Did you know 65% of the world is lactose intolerant?

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or you can buy lactose free milk labeled as Lactaid

more and more lactose free options are now available than ever before in the dairy section,

I'm not a huge milk drinker, but yeah, lactaid milk tastes exactly like regular milk (as it should, because it's just milk with the enzyme added).

Pills are the answer to everything else.
 
Neither is hybridization of plants such as bananas or ruby red grapefruit.
"Natural" is a bullshit, arbitrary term.

I agreed that using the term "unnatural" was not the correct term. I was too lazy to come up with a better term, and instead explained how it could be deemed unnatural.

Being able to digest milk in adulthood is scientifically a mutation.

Depending how it is used, mutation can carry just as much negative connotations at unnatural.

People are getting hung up on a word in a lighthearted, joking thread.
 
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Thank God I'm not one of those 3 out of 4. I'm going to drink a whole bag of milk now to celebrate.
Also I'm going to buy a bunch of Crispy Crunch chocolate milkshakes.
 
Lactose intolerance really only affects your ability to drink liquid milk. Other things like cheese and yogurt are fine. So yeah, they just don't drink it.

Lactose intolerant person checking in. Without taking pills, I cannot drink milk or eat ice cream, yogurt, or much sour cream. Hard cheese doesn't seem to bother me, or cheese on pizza, etc. But anything liquid or creamy and I have very uncomfortable cramps. Thank God for Lactaid, but even then I just generally avoid that stuff except for special occasions.
 
Lactose intolerant person checking in. Without taking pills, I cannot drink milk or eat ice cream, yogurt, or much sour cream. Hard cheese doesn't seem to bother me, or cheese on pizza, etc. But anything liquid or creamy and I have very uncomfortable cramps. Thank God for Lactaid, but even then I just generally avoid that stuff except for special occasions.

There's actually a lot of hard cheese that is 0% Lactose for whatever reason (Cabot comes to mind), unless you study the packaging you'd never know.

But yeah, as a lactose intolerant person too, it doesn't matter if it's liquid or solid, you can either digest it or you can't. Maybe the lactose content is lower in some solid dairy due to how it's prepared/cooked, which allows your body to pass it before it becomes a problem.
 
Lactose intolerance varies but mainly means you don't have enough lactase enzyme to break down lactose and so you get gassy and may get diarrhea or indigestion. Anything that has lactose can trigger you, but generally things that are fermented have much less lactose and are less likely to set you off. You can get supplements to help with this and they are pretty cheap and at least some people claim that unpasteurized "raw" milk has additional enzymes making it easier to process (I have not seen wide support for this claim though). In rarer cases you can have an allergy to milk proteins in which case even taking a lactase supplement won't help. It's estimated between 1 and 4% of Americans have a milk allergy.
 

35%. Don't move that number up. I am lactose intolerant as well as my son. My wife who's family is from Amsterdam is not. Most people of color are lactos intolerant. I hate milk and most dairy products. They taste and smell nasty.

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Yes ... the second darkest color still includes countris with 40% tolerance

...and I am in a place with the darkest color and I have vampire white skin =P
 
Only lactaid in my house.

I only eat icecream if I don't have work the next day in case of bubble guts. Nothing worse than having to deal with the runs on a train.
 
Vanilla soy boy here.

I love dairy but haven't been able to drink liquid milk for years without having explosive diarrhea. Ice cream and cheese are fine in moderation though.
 
I used to drink almost a liter of milk a day. Now a gallon per week is enough but I can't live without my milk.

On the other hand my brother wonders how something 'so awful' transforms into something as good as cheese.
 
Yeah, I knew this.

Look at a map and you will see.

Most people live in and are natives of Africa or Asia, so you can expect by default most human beings will be lactose intolerant.

Only in (particularly non-Mediterranean) Europe, and to a lesser but appreciable extent, parts of Siberia and Central Asia did lactose tolerance throughout the lifespan really take off, nowhere moreso than the British Isles, the Low Countries, and Scandinavia, which is the only reason why North America has a similarly low rate of lactose intolerance.

By the way, this map is likely wrong about South America and certainly wrong about Iceland, which has a low rate of lactose intolerance.
This thread seemed completely insane until this post, I live in the UK and I don't know a single person who is lactose intolerant.

Fucking love milk, usually drink 2-3 pints in a week.

Yeah, completely plausible, but you live in the only corner of the world where that's really a thing, and even then, only amongst the indigenous population.

Milk is love, milk is life.

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