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[GhostBed]

Glad someone else took the bullet and made a thread.

But I wonder if he ate it like that GAFer who fucked fruit when he was a teen.

 

[PassiveObserver]

Disappointed he didn't put on some extra mayo by the end of the clip.

 

[mike6467]

Glad someone else took the bullet and made a thread.

But I wonder if he ate it like that GAFer who fucked fruit when he was a teen.

I didn't know Kai Greene posted here.

 

[blue_phazon]

Glad someone else took the bullet and made a thread.

But I wonder if he ate it like that GAFer who fucked fruit when he was a teen.

Dicks are pretty clean. Honestly, I would eat if I did that too. I just love McChickens that much

 

[Clockwork5]

I put my McDickin my McChicken

 

[Ape]

feastiality

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

The important question though, did he eat it after he finished?

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

someone hide the chicken nuggets from vitaGAF

 

[oti]

The important question though, did he eat it after he finished?

Why exactly is this important to you?

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

McChicken is great. I'm going to attempt to erase this from my mind and continue enjoying 2 of them every time I get McDonalds.

 

[Linkyn]

Glad someone else took the bullet and made a thread.

But I wonder if he ate it like that GAFer who fucked fruit when he was a teen.

Does the grapefruit technique count as fucking fruit?

 

[Ape]

Ba Da Ba Ba Bah

 

[User 479360]

Never heard of the sex video. The McChicken is the only thing I get at McDonald's, though, and I get it plain because I'm weird. Well, that and fries or ice cream.

 

[Xando]

Not sure if you guys are trolling but...








Why

 

[Kurdel]

Why

Because we are loving it.

 

[Calm Mind]

The magic ingredient of the secret sauce was revelaed today.

 

[DerangedHermit]

Glad someone else took the bullet and made a thread.

But I wonder if he ate it like that GAFer who fucked fruit when he was a teen.

 

[Breads]

There's some McChicken love going on alright...

 

[Familienoberhauptvogel]

Why exactly is this important to you?

For science of course.

 

[Necromanti]

According to my analysis, it would be more accurate to say that he was masturbating with the McChicken.

 

[Chanser]

It's apparently some sex video. Don't google it. Haven't seen it, but was warned!

Too late.

 

[malfcn]

A guy fucks his McChicken sandwich. There, I said it!

McGang Bang?

 

[HylianTom]

The guy sounds like he had a randy time with his sammich, but nothing is ever likely to top the sexiness of Shakira excreting a canned chicken from her rear end.

 

[robotrock]

This is pretty good

 

[Professor Beef]

someone hide the chicken nuggets from vitaGAF

OMG

 

[MudoSkills]

feastiality

I applaud you.

 

[Cesare Borgia]

That dude has a pretty big dick, and it wasn't even fully erect from what I can tell.

 

[Aselith]

This is really gonna fuck my game up when I roll through to buy 2 McChickens. "Three way tonight, huh?" No, I'm just fat

 

[EchoChamber]

I need to find that video for some reason.

 

[EightBitNate]

Someone pm the video pls

 

[Professor Beef]

Someone pm the video pls

don't forget your headphones

 

[Gorillaz]

"McChicken Love"

that shit was beyond love friend

 

[LowlySmokeGuy]

I wonder how this affects McChicken sales.

 

[Malyse]

Extra value meal.

Someone pm the video pls

Do you have working headphones?

Dammit beef.

 

[tiebreaker]

Video is still on twitter. It's not as exciting as I thought it would be. I expected more from the reactions.

 

[Aselith]

I need to find that video for some reason.

Search #mchicken twitter on Google and it will be the age restricted option.

 

[inner-G]

feastiality

Lmao

 

[TheOGB]

I blame mainstream media airing commercials like this

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

lol

Someone pm the video pls

don't forget your headphones

This thread is delivering.

 

[esai]

I want a spicy mcchicken now.

 

[Fat4all]

I blame mainstream media airing commercials like this

welp, im off to stick my dick in some mac & cheese

 

[DJ_Lae]

Ah, the squelching sounds of mayo being rubbed against patty and bun.

The McChicken is a weird thing up here in Canada - I have to assume it's just here, at least. It's basically a Junior Chicken with a fancier bun, but costs more than twice as much. The patty itself is still the same shitty reconstituted chicken meal byproduct and doesn't seem to be any bigger. Why you'd buy one is beyond me.

 

[Matsukaze]

someone hide the chicken nuggets from vitaGAF

 

[inner-G]

welp, im off to stick my dick in some mac & cheese

Not mashed potatoes?

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

Did he burn his dick? Or did he obviously wait for it to cool down?

Well you have to put it in while it is still warm, otherwise what's the point?

 

[inner-G]

Well you have to put it in while it is still warm, otherwise what's the point?

Plus, if you take too long, the people at the drive-thru window get angry

 

[robotrock]

Video is still on twitter. It's not as exciting as I thought it would be. I expected more from the reactions.

That's kind of why it's amazing. This isn't some fancy performance or anything with a bunch of dumb porn grunting and a "hahaha i'm doing inappropriate things with a McDonalds sandwich".

It's real.

 

[Zombine]

Beastiality and necrophilia. The real McDouble.

 

[Htown]

someone hide the chicken nuggets from vitaGAF

LOL

 

[MWS Natural]

Does BBC mean something else now?