Gaftopia Middle School Symposium: Is measuring your own dick, gay?
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Fixed that for you.
Is that really how the cliche' Nantucket limerick goes? Lmao it's always used with a cut-away in media because it supposed to be filthy but I'd never heard one completed before.
AmaterasuOni
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The world we live in is broken. What happened?
wesleyshark
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Dick too big
I think there are a lot of different versions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
Gordon Shumway
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I fail this one every time. It won't fit.
This thread lol. Not getting any work done.
Teletraan1
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Wouldn't you need to to get a proper measurement. Or is the standard dick measurment only limp?
SliceSabre
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Wow show off!
Screaming Meat
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I'm probably late but what the hell...
God Dayumm
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God Dayumm
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Ban Puncher
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Astral Dog
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umm, well.
normally it starts a kind of a Gay experience, at least from what ive seen on tv
but it could just have been bro stuff.
normally it starts a kind of a Gay experience, at least from what ive seen on tv
but it could just have been bro stuff.
GameAddict411
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That's probably the stupidest thing I have read on Gaf. What does being gay has anything to do with your dick measuring contest? If it's a group of men doing it and enjoying it, then maybe it's a little gay. But men regardless of their sexual orientation will measure their dick size at some point.
GrizzleBoy
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99% of guys giving OP crap are the same guys who feel dirty while washing their own penis.
Yes, I'm talking to YOU!
Yes, I'm talking to YOU!
Forerunner
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If my dick curves, does that mean I'm gay?
Messofanego
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I've never touched my own dick. It just goes straight into a vagina. That's how I've
"Is measuring you own dick gay?" doesn't merit clarification. It's completely syntactically unambiguous. The sentence is interrogative (turning the word order into Verb-Subject-Object); "Is" can only be interpreted as the finite verb. The only thing that can follow is the subject of the sentence, so "measuring" must be a gerund (it couldn't function as a subject if it were a continuous verb form). As both "your" and "own" are determiners that must be followed by either a noun or another determiner, "your own dick" can only be interpreted as a single unit, and its place in the sentence makes it clear that it is the object of "measuring". Which leaves "gay" as the predicative nominal. It's a single-clause sentence, no commas needed. A syntactician could probably explain this a bit more clearly.
Not true. I'm sure most guys "wash" their dicks too much and feel just fine afterwards.
NOLA_Gaffer
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Once you get past the age of 12 dick size is something you shouldn't really be concerned about anymore.
Got an audible chuckle, well played
Rentahamster
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Nah, all dudes measure their dicks, gay, and straight alike.
This is how I do it - since I'm an American, I don't use the filthy metric system. I measure my dick with superior units, known as "Arthurs". Arthur is my good childhood friend from elementary school, and he has a very standard size penis. Therefore, it makes sense to use his member as the standard bearer for all other cocks to be measured by. We all do!
Of course, we need to be naked and facing each other to compare his to mine and get a good measurement, and of course, we both have to be erect since flaccid length doesn't count. A little hand cream also goes a long way to ensure accuracy.
I'm about 1.2 Arthurs, if you need to know, which is also, interestingly enough, pretty close the the length of my teeth to the back of my throat, which is 1.3 Arthurs. For reference, the diameter of my grandmother's peach pie is exactly 1.0 Arthur, and one adult hamster is 0.3 Arthur.
Now, if we're talking girth, I'm a little undersized at 0.8 Philip, but that's a whole 'nother ball game.
But yeah, this is straight up math - not gay at all, I dunno what you're on about, OP.
This is how I do it - since I'm an American, I don't use the filthy metric system. I measure my dick with superior units, known as "Arthurs". Arthur is my good childhood friend from elementary school, and he has a very standard size penis. Therefore, it makes sense to use his member as the standard bearer for all other cocks to be measured by. We all do!
Of course, we need to be naked and facing each other to compare his to mine and get a good measurement, and of course, we both have to be erect since flaccid length doesn't count. A little hand cream also goes a long way to ensure accuracy.
I'm about 1.2 Arthurs, if you need to know, which is also, interestingly enough, pretty close the the length of my teeth to the back of my throat, which is 1.3 Arthurs. For reference, the diameter of my grandmother's peach pie is exactly 1.0 Arthur, and one adult hamster is 0.3 Arthur.
Now, if we're talking girth, I'm a little undersized at 0.8 Philip, but that's a whole 'nother ball game.
But yeah, this is straight up math - not gay at all, I dunno what you're on about, OP.
Massive Duck. C.M.
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The completely unnecessary comma in the title bothers me more than OP's knuckleheadedness
Night Hunter
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What the hell is a toilet paper roll test?
I had already ran to wiki, thanks though. Seems the one you posted is the quintessential dirty version. Consider my mind blown.
Astral Dog
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the girls at my cooking class also liked to do it, so could be a social/couple thing.
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