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[Neuromancer]

shit sounds fake as hell...also Trump is a germophobe....so why would he let prostitutes pee on him?

Urine is sterile.

 

[SmackAttack]

So Trump still think we should be friends with Russia?

Talk about backstab lol

"Those dishonest Russians. They promised they- whoops."

 

[cdyhybrid]

The replies to Trump's next tweet are gonna be 🔥🔥🔥

Or maybe more appropriately 💦💦💦

 

[Boem]

I'd love to be proven wrong but the only way to get Trump out of office is if somebody kidnapped Ivanka and demanded he step down or else. Or obviously the other route - which I'm sure Russia would be fine with.

I'm not sure Trump cares about Ivanka enough - in that I don't think he cares about anyone as much as himself.

Giving up and admitting defeat isn't him.

Spoiler

Also obviously Obama wouldn't step down if someone kidnapped Michelle, but for the different, more logical reason that that's not how international politics work, but you obviously didn't mean that.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I'm going to be petty as fuck, but I'll own it: why didn't Comey do a press conference to let the public know they were looking into allegations that Trump's campaign was in contact with Russia?

"We're investigating whether this candidate could be blackmailed by a foreign power with a golden shower video in its possession"

Who knows what his intentions were but its obviously it was political in nature

 

[Sou Da]

SNL writer's room on fire atm

 

[Firebrand]

Lost in the pee shuffle:

говорит, кто

 

[Zyae]

There it is. All these reports coming out is what most of us already knew

Who cares

Trump will be president

Relax with the edge. This is really bad and potentially a gigantic story.

 

[sphagnum]

Of course /pol/ loves this and thinks it makes Trump even greater because of how he totally trolled Obama.

 

[Levito]

Real life is more carny than WWE now.


Fucking hell

 

[smokeymicpot]

Yea the piss story is there to embarrass him. But there is a lot of treasonous activity in this report imo.

Piss part gives it a good "gate"tag.

The replies to Trump's next tweet are gonna be ������

Or maybe more appropriately ������

CNN said they were gonna release a statement a hour ago. That was before the buzzfeed thing. So give it another hour or two.

 

[Chumley]

Lost in the pee shuffle:

Prague?

 

[Dai Kaiju]

trump's next tweet gonna be mad awkward

"I'm not proud of it and it doesn't reflect who I am as a person". Done.

And then we'll all move on to the next insane thing that happens.

 

[valkillmore]

blood on the streets

piss in the sheets

I'm dying omg

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Argh can someone confirm this is fake already? Get outta here with this false hope :/

 

[Beaulieu]

Relax with the edge. This is really bad and potentially a gigantic story.

why ? no confirmation and the mistakes in the report makes it "fake news" at best.

 

[~Kinggi~]

When is obama farewell speech?

 

[Oersted]

Real life is more carny than WWE now.


Fucking hell

Hall of Famer for good reason

 

[demon]

Is this really going to make a difference? Nobody seems to care about the horrible things he says/does, I mean he could wear a hat to his inauguration that said 'BvS was better than Civil War' and still nothing would be done.

It certainly won't make a bit of difference with all the shithead, hypocrite, mouth-breathing, "Lock her up!" Trump supporters.

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Oh, and fuck Comey.

 

[Boke1879]

Of course /pol/ loves this and thinks it makes Trump even greater because of how he totally trolled Obama.

Just the logic behind that is fucking dumb.

 

[WedgeX]

If you think Trump hiring prostitutes to piss on Obama's bed is too petty, remember when he brought in Bill Clinton's alleged rape victims to sit with him at the debates?

Yep.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I hope the public's takeaway from this story is that Russia made efforts to compromise Trump and not that Trump has a gross fetish.

 

[giga]

When is obama farewell speech?

2 hours

 

[j_k_redtail]

Lost in the pee shuffle:

Says who?

 

[Alcotholic]

My doubts stem from it coming from buzzfeed. I'm not seeing any reports from other news sources.

 

[Plinko]

If I was in Trump's inner circle, I'd be fleeing the country right now.

 

[Ominym]

Watergate is too trite lets have yellowgate

Waterbedgate?

My doubts stem from it coming from buzzfeed. I'm not seeing any reports from other news sources.

BuzzFeed links to a CNN article. Also, BuzzFeed's news team is actually surprisingly good.

 

[Alucrid]

If I was in Trump's inner circle, I'd be fleeing the country right now.

i'd be pissing myself

 

[Kathian]

You know I've suggested all along this might be a The Producers scenario. But what if Trump has been trying to sabotage himself to lose the election but it kept going the other way?

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

When is obama farewell speech?

Hopefully still has the golden touch.

 

[How About No]

dude nsfw

 

[Kifimbo]

why ? no confirmation and the mistakes in the report makes it "fake news" at best.

Alpha versus Alfa isn't really a mistake. He got the name right, just not the spelling.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

When is obama farewell speech?

Gotta go to walmart and buy a mop for the presidents bedroom first.

 

[RDreamer]

Watergate is too trite lets have yellowgate

Someone already called Goldengate.

 

[Boem]

i'd be pissing myself

He's got people that do that sort of thing for him.

 

[RinsFury]

Send this traitor to the golden gulag.

 

[Isaac Otherworld]

Someone already called Goldengate.

It has to be goldengate.

 

[Phreaker]

Tomorrow's press conference is going to be quite fun.

 

[ratcliffja]

"I'm not proud of it and it doesn't reflect who I am as a person". Done.

I'm sure you're joking, but to be clear, this report doesn't just indicate immoral behavior, but illegal as well. He can't admit to it without confessing to a crime.

 

[Kusagari]

The piss story being included in this actually kind of sucks because it's overshadowing everything else when it would mean jackshit even if it was true.

 

[BronsonLee]

BROCK KNEW

 

[jelly]

There is more damning stuff in there beyond the pee. Hope it gains traction and he will not be president ever and it takes down all his friends too.

 

[Stead Fast]

When is obama farewell speech?

Right after he's finished "getting even" in the Presidential bedroom on the 20th. He's got a 9 day head start to warp the germophobe's mind.

Edit: Whoops, thought you meant when Trump goes in.

 

[NHarmonic.]

This is so hilarious and over the top, and considering this is Trump it has to be true.

OMFG.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Im sure we'll move on from #goldengate but for now

I wonder what it must feel like to have the world learn about your very specific kink

 

[Boke1879]

If I was in Trump's inner circle, I'd be fleeing the country right now.

I do wonder if we'll see a few people resigning. Because the nightly shows are going to talk about this.

Also isn't he supposed to give a Press conference tomorrow? I bet that gets cancelled.

 

[Lemaitre]

I hope the public's takeaway from this story is that Russia made efforts to compromise Trump and not that Trump has a gross fetish.

Porque no los dos?

(Why not both?)

 

[Gutek]

How is CNN calmly discussing the confirmation hearings right now?

 

[Zyae]

why ? no confirmation and the mistakes in the report makes it "fake news" at best.

lol