Gaftopia Middle School Symposium: Is measuring your own dick, gay?

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i don't use a tape measure or ruler but instead use random objects for reference. it's a bit longer than those grey and black directv remotes with dvr. i need to use an old duke xbox controller again and see how i square up
 
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wait isn't the op making fun of those guys who make those dumb comments about how they don't know the size of their dick because they are afraid to say they measured their dick? reminds me of people who say they only watch lesbian porn because somehow seeing a dick on screen might make them gay. don't know why people are jumping on the op.
 
Zakalwe said:
I'm the same size and it's absolutely fine. What problems are you having?

Does this count as a stealth brag?
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Probably a girth difference but, few girls can't give a blowjob. Not even a girl who literally had that ability in her online dating CV. But that's not even the biggest issue...

Girls come too quickly. It's been a couple years since that hasn't happened. I need to date different people maybe.

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As stated above, yeah. I could be in pain too.
 
Did you wash the ruler? I saw on an episode of "How do they do it?" about rulers that they spot check the accuracy of the rulers against the erect penis of any factory workers who have 12 inch penises. As long as that employee wasn't having gay thoughts it shouldn't pass over to you. Give it a quick wipe then you should be good to go.
 
Cobalt Izuna said:
Probably a girth difference but, few girls can't give a blowjob. Not even a girl who literally had that ability in her online dating CV. But that's not even the biggest issue...

Girls come too quickly. It's been a couple years since that hasn't happened. I need to date different people maybe.

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As stated above, yeah. I could be in pain too.
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Oh yeah guess that would be true for it to hurt if it's too tight

Also thus will begin your nigh-unachievable giantess preference

PSqueak said:
Im not filming myself for gaf.

It's more about flexibility than dick length anyways.
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And most of us have neither...!
;_;
 
How old are op and his friends? Has he revealed that?

There isn't actually a gay fairy who pops up in your private room and declares you gay no matter what you're doing in there, you know. Like...if you identify as straight and you measure your own dick during a little "me time," guess what's going to happen. Fucking nothing. Guess who will care. Fucking nobody.
 
echoshifting said:
How old are op and his friends? Has he revealed that?

There isn't actually a gay fairy who pops up in your private room and declares you gay no matter what you're doing in there, you know. Like...if you identify as straight and you measure your own dick during a little "me time," guess what's going to happen. Fucking nothing. Guess who will care. Fucking nobody.
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You're not gonna trick me into summoning a gay deity!
 
Cobalt Izuna said:
Probably a girth difference but, few girls can't give a blowjob. Not even a girl who literally had that ability in her online dating CV. But that's not even the biggest issue...

Girls come too quickly. It's been a couple years since that hasn't happened. I need to date different people maybe.

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As stated above, yeah. I could be in pain too.
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Possibly, but my girth is in proportion with the length. Is yours some kind of monster girth or something?

Girls do sometimes cum easily and multiple times, sometimes not. People are very different in terms of what stimulates them.

I've been with girls who it was too much for, and others who never even mentioned it. I've only once had a conversation about the size in a positive way, and once in a negative (ie: it hurts).

Aside from that, it never comes up.
 
echoshifting said:
How old are op and his friends? Has he revealed that?

There isn't actually a gay fairy who pops up in your private room and declares you gay no matter what you're doing in there, you know. Like...if you identify as straight and you measure your own dick during a little "me time," guess what's going to happen. Fucking nothing. Guess who will care. Fucking nobody.
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It is what I read on the internet, not what friends say
 
I've never measured my dick and I don't plan on it. I've always thought my dick was pretty big, and everybody who's seen it agrees, but knowing the exact calculation would destroy any mystique my penis has
 
Maybe some evil fashion designer needs to invent a bra equivalent for your dick, so you guys would have to go and get measured by a salesperson for proper fit.
 
I'm not sure I understand why it's feminist to not want to be weighed at the doctors office. I think everyone who struggles with weight has that same fear lol

Or was that a bad 'feminists are fatties' joke that flew over my head?
 
Media said:
I'm not sure I understand why it's feminist to not want to be weighed at the doctors office. I think everyone who struggles with weight has that same fear lol

Or was that a bad 'feminists are fatties' joke that flew over my head?
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It's a little weird that nobody has touched on that. I skimmed the whole thread looking. At least it got squeezed in that shiny new tag.
 
The real question is why this thread's title has an unnecessary, comma,.
 
smurfx said:
wait isn't the op making fun of those guys who make those dumb comments about how they don't know the size of their dick because they are afraid to say they measured their dick? reminds me of people who say they only watch lesbian porn because somehow seeing a dick on screen might make them gay. don't know why people are jumping on the op.
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Yea somebody else mentioned this earlier too. It's just some of the other stuff in the OP is funny as hell.

I have measured mine before. Won't say what the size was but it's ok.

And yes....some of us need the tailor measuring tape.
 
smurfx said:
wait isn't the op making fun of those guys who make those dumb comments about how they don't know the size of their dick because they are afraid to say they measured their dick? reminds me of people who say they only watch lesbian porn because somehow seeing a dick on screen might make them gay. don't know why people are jumping on the op.
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Yes, you got it

L Thammy said:
I don't see the word "feminist" on that page? And assuming that nature is going to somehow work out when it's due to the way humans are programmed that we overeat sugary foods strikes me more as idealistic hippie territory than feminist territory.
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I can of course find more in-your-face examples. But it is clear the site owners align with this movement:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_feminism

I shouldn't have meant all feminists, my bad if that is how it came across and I deserve my tag. I only meant the insecure ones that promote these grotesque ideas.
 
Rentahamster said:
Nah, all dudes measure their dicks, gay, and straight alike.

This is how I do it - since I'm an American, I don't use the filthy metric system. I measure my dick with superior units, known as "Arthurs". Arthur is my good childhood friend from elementary school, and he has a very standard size penis. Therefore, it makes sense to use his member as the standard bearer for all other cocks to be measured by. We all do!

Of course, we need to be naked and facing each other to compare his to mine and get a good measurement, and of course, we both have to be erect since flaccid length doesn't count. A little hand cream also goes a long way to ensure accuracy.

I'm about 1.2 Arthurs, if you need to know, which is also, interestingly enough, pretty close the the length of my teeth to the back of my throat, which is 1.3 Arthurs. For reference, the diameter of my grandmother's peach pie is exactly 1.0 Arthur, and one adult hamster is 0.3 Arthur.

Now, if we're talking girth, I'm a little undersized at 0.8 Philip, but that's a whole 'nother ball game.

But yeah, this is straight up math - not gay at all, I dunno what you're on about, OP.
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This one killed me.
 
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