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[Digital-Hero]

"An alleged perv caught fondling himself on a No. 2 train was publicly shamed — right off the train — by an enraged, foul-mouthed heroine"

http://nypost.com/2016/08/16/woman-goes-off-on-perv-fondling-himself-on-subway/

The "yes ma'am" look on his face pretty much says busted.

 

[FZZ]

really hope that dude was guilty cause if he was just scratchin his balls and he got that roast

damn

 

[Marion Cobretti]

At least he didn't cum on the train. That shit is by far the worst.

I saw someone get head on the JMZ once. One Halloween i saw a couple fucking waiting for the 6 train.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

i couldn't tell... how did she know?

 

[Marion Cobretti]

i couldn't tell... how did she know?

It's some what common in NYC. She probably started recording once she snapped.

 

[Pluto]

All I saw in that video was a guy sitting and a crazy woman screaming at him. When was he supposedly rubbing his dick?

 

[whitehawk]

All I saw in that video was a guy sitting and a crazy woman screaming at him. When was he supposedly rubbing his dick?

Probably before she started filming

 

[Tom Nook Sawyer]

Probably before she started filming

Allegedly. We have no idea if that's what he was doing or it was misinterpreted.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I can see why this was cut from the theatrical release of Ghostbusters.

Dude is wearing a Royal Rumble shirt. Explain yourselves, Wrasslin GAF.

 

[Pluto]

Probably before she started filming

Probably isn't enough. She publically shamed this guy not just on the train but also on facebook, she'd better have some proof. Can't he sue her for this?

 

[Bad_Boy]

never mess with an angry woman from new york.

i learned that lesson early in life.

Probably isn't enough. She publically shamed this guy not just on the train but also on facebook, she'd better have some proof. Can't he sue her for this?

If he wasn't then why wouldn't he just say he wasn't, or verbally defend himself? Dude just nodded yes like she was correct.

 

[uncelestial]

I wish justice was always this hilarious.

 

[TrutaS]

Her language and attitude might have done more damage than his hidden fondling (I couldn't even see). But maybe the video just didn't capture the extent of his actions.

 

[milanbaros]

She better be able to back this claim up or she has just ruined a man's life with no evidence.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

She better be able to back this claim up or she has just ruined a man's life with no evidence.

No one will be talking or thinking about this in 48 hours. It might as well have never happened.

 

[Vex_]

Why didnt she just leave him to do his business with his peter? He was clearly hiding it. Let him have his fun with his johnson. I mean, his randy wasnt even exposed. She probably just assumed his daniel was out because he was shaking in his seat. We need more evidence that he was man handling his nemo before we pass judgment.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

No one will be talking or thinking about this in 48 hours. It might as well have never happened.

Uh if someone in his office/job finds this out and it reaches a point he's fired it'll still ruin his life

 

[Nowise10]

No one will be talking or thinking about this in 48 hours. It might as well have never happened.

I don't think you understand how the internet works?

 

[Brakke]

I don't understand why NY Post isn't a banned source on GAF. Why would anyone publish this?

 

[lightskintwin]

Shit, I was scared just listening and felt compelled myself to answer "Yes, Ma'am" when she asked if we fuckin' understand each other.

*shivers*

 

[Grizzlyjin]

She better be able to back this claim up or she has just ruined a man's life with no evidence.

This is true. She could just be mentally unstable. Like all those videos that people record of their "gang stalkers." They yell and make accusations in public.

But people do jerk off on trains and buses. I remember going to Philly as a kid and some dude was jerking off through his sweatpants on a street corner Downtown.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Sue her for sure.

 

[ramparter]

So that's what humanity has come to? We now cant satisfy our biological needs in front of other people?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

This is true. She could just be mentally unstable. Like all those videos that people record of their "gang stalkers." They yell and make accusations in public.

But people do jerk off on trains and buses. I remember going to Philly as a kid and some dude was jerking off through his sweatpants on a street corner Downtown.

You just reminded me of that cringe video of the insane woman stalking and harrasing postal service employees because she thought they were stalking her

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Why didnt she just leave him to do his business with his peter? He was clearly hiding it. Let him have his fun with his johnson.

Fuck no. There's a ton of videos of men doing exactly this, then when they're ready to cum, they whip it out, shoot their load on someone and jump out of the train right as the doors open.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Shit, I was scared just listening and felt compelled myself to answer "Yes, Ma'am" when she asked if we fuckin' understand each other.

*shivers*

Really? I was giggling to myself. If someone were to randomly start yelling that at me I would probably lose my shit laughing haha

 

[Bad_Boy]

So that's what humanity has come to? We now cant satisfy our biological needs in front of other people?

I'm pretty sure public masterbation is against the law.

 

[Marion Cobretti]

Uh if someone in his office/job finds this out and it reaches a point he's fired it'll still ruin his life

It's definitely possible, but more than likely everyone will forget about this story, or what this guy even looks like in a few days. Not to mention the video doesn't even show any wrong doing.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Fuck no. There's a ton of videos of men doing exactly this, then when they're ready to cum, they whip it out, shoot their load on someone and jump out of the train right as the doors open.

Im sorry I'm sure it's horrible but I'm laughing like an idiot at the mental image of the guy running around with his arms raised zoidberg style, dingaling flopping around everywhere

 

[demon]

Fuck no. There's a ton of videos of men doing exactly this, then when they're ready to cum, they whip it out, shoot their load on someone and jump out of the train right as the doors open.

http://i.imgur.com/3mEqOFC.mp4

 

[truestatic]

It's definitely possible, but more than likely everyone will forget about this story, or what this guy even looks like in a few days. Not to mention the video doesn't even show any wrong doing.

It just takes one person who knows him seeing this, and if it's doing the rounds, then that's more than likely. People have never required proof to convict someone in the court of public opinion. An accusation is usually enough.

 

[Bad_Boy]

Fuck no. There's a ton of videos of men doing exactly this, then when they're ready to cum, they whip it out, shoot their load on someone and jump out of the train right as the doors open.

It's a biological attack!

 

[lightskintwin]

Really? I was giggling to myself. If someone were to randomly start yelling that at me I would probably lose my shit laughing haha

I wasn't expecting the woman to sound like an ex Military Drill Instructor suffering from PTSD. LOL

 

[kame-sennin]

Holy shit at 'we don't believe women' gaf.

Why didnt she just leave him to do his business with his peter? He was clearly hiding it. Let him have his fun with his johnson. I mean, his randy wasnt even exposed. She probably just assumed his daniel was out because he was shaking in his seat. We need more evidence that he was man handling his nemo before we pass judgment.

Are you fucking serious?

 

[Subpar Scrub]

Holy shit at 'we don't believe women' gaf.

I'm sure if it was some guy screaming that at a lady then the same people would be sceptical, so I don't know what you're asking for here.

Are you fucking serious?.

It's called a joke.

 

[truestatic]

Holy shit at 'we don't believe women' gaf.



Are you fucking serious?

I don't believe he is, no.

 

[Bad_Boy]

Are you fucking serious?

Peter.
Johnson.
Randy.
Daniel.
Nemo.

All in the same line... hes gotta be trolling lol.

 

[demon]

I'm gonna guess she was right and the dude really was whippin off a batch on the train. He looked guilty as fuck. Pretty sure he was starting to cry before he got out of his seat. I honestly started laughing towards the end. The poor guy was just minding his own business playing a little pocket pool, figuring no one would notice, and all of a sudden he has loud angry black woman screaming him off the train yelling about him "rubbing his dick". He probably won't jerk off for months out of sheer embarrassment.

 

[Tom Nook Sawyer]

Holy shit at 'we don't believe women' gaf.

Woman =/= women. Is it so wrong to want, you know, proof before we destroy someone's life?

If the guy did it, then he's a slimeball (like that needs to be said). But this video is not evidence that he did. It's only evidence that she thinks he did

This shit and way worse happens all the fucking time on mass transit, by the way, I don't see what's so unbelievable.

It's not that it's unbelievable; it's just that there is no evidence in this video. All I know is I wouldn't want most of you on my jury...or any jury

 

[fhqwhgads]

I didn't even know GAF had a Public Masturbation Defence Force

 

[Bad_Boy]

I didn't even know GAF had a Public Masturbation Defence Force

gaf has a defence force for everything.

 

[uncelestial]

Holy shit at 'we don't believe women' gaf.



Are you fucking serious?

Yeah, this. I think given his reaction and the train's reaction and the fact that it happened right then and there and she is so audibly disturbed that we can assume that it's okay to believe this woman, guys. It's a funny video, too. Justice for a perv, hilarious quotable lines like "You wanna rub your dick, bitch? Rub it after you get off this motherfuckin train!" -- We could all be high-fiving over how awesome this video is. So why such sourpuss reactions and handwringing over an asshole losing his job?

This shit and way worse happens all the fucking time on mass transit, by the way, I don't see what's so unbelievable.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I didn't even know GAF had a Public Masturbation Defence Force

#freewillie

 

[Glazed]

I don't know why but I read heroin addict instead of heroine.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Maybe he likes to be publicly shamed, she fell right into his trap

On a more serious note, given his body language and bag position when he stands up I'd say guilty AF. No innocent person takes that without commenting back. Good on her, perhaps a little less cursing in case of kids.

 

[soundscream]

The way he had his backpack was suspicious as hell. Something was going on behind there.

 

[shintoki]

Maybe he likes to be publicly shamed, she fell right into his trap

On a more serious note, given his body language and bag position when he stands up I'd say guilty AF. No innocent person takes that without commenting back. Good on her, perhaps a little less cursing in case of kids.

When you have a loud mouth screaming at you, some people just don't know what to say. That doesn't prove guilt at all. Nor does his bag position, where else are you supposed to hold your bag on a crowded train? It's going to be on your lap.

His expression looked like he just got busted with hiding one hand behind his bag.

 

[Nephtis]

Plot twist: She's really his Domme and they're really into humiliation play.

That roast though, hahaha holy shit

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

When you have a loud mouth screaming at you, some people just don't know what to say. That doesn't prove guilt at all. Nor does his bag position, where else are you supposed to hold your bag on a crowded train? It's going to be on your lap.

His expression looked like he just got busted with hiding one hand behind his bag.

I meant when he stands up, who holds their bag over their crotch in front? Appears to be pretty obvious IMO.

 

[suzu]

This happens a lot more often than you actually think. It's disgusting.