Muffin1611
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Buy a math book and bring it with you next time. Then question them about vector calculation. Let's see how they like that.
Groups of kids are evil
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clockworkinyou
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Escalate things much or just can't read? Did he say anything about murder? Get your head checked.
Alpha= not being bothered by little kids?
Marky Mark
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One of those pressurised water bottles would be good instead. Your just run past and squirt the little shit in his god damned little face.
Chuckie
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Ros8105
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The situation the OP described wouldn't bother you a little bit?
It's so funny when I hear them making jokes about being fat when I'm on my way to the gym, hahahaha, those kids !
Why don't you laugh with them OP, huh ? Getting insults thrown at you is always hilarious.
sixteen-bit
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"group of kids i see on my daily run, welcome to your tape"
lvl99 Pixel
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I mean they can be....
but you sure you didnt just have like, a really funny way of running?
but you sure you didnt just have like, a really funny way of running?
FalsettoVibe
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How old are you OP?
Billy_Pilgrim
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They probably filmed you and snapchatted it all to their fellow kid buddies, laughing mercilessly at how uncouth and uncomfortable you looked. Within their group you're now a meme, wanker man, the very epitome of that which they wish not to be when older.
Marky Mark
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Billy pilgrim dropping MOABs.
Now that's pretty good dark humor.
Also OP why didn't u just walk over and ask " Care to share the joke?" . I mean isn't that the obvious response? Unless you live in a dangerous neighborhood where kids carry weapons.
They "laughed with malicious intent" I feel like your injecting yourself into this.
Why would it bother you what some random 10-year-old thinks of you? Honestly asking here.
No they are dumb kids that don't even have the balls to say something. Hell we don't even know if they are laughing at him.
Was expecting the giggling kids actually did something to you to prompt this post. Groups of kids do way worse shit than giggle at people passing by, I know I did. I was expecting you to say they set up a trap for you like a minefield of steaming piles of dog shit for you to step on or something even more sinister.
If it bothers you so much, next time you see them, ask them what their deal is?
If it bothers you so much, next time you see them, ask them what their deal is?
Stallion Dan
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Date their mums and remind them you're gonna fuck their mother again that night everytime you walk past.
Alligatorjandro
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Throw a water balloon at them
Thats a great way to get your car potentially keyed.
JimmyRustler
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It's not just kids. Hive-Mind is real.
I remember back in school there was a group of dudes and one of them said some shit to me, being cool in front of his friends. I just shrugged it off and kept walking.
Jokes on him was that I knew him though and we were taking the same bus. So one day I just exited the bus with him a couple of stations later, walked up to him (now alone) and was like.... Jo, what was that the other day?
The guy almost shit his pants right then and there. Never heard some stupid shit from him or his friends after.
I hate people with group balls.
My cousin used to be notorious for tracking people like that down. Had some crazy stories. People with group balls are such pussies when confronted alone.
I remember back in school there was a group of dudes and one of them said some shit to me, being cool in front of his friends. I just shrugged it off and kept walking.
Jokes on him was that I knew him though and we were taking the same bus. So one day I just exited the bus with him a couple of stations later, walked up to him (now alone) and was like.... Jo, what was that the other day?
The guy almost shit his pants right then and there. Never heard some stupid shit from him or his friends after.
I hate people with group balls.
My cousin used to be notorious for tracking people like that down. Had some crazy stories. People with group balls are such pussies when confronted alone.
outunderthestars
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Seriously? OP, I think you are projecting a bit. Deal with whatever insecurities you have or else adult life is going to be very challenging for you.
Ros8105
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This is true. It would still bother me a tiny bit, even though it shouldn't.
Ziltoidia 9
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Then this is the film sequence for you: https://youtu.be/a3aEND9NS5w?t=57
Gabriel_Logan
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Yeah until they go and call the police and claim you waived a gun at them.
veryslowhand
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OP, do you usually feel like random people talk or think about you?
Nollemaster
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This is what I feel too in the end but it just makes me angry that this stuff even happens. They could have been laughing at someone that was overweight like someone here mentioned or anyone who is in a bad place mentally.
I know I was young too once and this is what kids do and I have probably done this myself but I just needed to vent.
MsKrisp
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Run in the other direction OP, encountering children in the wild is almost as dangerous as finding rabid raccoons
Especially if they get their group balls, apparently
Especially if they get their group balls, apparently
This reminds me of that John Mulaney bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3466z8Xsf0
Imperfected
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Have you considered running over and just punting one in passing? Kids are surprisingly puntable.
George Oscar Bluth II
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Fuck London school kids. They are some of the worst.
Dynamite Shikoku
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flash them
Mammoth Jones
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Got a gang problem in my area. I don't even look at kids. Don't need them running to big bro/older members starting shit.
They can say whatever the fuck they want. Unless they lay hands on me, my wife or my kid we ain't got no problems.
They can say whatever the fuck they want. Unless they lay hands on me, my wife or my kid we ain't got no problems.
One Eyed Willy
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If by "alpha males" you mean, stable-minded adults, sure.
triplestation
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Buy a heavy machine gun
TheCthultist
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Yeah. Sorry, but I'm seriously having trouble seeing the problem here. Kids laugh at anything that strikes them as funny. Same as adults. They're just more honest about it and less likely to stop laughing just because what they find funny is staring back at them.
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