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[Septimius]

Depends on the size of whomever he was taking it from

He took a dickfull.

No homo.

 

[Pusherman]

Do gay men care about your size if you only bottom?

Only if they're furries. It needs to be long enough that you can put it down between your legs and pretend it's a tail.

 

[MudoSkills]

Four pages talking about dicks is pretty gay, as is the fact that everyone was thinking about dicks while deciding what to post.

 

[wesleyshark]

Just having a dick makes you gay. We all gay.

 

[Schlorgan]

you bet

https://youtu.be/NggUSbgRUhc

 

[Zombine]

When I'm shaving down there and I lather my Dick up with warm shaving cream I usually get aroused. Does that make me gay or really into shaving?

 

[Harl3]

Wait, what?

I thought it was common knowledge that if you're a GAF member your dick is at least 10".

That explains why I am a Junior Member

 

[wesleyshark]

When I'm shaving down there and I lather my Dick up with warm shaving cream I usually get aroused. Does that make me gay or really into shaving?

 

[Litan]

Four pages talking about dicks is pretty gay, as is the fact that everyone was thinking about dicks while deciding what to post.

50 ppp is gay.

 

[God Dayumm]

Except for your title?

Comma is for emphasis and clarity. Next time I'll write my titles in algebraic form

(Measuring your own dick) = gay ?

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

For me it is.

I'm not even sure what this means now. This thread is melting my brain.

 

[Professor Beef]

This is true. Not a lot people know this.

i can't tell you the amount of close calls i had where i remembered to shout "NO HOMO" at the top of my lungs at the last minute

i'd have been in jail for years, whew

 

[TheGameshark]

lol what the fuck

 

[TickleMeElbow]

So it's not about how big your dick is, but how big your soul is?

It's not about the size of the dick in your pants, but the size of the dick in your soul.

 

[wesleyshark]

i can't tell you the amount of close calls i had where i remembered to shout "NO HOMO" at the top of my lungs at the last minute

i'd have been in jail for years, whew

 

[God Dayumm]

i can't tell you the amount of close calls i had where i remembered to shout "NO HOMO" at the top of my lungs at the last minute

i'd have been in jail for years, whew

This is how I read that kind of comments. Hence why I made the thread

 

[MudoSkills]

50 ppp is gay.

I've looked at and even touched my dick a bunch of times today already. I'm out and proud.

 

[bjork]

I've looked at and even touched my dick a bunch of times today already. I'm out and proud.

 

[Ultima_5]

It's not the dick not the outside that matters. It's the dick on the inside

I'm 10" like most gaffers but I measure from the spine to the tip

 

[Korosenai]

I measured mine and compared it to averages.

 

[R-User!]

Have you found the answer you were looking for OP?

 

[RionaaM]

50 ppp is gay.

You know how I know you're gay? You use the light theme at home.

(at work it's fair game, light theme + images off make GAF less visible to bosses)

Comma is for emphasis and clarity. Next time I'll write my titles in algebraic form

(Measuring your own dick) = gay ?

Parentheses are superfluous in your equation, there's no mathematical operation that requires being marked as higher priority than others.

 

[Night Hunter]

Perception is much more important than a number. If your dick is perceived as amazing, then that's that, isn't it? If you have a girlfriend and she is saying "your dick is the biggest I've ever seen" and she actually isn't lying, then what's a number? So that you can know what percentile your are of the population? I mean, take me, I asked if my girl had seen bigger. She was like "yup", and I was like "damn". Then she told me she'd had a boyfriend who had a 13" dick, and it was the worst sex she'd ever had. We need to get our heads out of our own dick-asses. Guys aren't satisfied with the size of their dicks until they hurt they girl they're with. Then they're like "aww yiss", while the girl isn't having a good time. The fuck. Also, not all girls ride anacondas like in porn.

This need to measure is silly. It's not the measurement of a man. It's just the size of his dick.

No she didn't.

 

[Blobbers]

You're a guy, and you're touching a penis.

Draw your own conclusions

 

[LeadenStride]

Of course it is.
When I was a homosexual 30 years ago, I used to do it all the time.

 

[SchrodingerC]

That depends, have you come into contact with any stray dicks recently OP?

 

[Monocle]

Yes it's super gay. I was straight as an arrow until the day I measured my dick in my hetero buddy's throat. It can happen to the best of us.

 

[Tubobutts]

You're a guy, and you're touching a penis.

Draw your own conclusions

Not only that, a guy is touching your penis.

 

[ahoyhoy]

If you're a guy you probably always have a penis touching you.

Sounds pretty gay to me.

 

[vikki]

My dick always liked the way I feel.

 

[God Dayumm]

My dick always liked the way I feel.

She is very attached to you

 

[Septimius]

No she didn't.

31 cm. Absolutely she did.

 

[daveo42]

If you're a guy you probably always have a penis touching you.

Sounds pretty gay to me.

Oh shit. I have a dick in my pants right now. I can feel it. OP was right.

 

[bjork]

31 cm. Absolutely she did.

you measured it?

 

[DoctorFling]

I've never even looked at my own penis, I ain't no darn gay

 

[DarkKyo]

I'm so confused, dog.

 

[gruenel]

People are really insecure about their sexuality.

 

[Night Hunter]

31 cm. Absolutely she did.

Please tell me that was measured from his asscrack or something. Because that must have hurt like hell ...

 

[Izuna]

7.6 inches

edit: still straight

 

[old manatee]

Be careful.. you can't unmeasure a dick.

 

[jaypah]

Parentheses are superfluous in your equation, there's no mathematical operation that requires being marked as higher priority than others.

OHHH SHIT, GOT IN DAT ASS!!




The fuck are we doing here?

 

[DedValve]

Straight people dont wash their butthole?

Im gonna start spreading misinformation that six flags makes you gay that way i dont have to wait in lines. I could easily abuse masculinitys fragility and im surprised its not abused more often

Spoiler

it is unfortunately

 

[JCX]

Do gay men care about your size if you only bottom?

Yes, I do not get it. There are tops into "hung bottoms" which seems as valuable as having a car with infinite gas that you could never drive. It could mean something else, but nothing else makes sense. We have too much slang and terminology.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Oh shit. I have a dick in my pants right now. I can feel it. OP was right.

Not only that but you're probably sitting on a dude's ass right now too.

 

[Dictator93]

GAF, stop embarassing yourself.

Is something "gay"?

What a god damn juvenile question.

 

[Monocle]

So basically a typical Wednesday?

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

edit

too raunchy

 

[daveo42]

Not only that but you're probably sitting on a dude's ass right now too.

What makes this even more depraved and disgusting is that at this very moment I'm at work. At work!

 

[Tecnniqe]

I figured this was something all guys did?

 

[SpaceWolf]

...just another day on NeoGaf.