Good lord.
Why are you forced to have 2 head-sets? Why would you insist on having a separate headphone anyway? Why are you assuming the phone app isnt some non-intrusive app that stays in your pocket as opposed to something you constantly have to baby-sit? What if there's additinal functionality that makes this available on phones instead of the console itself more practical?
We can assume all sorts of possible answers regarding how this is all gonna work but we. Dont. Know.
So why not wait till they straight up tell us what's going on, instead of drumming up the Nintendoomed defcon5 song and dance?
I literally explained why you would have to have two headsets - in the scenario where the player plays the game while using headphones to listen to the game (headset #1, connected to the Switch) AND wants to play online while chatting with friends (headset #2, on connected to your phone). Unless you believe Nintendo is somehow piping the audio from the game to your phone somehow,
that player has to use two headsets.
Being on a separate device is inherently intrusive. Want to invite another friend? Whip out the phone. Want to jump into match in a different game? Gotta pull up my phone. Text chat? Phone. etc.. They are necessitating the use of two devices. Even if it's only briefly, that is still one more device than I've ever had to use. It's inconvenient.
Additionally, you haven't answered what players without supported smart devices are supposed to do. iPhone or Android set too old? Have a Windows device? No smart phone at all? How does this help
those players?
And again,
there's still no reason for this to not be on the console itself in addition to the app, rather than just one or the other. If someone wants to use their phone, fine, knock themselves out. But why on earth should this bar me from the simpler and more convenient solution that has worked for over a decade? I can already send my Xbox friends messages, manage groups, check what friends are doing, and even buy and download games, control my Xbox One, and more through my Xbox app on my phone. Even some features that are outright better on my phone as well as some minor conveniences only available there. On the desktop equivalent I can even party chat. And yet I can still do all of that on my console itself as well.
Let's not dismiss criticism as "Nintendoomed lol" either. That's not a good look. And as far as waiting for them to explain, well they've already done that what, three times now? Once during the show and twice by Reggie? And every time the scenario seems pretty unambiguous? Look, I'm holding out hope this is all some crazy misunderstanding. But the system releases in a month and a half and they've talked about this all multiple times now. If this is just a misunderstanding it's one of the most catastrophically bad cases of miscommunication I've seen, and an absolute blunder on Nintendo's part. So it doesn't seem reasonable to expect that to be the case. But then goddamn do I hope it is.