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[Lightningboalt]

So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

I guess nowadays measuring your dick is gay and scales are the patriarchy.

What the fuck is going on here

 

[PayOffWizard]

The perfect reaction gif to this thread.

Thanks you've made my day.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Only if it's less than 6", sorry brah

if you're going to make a joke like this at least choose an impressive size

 

[Trike]

So have you been asking guys how big their dick is? Just because someone is not curious enough or insecure enough to measure their own dick you assume it is because they think it's gay. This is despite no examples of homophobia being presented, right?

Also your comma placement makes it seem like "gay" is the name of a person and you are speaking in broken English.

 

[Übermatik]

So not sure if that kind of comment is humble brag or gay fear like not soaping your own butthole when showering.

 

[AlexMogil]

I rather enjoy soaping my butthole when showering.

 

[Alavard]

The comma in the title is bothering me more than the question.

Why would that, be?

 

[Kindekuma]

They don't make rulers big enough to measure mine.

Yeah they do, it's called an electron microscope. They measure in nanometers, that's more than enough.

 

[Binabik15]

Serious reply: Doing length and girth measurements and buying MySize condoms was a godsend for me. I did it after a GAFfer complained about his coke can-sized in a hilarious thread.

Not gay, bro.

 

[NeoRausch]

The real question is where does the measurement begin? Measure from the bottom or the top?

Judging by GAF standard numbers... From the asscheeks.

 

[Visualante2]

OP it's not that simple. You have to measure it flaccid and erect and then take an average of the two. That's the real measure of manhood.

 

[Az987]

Yeah and if you jerk off it does too. Do you touch it to pee?

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

lol

 

[Infinite]

I think it's gay when you're attracted to the same sex

 

[Aiii]

Mine is curved though, a ruler isn't telling the whole story, OP.

And can an iPad measure girth? I feel that's where the big gains are.

 

[Derwind]

I don't look or touch my dick. That's totes gay.

It's not because I physically can't lol... haha... ha..

Spoiler

;_;

 

[ViewtifulJC]

only if you make eye contact in the mirror while you're doing it

 

[hydrophilic attack]

if you have to ask

 

[God Dayumm]

The comma in the title is bothering me more than the question.

I put it there to make sure people understood I'm using "gay" as and adverb to "measuring" than as and adjective to "dick". Otherwise trolls would be like "gay dicks, huehuehue"

 

[studyguy]

if you're going to make a joke like this at least choose an impressive size

Sorry forgot I was on GAF!

Only if it's less than 10 feet long, OP. Whew.

 

[m3k]

wot

 

[Nudull]

Late night GAF spilling into the morning.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Of course not. Sucking dicks isn't even gay.

 

[Septimius]

So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures, when the body is our most important property?

Because there are many ways to measure it? Because self-measured is unreliable and on average an inch bigger than actual size? Because our dicks is a touchy subject? Because way too much esteem is put into the size of a limb? Because size is overemphasized? Do you know the size of your biceps? Or your nose? Or your ears? Does size define you?

Also, we are our bodies, they aren't our properties.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Is bragging about your penis size on gaf, gay?

 

[Generalpsyduck]

Yeah they do, it's called an electron microscope. They measure in nanometers, that's more than enough.

Hello? Police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder.

 

[SliceSabre]

So why do some people have the aversion to know the most basic of their bodily measures, when the body is our most important property?

Some people just don't care because it has never come up and some guys know because they were curious.

I know how big mine is because I was curious but I'm a naturally curious person as well.

 

[FallingEdge]

This thread is so bizarre. I never measured my dick, and I have no reason to. I have no idea what this has to do with my sexuality.

someone has a small dick

if you're going to make a joke like this at least choose an impressive size

 

[#sorrynotsorry]

I measure mine every day. The pills are working.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

ahahah I can't believe he touched his own dick without gloves!!!!!!!

 

[Wray]

I use Donald Trumps hands to measure my dick. Because his hands are so big.

 

[Onemic]

Yup OP, you're a gay now.

 

[daveo42]

what? no.

Also, use a dollar bill. It's six inches long.

 

[Septimius]

I use Donald Trumps hands to measure my dick. Because his hands are so big.

He can also tell you everything is OK down there.

 

[GK86]

Because I would rather think I have a seven inch dick rather than knowing I have an average dick.

 

[knavish]

They don't make rulers big enough to measure mine.

rulers go above 10cm now dude

 

[Joqu]

I put it there to make sure people understood I'm using "gay" as and adverb to "measuring" than as and adjective to "dick". Otherwise trolls would be like "gay dicks, huehuehue"

gay dicks

l m a o

Spoiler

what

 

[Busty]

When you buy a house or car you check every nook and cranny...,

I thought this thread was about dicks?




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

 

[v1lla21]

Sometimes I like to sit in front of the mirror and beat off.

 

[God Dayumm]

Because there are many ways to measure it? Because self-measured is unreliable and on average an inch bigger than actual size? Because our dicks is a touchy subject? Because way too much esteem is put into the size of a limb? Because size is overemphasized? Do you know the size of your biceps? Or your nose? Or your ears? Does size define you?

Also, we are our bodies, they aren't our properties.

Ok, I can agree to all the points you rhetorically bring here. But the bolded is what is wrong. Relying on the flawed perceptions of others (or even your own) is worse for the self-esteem. But numbers and statistics, on the other hand, don't lie and have no ulterior motives

 

[red731]

WTF is this Friday on about. Holy shit.

 

[daveo42]

Fun fact OP, you have a needle dick if you can fit it into a toilet paper tube.

 

[chrisPjelly]

Mine is curved though, a ruler isn't telling the whole story, OP.

And can an iPad measure girth? I feel that's where the big gains are.

Yes, but remember that iPads are touch sensitive. You want to smear your dick alongside the screen. If it picks up that as a swipe, then it's small and you're gay. If it freaks out because of its girth, then you're good for life.

 

[HylianTom]

Only if you use another guy's dick as a ruler.

 

[Shadybiz]

Of course not. Well aware of my size. Somewhat above average, but not John Holmes.

....I measure from the anus, of course.

Hmm....I think I need to watch Howard the Duck sometime soon.

 

[Pusherman]

 

[wesleyshark]

We are all gay as hell then why is this a thread lmao

 

[dapperbandit]

If you're measuring your penis so that you know exactly how deep you can raid another man's duodenum then perhaps there's a 70% chance that's like totally gay, objectively.

 

[Enduin]

Because there are many ways to measure it? Because self-measured is unreliable and on average an inch bigger than actual size? Because our dicks is a touchy subject? Because way too much esteem is put into the size of a limb? Because size is overemphasized? Do you know the size of your biceps? Or your nose? Or your ears? Does size define you?

Also, we are our bodies, they aren't our properties.

Our bodies are a prison for our soul, yo.

Let's all free ourselves from this madness. Everyone cut off your dicks and put on these sweet black Nikes and come have some juice and take a nap under these purple shrouds I got everyone. Trust me it's going to be great.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

 

[Septimius]

Our bodies are a prison for our soul, yo.

Let's all free ourselves from this madness. Everyone cut off your dicks and put on these sweet black Nikes and come have some juice and take a nap under these purple shrouds I got everyone. Trust me it's going to be great.

I ain't trusting no cactuar ghost