybe my inebriated state embellished the memory but she seemed like a goddess at the time.

So in spite of my obvious giddy excitement about the situation I found myself in, the overriding emotion was one of shear befuddlement as to why on earth a girl such as this was giving me the time of day, and there was only one explanation I could find. So with all the tact of a person who's had several drinks too many I lent over and bellowed in her ear, "ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"

Miraculously I didn't get slapped and we continued making out, but unfortunately due to the loud music I hadn't actually heard her answer, so a few minutes later I yelled her the same obnoxious question. The answer was no. Encouraged, I turned on the charm and hit her with the next romantic gem, "do you want to go home and have sex with me?!' Answer was yes. Well I told her I needed to use the toilet before we went and when I came out I couldn't find her.

Told myself it was most likely due to my alcohol impaired senses but I guess she had done the smart thing and bailed. I was pretty devastated the next day at the lost opportunity but looking back I think we were both spared an awkward encounter haha.
 
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trixx

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ArgyleReptile said:
I was a fucking asshole and told a girl she talked too much in front of our little library group. What makes it worse is, in hindsight, I think she might have liked me. Definitely could tell she didn't after that.

I still feel terrible about it.
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haha that's something I'd say, yeah she'll hate you after this
 
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SatoAilDarko

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Always-honest said:
It's true. Watched movies though (and i've seen some drawings) but i don't read anime. But i had no idea this was a thing that happns in anime a lot.
I also have no idea WHY they would use this in anime more than once or even once in the first place.
But yeah. No anime. But still on GAF. Imagine that.
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I wasn't accusing you of lying. It was a joke about "reading" anime. Anime refers only to animation. The comics that some are based on are called manga.

You read manga and watch anime.
 
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lightskintwin

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AngryMoth said:
Not one of the proudest moments in my life this...

So back a couple of years ago I was travelling in south america with a couple of friends. Despite not being the kind of person you'd think would to try cocaine, curiosity and peer pressure got the better of me and I ended up getting both extremely high and extremely drunk.

We went out to a nightclub and when my friends decided to call it a night I was having the time of my life so I stuck around with some randoms we met.

Well eventually I somehow found myself on the dance floor dancing with a stunningly beautiful colombian girl trying to hold a conversation above the loud music. She started sexy dancing with me and eventually I felt a strange sensation on my lips and realised "oh my god she's making out with me".

It's important to point out that back then I was still an extremely insecure-about-his-looks, low self-esteem virgin. And I can't emphasise enough how attractive the girl was, maybe my inebriated state embellished the memory but she seemed like a goddess at the time.

So in spite of my obvious giddy excitement about the situation I found myself in, the overriding emotion was one of shear befuddlement as to why on earth a girl such as this was giving me the time of day, and there was only one explanation I could find. So with all the tact of a person who's had several drinks too many I lent over and bellowed in her ear, "ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"

Miraculously I didn't get slapped and we continued making out, but unfortunately due to the loud music I hadn't actually heard her answer, so a few minutes later I yelled her the same obnoxious question. The answer was no. Encouraged, I turned on the charm and hit her with the next romantic gem, "do you want to go home and have sex with me?!' Answer was yes. Well I told her I needed to use the toilet before we went and when I came out I couldn't find her.

Told myself it was most likely due to my alcohol impaired senses but I guess she had done the smart thing and bailed. I was pretty devastated the next day at the lost opportunity but looking back I think we were both spared an awkward encounter haha.
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Talk about a missed opportunity. You never forget these. Hell, i should start a new thread to specifically talk about that.
 
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Always-honest

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SatoAilDarko said:
I wasn't accusing you of lying. It was a joke about "reading" anime. Anime refers only to animation. The comics that some are based on are called manga.

You read manga and watch anime.
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Ooh right!! Damn, haha.
Anyway, don't remember seeing it in the movies i watched either. But those were mostly the full feature movies like Akira and stuff
 
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DiipuSurotu

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ElectricBlanketFire said:
A guy I went to college with shit himself on a first date in downtown New York. Explosive diarrhea. While wearing white shorts.

So he had to clean himself up in a Starbucks bathroom while the girl went to buy him a new pair of shorts.

Best part: They ended up getting married and just recently went back to that Starbucks as part of their anniversary dinner.
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A guy you went to college with, sure.
 
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SmackDaddy

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AngryMoth said:
Not one of the proudest moments in my life this...

So back a couple of years ago I was travelling in south america with a couple of friends. Despite not being the kind of person you'd think would to try cocaine, curiosity and peer pressure got the better of me and I ended up getting both extremely high and extremely drunk.

We went out to a nightclub and when my friends decided to call it a night I was having the time of my life so I stuck around with some randoms we met.

Well eventually I somehow found myself on the dance floor dancing with a stunningly beautiful colombian girl trying to hold a conversation above the loud music. She started sexy dancing with me and eventually I felt a strange sensation on my lips and realised "oh my god she's making out with me".

It's important to point out that back then I was still an extremely insecure-about-his-looks, low self-esteem virgin. And I can't emphasise enough how attractive the girl was, maybe my inebriated state embellished the memory but she seemed like a goddess at the time.

So in spite of my obvious giddy excitement about the situation I found myself in, the overriding emotion was one of shear befuddlement as to why on earth a girl such as this was giving me the time of day, and there was only one explanation I could find. So with all the tact of a person who's had several drinks too many I lent over and bellowed in her ear, "ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"

Miraculously I didn't get slapped and we continued making out, but unfortunately due to the loud music I hadn't actually heard her answer, so a few minutes later I yelled her the same obnoxious question. The answer was no. Encouraged, I turned on the charm and hit her with the next romantic gem, "do you want to go home and have sex with me?!' Answer was yes. Well I told her I needed to use the toilet before we went and when I came out I couldn't find her.

Told myself it was most likely due to my alcohol impaired senses but I guess she had done the smart thing and bailed. I was pretty devastated the next day at the lost opportunity but looking back I think we were both spared an awkward encounter haha.
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Holy fuck dude lol

I have a fucking ton. I was so embarrassing... how did I manage to have a decent dating career? One that pops out was liking girl A and girl B in freshman year of high school. Girl A invites me to a movie. Girl B Invites me to hang with her friends. I stand up girl A to hang with girl B. girl A texts me and says I'm a little bitch, and it's obvious girl B doesn't like me, so I sit there and start crying in front of girl B and her friends in my frustration and they put on sad music to make fun of me. Girl A definitely would have blown me.

That incident basically kept me out of sexual contact with my friends group for 2 more years.
 
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Kain

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AngryMoth said:
Not one of the proudest moments in my life this...

So back a couple of years ago I was travelling in south america with a couple of friends. Despite not being the kind of person you'd think would to try cocaine, curiosity and peer pressure got the better of me and I ended up getting both extremely high and extremely drunk.

We went out to a nightclub and when my friends decided to call it a night I was having the time of my life so I stuck around with some randoms we met.

Well eventually I somehow found myself on the dance floor dancing with a stunningly beautiful colombian girl trying to hold a conversation above the loud music. She started sexy dancing with me and eventually I felt a strange sensation on my lips and realised "oh my god she's making out with me".

It's important to point out that back then I was still an extremely insecure-about-his-looks, low self-esteem virgin. And I can't emphasise enough how attractive the girl was, maybe my inebriated state embellished the memory but she seemed like a goddess at the time.

So in spite of my obvious giddy excitement about the situation I found myself in, the overriding emotion was one of shear befuddlement as to why on earth a girl such as this was giving me the time of day, and there was only one explanation I could find. So with all the tact of a person who's had several drinks too many I lent over and bellowed in her ear, "ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?"

Miraculously I didn't get slapped and we continued making out, but unfortunately due to the loud music I hadn't actually heard her answer, so a few minutes later I yelled her the same obnoxious question. The answer was no. Encouraged, I turned on the charm and hit her with the next romantic gem, "do you want to go home and have sex with me?!' Answer was yes. Well I told her I needed to use the toilet before we went and when I came out I couldn't find her.

Told myself it was most likely due to my alcohol impaired senses but I guess she had done the smart thing and bailed. I was pretty devastated the next day at the lost opportunity but looking back I think we were both spared an awkward encounter haha.
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I had something similar with a colombian girl too, what the fuck. I didn't ask if she was a prostitute but I acted super giddy and eager for sex after a while. After a good session of making out (that was good at least) she just stormed out of the club with her lady friends and I didn't even have a chance to get her number or nothing. I was piss drunk so maybe I said something very bad but I honestly don't remember much lol

In hindsight and with the wisdom of years I should've acted cool and nonchalant, that would've got me hot steamy colombian sex. Probably. Hopefully. Who cares now.
 
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shoreu

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ArgyleReptile said:
I was a fucking asshole and told a girl she talked too much in front of our little library group. What makes it worse is, in hindsight, I think she might have liked me. Definitely could tell she didn't after that.

I still feel terrible about it.
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Yeah I told a girl who text me every day and really liked me (but was on some whining everyday shit) I didn't like her and I found her annoying. Plus I passed her over for another girl to the homecoming dance.

Lmao then I texted we can still be friends though 😂😂😂 . Ass was sooo fat but she was annoying.

Was such a jerk for that 😭
 
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bjork

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Taken from another thread:

bjork said:
I had a girlfriend come by after I had just done some kind of stuff on a Saturn game. She let herself in, walked in, and proceeded to turn the console off without letting me save, saying, "you can play with me now." I was like, "fuck no I can't, now I have to redo all that shit I just did." and I made her go home rather than be naked with her and whatnot.
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ArgyleReptile

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shoreu said:
Yeah I told a girl who text me every day and really liked me (but was on some whining everyday shit) I didn't like her and I found her annoying. Plus I passed her over for another girl to the homecoming dance.

Lmao then I texted we can still be friends though 😂😂😂 . Ass was sooo fat but she was annoying.

Was such a jerk for that 😭
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She wasn't even really annoying 😔. I was just a pissy asshole.

Another one was a girl who was making small talk with me. She was scratching a small itch and jokingly asked me if I was itchy too. With the straightest of faces, I told her she should probably take a bath.
 
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jmood88

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Leona Lewis said:
There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
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What the fuck.
 
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Fluvian

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I've failed quite a few times to get an erection during sex, always when I was drunk, one time one of the girls cried and ran out of my house and told everyone at my college
 
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bobbychalkers

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In 8th grade, I was late to class on Valentines day because I spent the morning making a homemade Valentine's day card for a girl I liked. Of course I had no chance with her and in hindsight I can't think of why I liked her in the first place. Middle school/early highschool bobbychalkers was too thirsty.

Also on my 1st or 2nd date with my ex, we were at a restaurant and were talking and a piece of food flew out of my mouth and landed on her dress. Luckily she just laughed it off and never let me live it down, we dated for a few years so it wasn't too bad.
Slayven said:
Made an amv and gave it to the girl
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Damn
 
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hypernima

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Movie night.

High school.

Friend's house, we had a bunch of people over and one of my friends was casually caressing me. I got up to change the DVD and apparently I had a boner in front of all of my friends. I still deny it to this day but they were probably right. She didn't do anything after that, oh the innocent days of being a kissless virgin, lmao.
 
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K.Jack

Knowledge is power, guard it well
Learned at a very young age to NEVER ask a woman anything in the vein of, "Are you pregnant?"

Fluvian said:
I've failed quite a few times to get an erection during sex, always when I was drunk, one time one of the girls cried and ran out of my house and told everyone at my college
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Been there. My penis and alcohol do not mix well. I've stopped drinking altogether, on nights where I'm planning to get laid.
 
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Fluvian

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Revolutionary said:
About 10 years ago I ran into a girl I knew from middle school at a block party. She confessed that she always liked me and wished I would have talked to her back then. I got her number and we hung out the next day, but with her hotter sister tagging along. Being a horny teenager, I basically forgot about the girl and totally focused on her sister. I didn't even realize what I was doing until we were heading back home and I noticed she was grumpy and short with me, while her sister was feeling me. Naturally, in the end, I didn't get either one of them.
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I have the same story except I handled it better and ended up with both of them....It was great until about 3 days later when they eventually found out I'd had sex with both of them on the same day. Their brother Tim, really cool guy, knocked on my door and in place of a hello I got a punch in the face followed by 3 broken ribs.
I regret that whole situation but honestly mostly because Tim wouldn't hang with me after that.
 
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Calvero

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Always-honest said:
I tripped and tried to grab something to stop me from falling. It was a boob..
Highschool.
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this happened to me in a high school too. once when a girl was teaching me to roller skate and i was about to slip so I tried to hold on to her, but I pulled her shirt down from the collar and I was face first in her cleavage. the other time one of my best friends was teaching my how to ice skate and i accidently grabbed a handful of boob. we just pretended like nothing happened after I apologized.
 
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Fluvian

Banned
K.Jack said:
Learned at a very young age to NEVER ask a woman anything in the vein of, "Are you pregnant?"



Been there. My penis and alcohol do not mix well. I've stopped drinking altogether, on nights where I'm planning to get laid.
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Yeah I'm completely sober now and my dingus works fine.
 
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Lucumo

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ArgyleReptile said:
Another one was a girl who was making small talk with me. She was scratching a small itch and jokingly asked me if I was itchy too. With the straightest of faces, I told her she should probably take a bath.
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That's what you usually say and deadpanning is awesome. She had it coming.

nicanica said:
Was out on a first date.

She was putting her purse in the trunk.

I slammed the trunk lid on her head.
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Where did you bury her body?
 
Head of Vengarl

Head of Vengarl

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mdubs said:
Shoutout to the gaffer who made a thread about being friendzoned, then showed it to the girl in question http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=696127 then still got rejected, and tried to recover by typing out Taylor Swift lyrics to her

Legendary thread.
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Dear. God.

I can't handle that thread. That poor girl. How the OP lives with himself after that is beyond me. If I ever did something that creepy, I'm pretty sure I'd cringe myself into catatonia every time I thought about it afterward.
 
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Az987

all good things
I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time, and we were in that position where like you're both sitting upright facing one another and your legs are behind one another. I don't know my sex position lingo.

Anyway, so we're going at it, we're both leaning back, and I lean in to kiss her and as we kissed I burped in her mouth lol.

I had just had a beer, it was funny. We were filming it too. The tablet it was on broke though :(
 
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TheGameshark

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Leona Lewis said:
There was a cute Korean girl once in college who came to class wth a mini Band-Aid on her forehead.

I jokingly asked her after class what she was trying to hide, and she said it was a popped pimple that she was covering up.

I replied that her skin was so beautiful that if I could, I'd skin it and wear it like Leatherface.

I'm not sure if she got the reference, but she laughed and we amicably parted ways to our respective next classes.

About 15 seconds later, as the realization set in, I felt the strong urge to jump off a roof.
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lol brutal
 
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