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[ampere]

Brissett making history and looking good while doing it. He's gonna get a decent contract after his rookie deal is up, even if that's his only good start

 

[jbug617]

Watt is still hurt. Don't know why he wanted to rush back

@BenVolin: JJ Watt was walking real gingerly on the way to the bus. He’s not right

 

[Gobias]

Missed the game. Did my Texans do it tonight?

Oh.

 

[Hunter S.]

Still a long ride to the Super Bowl gentleman. And to think, the pats fans are still surviving without godslay and Tabris to eat them alive.

 

[Line_HTX]

Boy, I wish there was a rematch button so some narratives can fuck right off.

:lol

 

[sf2fanatic]

Boy, I wish there was a rematch button.

:lol

There is friend,






Playoffs

 

[HarryDemeanor]

There is friend,






Playoffs

Or Madden.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

loltexans

then
now
forever

 

[ampere]

There is friend,






Playoffs

What does the Texan's last playoff game have in common with tonight's game tho

 

[The Albatross]

Far far too soon to say Elway was right about not paying Brock the money. Well okay he was kinda right because we wouldn't be able to afford Von if Brock was getting paid big bucks but still, have to wait and see how the season goes.

I still would have been annoyed if they paid him that much though

Yeah the "Elway was right" or "Houston are chumps..." arguments don't make sense. Elway was right in that Von Miller makes a bigger impact for Denver than the difference between Brock and whatever Rookie they'll roll out there this season. Denver won the Suer Bowl with the best defense in the NFL and the worst starting QB in the NFL last season.

Meanwhile, on Houston's side, what other options did they have in the off season? Osweiller was the best free agent QB this off season. Bradford had his best game this week in Minnesota, but it's not like he consistently performs at any point in his career, and otherwise... You've got a bunch of free agent QBs who are clearly a step down from Osweiller.

 

[Striker]

Tom negates the system qb mantra when he finally got a deep threat and clowned the entire league and made people cry. Can't be a system qb by running the best offense in the history of the NFL in my opinion.

Daunte Culpepper made it to the NFC title game with that same deep threat.

 

[jbug617]

Missed the game. Did my Texans do it tonight?

Oh.

Browns can give us just 1 1st round pick for Jacoby.

 

[KingBroly]

Missed the game. Did my Texans do it tonight?

Oh.

They did it alright

 

[Matrix]

Watt is still hurt. Don't know why he wanted to rush back

It was so obvious tonight and the short week didn't help. Kinda worried to be honest.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What does the Texan's last playoff game have in common with tonight's game tho

Besides scores and blowout, Brownstier level performance against QB that won't ever do much beyond it

 

[The Albatross]

Daunte Culpepper made it to the NFC title game with that same deep threat.

Yeah, you're right. Dante Culpepper going 41-49 with that same deep threat proves that Tom Brady is not a great QB.

 

[Matrix]

What does the Texan's last playoff game have in common with tonight's game tho

That pretty number 0 led by the same QB genius coach

 

[Nemesis121]

Missed the game. Did my Texans do it tonight?

Oh.

I stop watch after 10-0 friend's old job location is dumping all the tech, I went for free i7 chips, from 2600k to 4770k I got 3 of them..

 

[OozingZen]

Yes friend


We also need you to embrace the Browns 8-8 Prophecy

Is that with Kessler or McCown at QB? I wouldn't be surprised if they get a few wins this season. They had a sneaky good draft with them trading down and everything.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

What the fuck did I wake up to

 

[chuckddd]

What the fuck did I wake up to

 

[Version 3.0]

Yeah the "Elway was right" or "Houston are chumps..." arguments don't make sense. Elway was right in that Von Miller makes a bigger impact for Denver than the difference between Brock and whatever Rookie they'll roll out there this season. Denver won the Suer Bowl with the best defense in the NFL and the worst starting QB in the NFL last season.

Meanwhile, on Houston's side, what other options did they have in the off season? Osweiller was the best free agent QB this off season. Bradford had his best game this week in Minnesota, but it's not like he consistently performs at any point in his career, and otherwise... You've got a bunch of free agent QBs who are clearly a step down from Osweiller.

Exactly. I wish my fellow Broncos fans would let go. Elway went as high as he was willing to, Houston got a quarterback that they obviously needed, and Brock got a big money deal and a team that looks like it's got all the parts together. Everyone did what made sense. Good luck to Brock and the Texans. I've got no ill will at all.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

TRADY BRADY AND JIMMY!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Watt is still hurt. Don't know why he wanted to rush back

He tweaked his back trying to take a selfie

 

[Dutch Gronk]

WE DID IT!

 

[ampere]

WE DID IT!

Irvin has 3 Belichick trophies, he must be so happy!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

WE DID IT!

I wonder if there is a single surface in that room that he hasn't done coke off of.

 

[Milchjon]

Mech :-(

 

[MechDX]

Mech :-(

Makes me correct in our tweet conversation last night

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I wonder if there is a single surface in that room that he hasn't done coke off of.

He probably even snorted some off his Belichiks.

 

[Himynameischris]

Me after my test when I checked the score....

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Me after my test when I checked the score....

How did your test go friend

 

[Himynameischris]

How did your test go friend

Great, was far easier than I thought it would be (Like they usually are) hows ur school stuff coming along?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Line, we know that pain all too well, friend.

Our turn is in a couple weeks against them. xD

 

[yankeehater]

So football sucks I don't know what I expected tonight but sure as fuck not that.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Belicheck is the GOAT.

 

[yankeehater]

Belicheck is the GOAT.

I really can't wait to see how he's cheating this time that must be really good.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Great, was far easier than I thought it would be (Like they usually are) hows ur school stuff coming along?

Busy busy.

Asset Pricing is straight mathematical torture. Tests coming up in 3 weeks so grind time is starting soon.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I really can't wait to see how he's cheating this time that must be really good.

In this case I think he intentionally sabotaged the Texans by giving them Bill O'Brien.

 

[h1nch]

.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

In this case I think he intentionally sabotaged the Texans by giving them Bill O'Brien.

Outfit on fleek tho

 

[WesternHeretic]

So I've been out all day but WHAT THE FUCK. HOW THE FUCK MECH. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

 

[yankeehater]

In this case I think he intentionally sabotaged the Texans by giving them Bill O'Brien.

Even worse I heard he called them and told them to give Brock $80m.


Man I wonder how many oculus rifts ez bought today?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Bills next week too so you know what fuck it let's just call it, it's 4-0

The weakest the team's looked since Brady was fucking drafted, and they're going undefeated 4-0

I shittalk this conference and this league constantly, and frankly I'm being polite. Fucking embarrassing

 

[yankeehater]

The year the Patriots look like they're going to steamroll the league the Giants suddenly have a great defense again funny how that seems to work out. save us Eli.

 

[Bread]

Bills next week too so you know what fuck it let's just call it, it's 4-0

The weakest the team's looked since Brady was fucking drafted, and they're going undefeated 4-0

I shittalk this conference and this league constantly, and frankly I'm being polite. Fucking embarrassing

the team hasn't looked weak though

The defense is pretty damn good and the offense has been too

 

[CelticKnight]

I'm going NE win 27-13, sadly.

What I stupid prediction I made, thinking the Texans could score 13 points.

So glad I didn't stay up to watch all of that shit show.

 

[Gigglepoo]

The weakest the team's looked since Brady was fucking drafted, and they're going undefeated 4-0

Wait, what? I heard more than a few NFL writers saying this was the most talented Patriots team before the season began.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

The only man who can save us, because it sure as shit ain't the AFC

 

[Beach]

Random notes:

The Ravens first three weeks have been against the Bills, Browns and Jaguars. Literally the favorites to be picks 1-3 in next year's draft.

Anyone realize how bad the 2013 draft was? If 25 teams literally did not draft anyone they would be the same if not better off now.