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[ezrarh]

I'd love to be proven wrong but the only way to get Trump out of office is if somebody kidnapped Ivanka and demanded he step down or else. Or obviously the other route - which I'm sure Russia would be fine with.

 

[jelly]

They have jail for civilians convicted of treasonous activity with foreign nations.

Fingers crossed.

Surely the NSA has hoovered up something damning over the years and during the election.

 

[zethren]

The report suggests they were cultivating him for 5 years.

Oh my god.

If true, OH MY GOD, man.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

What a small, petty, spiteful man. Man.

 

[Chipopo]

it all makes sense now

mind blown.

 

[RedShift]

Pff golden showers? Until your head of government is alleged to have fucked a pig you've got nothing on us.

 

[radios shipping overview]

🍋😃🍋😃🍋😃🍋😃🍋😃

 

[Chumley]

shit sounds fake as hell...also Trump is a germophobe....so why would he let prostitutes pee on him?

Someone didn't read the article.

They peed in front of him, on the bed.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

They have jail for civilians convicted of treasonous activity with foreign nations.

*Gaol

 

[BronsonLee]

The report suggests they were cultivating him for 5 years.

Oh my god.

If true, OH MY GOD, man.

And I thought The Americans was unrealistic

 

[superdeluxe]

If the end result is pence or some other Repub gets the White House, I can live with that for 4 years

 

[Milchmann]

Skimmed through the report. There is lot more interesting stuff than golden showers in it.

 

[muu]

But all of this is potentially being used as blackmail, making Trump an agent influenced directly or indirectly by a foreign agent. I mean, fuck-all, if that's not impeachable...?

I think we're getting too caught up in the crazy pee stuff and not seeing what the implications of all this actually comes back to.

At least they can't blackmail him on this anymore, right?　　Everyone will know the 45th POTUS loves golden showers now. Of course, probably means they have far worse shit that they can legitimately blackmail him with...

 

[Kathian]

Lol can't wait for the_donald to react to their great leader getting a golden fucking shower. Whose to bet there were a few more connections to the Obamas eh?

Guess it explains his hair.

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I wonder if the Russians have been shaken since Trump won. I'd suggest they don't have enough knowledge of individual states and demographics to really make such a call. I feel like they got caught a bit early.

 

[Boem]

shit sounds fake as hell...also Trump is a germophobe....so why would he let prostitutes pee on him?

Is he a germaphobe? Didn't know that honestly. Also, the prostitutes peed on the bed, not necessarily on him. And even if they didn't, him being fine with prostitutes urinating on him is not something even he would broadcast to the world. Rule #1: Trump lies.

About it sounding fake: It's true that this could very easily be fake as things stand right now, but considering Trump's former behavior I'm sad to say I could totally believe all of this.

That's a very bad thing for a president. True or not, it's believable. And yes, all of this is outlandish. But still.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Pff golden showers? Until your head of government is alleged to have fucked a pig you've got nothing on us.

Give it another 15 minutes. 30 tops.

 

[Sulik2]

So at what point does Obama go before congress and say that Trump is compromised and we need to hold a runoff election. This is insane if he is allowed to take office knowing the FSB has dirt on him.

 

[smokeymicpot]

The report suggests they were cultivating him for 5 years.

Oh my god.

If true, OH MY GOD, man.

Does line up with the White House dinner in 2011.

 

[dhlt25]

this is so unbelievable to be true but then again, the whole has been a ridiculous shit show from the start

 

[BlueTsunami]

The bit about using DNC leaks to turn sanders supporters to trump supporters. Wow

They got playyyyed

 

[Lord Frieza]

My cousin who didn't even vote for Trump but is a Repub, said it was just a reaction by the losing side who are still bitter. And Hillary had all kinds of skeletons in her closet to.


I was shocked how if true this means Trump is a Russian stooge.

Also he said we are friends with Russia why would they do this?

Good fucking God. Talk about a Euro-Asia to East Asia swap ripped right from the pages.

 

[Dyle]

See you guys on the other side

America was nice while it lasted

 

[djplaeskool]

Holy.



Shit.

 

[AndyD]

Arrgh, unless there's a second source to corroborate things this is going to be really easy to dismiss, and not exactly unfairly.

Neither of those is a critical mistake, though. one is a difference in spelling and pronunciation between Russian and English language and the other one is just a summary description, I imagine one might say the same thing about Martha's vineyard, a playground for the American rich, when in reality it's not a playground and regular people can live there.

 

[Not]

I hope the Religious Right sleeps well at night.

They'll just falsely compare him to Bill Clinton. That's literally all that they need to wipe the whole thing away in their minds.

 

[radios shipping overview]

shit sounds fake as hell...also Trump is a germophobe....so why would he let prostitutes pee on him?

The document said the women put on a golden shower "show", so presumably Trump was, uh, sitting in a chair and observing.

 

[Palette Swap]

I'm going to be petty as fuck, but I'll own it: why didn't Comey do a press conference to let the public know they were looking into allegations that Trump's campaign was in contact with Russia?

"We're investigating whether this candidate could be blackmailed by a foreign power with a golden shower video in its possession"

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

shit sounds fake as hell...also Trump is a germophobe....so why would he let prostitutes pee on him?

Golden shower show in FRONT of him. Not ON him. Also, don't try and tell me wealthy people aren't out there doing a ton of weird fetish shit.

 

[Kathian]

Skimmed through the report. There is lot more interesting stuff than golden showers in it.

Some provable stuff as well with the Prague claims too I think.

 

[BronsonLee]

The document said the women put on a golden shower "show", so presumably Trump was, uh, sitting in a chair and observing.

CIRQUE DE PISS

 

[teiresias]

Trump voters literally voted to instill traitors at our highest levels of government and lead the executive branch.

 

[Kifimbo]

Skimmed through the report. There is lot more interesting stuff than golden showers in it.

Yeah. Like this.

Trump lawyer Michael Cohen met secretly with Kremlin officials in Prague Aug 2016, according to the report.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Lost in the pee shuffle:

https://twitter.com/Karoli/status/818968474374373376
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen met secretly with Kremlin officials in Prague Aug 2016, according to the report.

 

[Neuromancer]

So.... remember what they did to Bill Clinton for sleeping with an intern?

 

[VeryGooster]

No, YOU like golden showers!

 

[BossDarkseid]

Pff golden showers? Until your head of government is alleged to have fucked a pig you've got nothing on us.

*a dead pig getting facefucked by a future PM.

Although Trump will probably run Cameron close

 

[Lovely Salsa]

There it is. All these reports coming out is what most of us already knew

Who cares

Trump will be president

 

[manakel]

Oh my god. I've never been happier to follow a thread on NeoGaf from the beginning. Please please please let this be true and strike him down.

 

[Betty]

That's uh, quite an update.

 

[TAJ]

Hey, remember when conservatives were using this type of thing as an excuse to keep gay people out of government jobs?

 

[giga]

Lost in the pee shuffle:

Says who?

 

[Alebrije]

 

[Stead Fast]

Pff golden showers? Until your head of government is alleged to have fucked a pig you've got nothing on us.

It does make you wonder what May, or Johnson, or even Farage will 'accidentally' leak about their kinky shit. They do seem to like to parrot their new best bud across the pond.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I need an expert report from R. Kelly

 

[Boke1879]

Yea the piss story is there to embarrass him. But there is a lot of treasonous activity in this report imo.

 

[Darkgran]

If this is true Trump must absolutely not become President.

 

[MIMIC]

This shit is so disturbing. In both alternatives, this country is doomed. It's true and Russia is blackmailing the U.S. President. It's false, and the intelligence communities are at war with the President (and leaking this was just the start of it)

 

[btrboyev]

There can't be any way this is legit is there? If so, there is no way he can be president.

 

[Markitron]

Is this really going to make a difference? Nobody seems to care about the horrible things he says/does, I mean he could wear a hat to his inauguration that said 'BvS was better than Civil War' and still nothing would be done.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

You want to know why Trump was so scared looking when he won?
It's because he knew he was compromised.