Groups of kids are evil

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Kids can be pretty vicious. From the age of about 14 to 16 I was a real piece of shit myself. I grew out of it thankfully, a lot of people don't though.
 

Sandoval

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Just stop for a minute and lay out how fucked their lives will be when they take on student debt, take a job that offers a hair above minimum wage, live at home because they can't afford rent, watch their parents become old and unfirm, and eventually live to see their low wage job made obsolete by a computer. Have fun while you can, kids. Life won't be pleasant.
 
You know what to do

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Lurch666

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I'm over six foot tall with long hair and dress my way instead of normal and most group of kids feel they can shout abuse at me.I'm used to it since it's happened all my life and they are just kids BUT it's also annoying since they can get away with saying/doing anything but if I did retaliate I would be in the wrong.

AND THEY ALL KNOW THAT-so I get where the op is coming from.I never say or do anything because I figure that's what they want.Something to enliven a dull day.

Anyone who says he's overreacting has never had a lot of crap shouted at them by kids.
 
It'll hurt them more if you just pretend they don't exist.

On the other hand you can always jog said path again dressed up as Pennywise the clown, just don't forget the balloon.
 

zeemumu

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I...I don't think I've had experience with this. Whenever I go running and pass people, I usually just say "Morning/afternoon/evening" and they respond the same way, and if there's a group of kids they split so I can move through and go back to what they were doing.
 

Lkr

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"Malicious intent"

They're kids giggling. What do you think they are laughing at you about? There's so much projection in this thread, it's incredible.
 
I'm over six foot tall with long hair and dress my way instead of normal and most group of kids feel they can shout abuse at me.I'm used to it since it's happened all my life and they are just kids BUT it's also annoying since they can get away with saying/doing anything but if I did retaliate I would be in the wrong.

AND THEY ALL KNOW THAT-so I get where the op is coming from.I never say or do anything because I figure that's what they want.Something to enliven a dull day.

Anyone who says he's overreacting has never had a lot of crap shouted at them by kids.

Define your way for me. A fig leaf?

Anyway watch out for those kids, I was out with some of my friends once, and one friend thinks he's a hard man despite not really being a hardman. And anyway we were walking in two groups, so I was with this girl and we were walking up the street, and passed a group of youths (age about 13-15) anyway, we get past them no worries, as I'm not a confrontational guy on the street.

Anyway so they pass us, but my friend who thinks he's hard man, and our other friend who eggs him on I guess, they must of shoulder barged these kids or some such, and I turn around, and he's getting his ass kicked by a bunch of 14 year olds, like a few punches to the face. All those kids were on speed and coke I reckon, cos they were making zero sense when I turned around to see what's up.

But you can't really fight back against a bunch of 14 year old jackals on speed, you just gottah fend them off lol. Thankfully I think some of the bouncers in the nearby club bailed my friend out or at least deescalated the situation. Man that shit was so funny. There was talk of me not getting involved, and I'm like, "dude they are 14 year olds, I'm not going to beat on a 14 year old as part of supposed Friday night fun"

Fucking hysterical at the time though.

One of the worst things is when they are on bikes, and theres like a whole bunch of them closing you in on their bikes lol. The trick is to show absolutely no fear.

Oh god, and sometimes they will try to talk to you to see if you can handle some shit, in which case you must engage your verbal tap dancing skills.

I'm a master of getting out of dodgy situations, so I think it's just whether you're going to piss your pants or not personally.

I got tips for handling black people on the street if you are scared of black people too.
 
Anyone who says he's overreacting has never had a lot of crap shouted at them by kids.
Or they've come to terms with the fact that thats just how kids are and have moved on. Yes, it doesn't feel great being laughed at, no one's going to deny that. But these are KIDS. If they find something funny, they're going to laugh. Suck it up and continue on with your day. I can understand if its someone whose never dealt with kids before or if this was the first time its ever happened, but OP has specified that it happens quite often. Gotta thicken your skin a bit or the day when an adult starts laughing at you shit's really going to hit the fan.

"Malicious intent"

They're kids giggling. What do you think they are laughing at you about? There's so much projection in this thread, it's incredible.
Apparently I was too stupid to remember the word "projection." That was exactly the sentiment I wanted to get across earlier and could not for the life of me come up with the word.
 
From the title I was expecting Children of The Corn the thread.

I think the word in this case is annoying. And yes, they can be. Easiest thing to do would be to run somewhere else.

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Aselith

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This is why adults leave porno mags out in the woods so that the kids become adults faster. Go buy a box of Hustlers and leave them out where the kids hang out so that they can discover their budding feelings or whatever.

Playboy is lame so don't be lame and get that.
 

FreeMufasa

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Define your way for me. A fig leaf?

Anyway watch out for those kids, I was out with some of my friends once, and one friend thinks he's a hard man despite not really being a hardman. And anyway we were walking in two groups, so I was with this girl and we were walking up the street, and passed a group of youths (age about 13-15) anyway, we get past them no worries, as I'm not a confrontational guy on the street.

Anyway so they pass us, but my friend who thinks he's hard man, and our other friend who eggs him on I guess, they must of shoulder barged these kids or some such, and I turn around, and he's getting his ass kicked by a bunch of 14 year olds, like a few punches to the face. All those kids were on speed and coke I reckon, cos they were making zero sense when I turned around to see what's up.

But you can't really fight back against a bunch of 14 year old jackals on speed, you just gottah fend them off lol. Thankfully I think some of the bouncers in the nearby club bailed my friend out or at least deescalated the situation. Man that shit was so funny. There was talk of me not getting involved, and I'm like, "dude they are 14 year olds, I'm not going to beat on a 14 year old as part of supposed Friday night fun"

Fucking hysterical at the time though.

One of the worst things is when they are on bikes, and theres like a whole bunch of them closing you in on their bikes lol. The trick is to show absolutely no fear.

Oh god, and sometimes they will try to talk to you to see if you can handle some shit, in which case you must engage your verbal tap dancing skills.

I'm a master of getting out of dodgy situations, so I think it's just whether you're going to piss your pants or not personally.

I got tips for handling black people on the street if you are scared of black people too.

Bless us
 
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Whenever I'm walking my dog and I run across a group of kids, one invariably says "I like your dog."

And I say "thanks!"

Fucking assholes being all judgy when nobody asked.
 

slider

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Kids can be shits obviously. I'm probably a little too mature (yeah, that's the label I'm gonna use) to be beefing with kids. But there's a line. Thinking back to the rare occasions I have been triggered and one was some racist slurs thrown at a friend (as we were actually walking into his flat) and the other, more recent, was some prick knocking into my baby's pram and he didn't even have an apology in him.

Think it's only a matter of time until I get a kicking!
 

X-arlo

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You should role play a comeback with your best mate to build up confidence. Careful though, the role play may get too real...
 

Sylas

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I got tips for handling black people on the street if you are scared of black people too.

Wtf.

Kids can be shits obviously. I'm probably a little too mature (yeah, that's the label I'm gonna use) to be beefing with kids. But there's a line. Thinking back to the rare occasions I have been triggered and one was some racist slurs thrown at a friend (as we were actually walking into his flat) and the other, more recent, was some prick knocking into my baby's pram and he didn't even have an apology in him.

Think it's only a matter of time until I get a kicking!

If kids are being racist you tell them to shut the fuck up. That's pretty simple.
 

Aiustis

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Kids are just like adults except waay more honest and open.

A kid laughing at me has never hurt my pride.

The only time I got pissed was when I was riding my bike and one threw a bottle at me. It was the hood so I just told him his mom was a ho and world was going to be a better place when somebody shot him (it was the hood so probably true).
 

slider

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If kids are being racist you tell them to shut the fuck up. That's pretty simple.

Erm, yeah, of course. Or am I missing some meaning in your post??

The area he lived in was pretty bad for that kind of thing so, whilst I wasn't physical, I did make my presence felt and, well I can't quite remember but told kid to "watch it".
 

Snagret

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In my earlier twenties when I was smoking weed and my hair was longer, I used to get stoned and go on bike rides. When the wind gets in my hair it blows it up and makes it curly, and my eyes were all droopy and dark from the weed. I rode past some teenagers who laughed at me and said I looked like Napoleon Dynamite. It sent me into an anxiety spiral and I rode home and buzzed my hair off.

These days I probably would've just laughed and agreed with them. Kids are just kids, no reason to put more stock into what they say about you than anyone else.

Jesus christ, how did I miss that post. wtf...
 

dave is ok

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Drink some beers and set off a bunch of firecrackers in front of them and then pull out your cellphone and call the cops and say a bunch of kids are setting off firecrackers and drinking in the woods.
 
Good friend of mine came back from a 4 week vacation a few days ago and went to the gym in the evening. While he was training someone stole his bike.

The next day he was looking for the bike in the area and found a group of fours kids (12-14yo) who where in the middle of painting the bike black.
Took a lot of self control to not beat these fuckers up, according to him.
 
Good friend of mine came back from a 4 week vacation a few days ago and went to the gym in the evening. While he was training someone stole his bike.

The next day he was looking for the bike in the area and found a group of fours kids (12-14yo) who where in the middle of painting the bike black.
Took a lot of self control to not beat these fuckers up, according to him.
Did he take the bike back?
 
How will you deal with me? I must know

Well since so many of you guys are after my secret sauce, I suppose I could get into it.

I mean if you have that fear of a black man unconscious paranoia that is. But what I found is that all you need to do is lock eyes with said black man, I don't know if it's me but I also found a black guy will also look back at me upon my initiating eye lock. This may sound long winded but this all happens casually within a few seconds mind you.

Once you've established eye lock, all you simply need do is give them the head nod and a small smile and from what I've found, they will do the same thing. Acknowledging your fellow human beings out there in the world is appreciated and goes both ways.
 
Well since so many of you guys are after my secret sauce, I suppose I could get into it.

I mean if you have that fear of a black man unconscious paranoia that is. But what I found is that all you need to do is lock eyes with said black man, I don't know if it's me but I also found a black guy will also look back at me upon my initiating eye lock. This may sound long winded but this all happens casually within a few seconds mind you.

Once you've established eye lock, all you simply need do is give them the head nod and a small smile and from what I've found, they will do the same thing. Acknowledging your fellow human beings out there in the world is appreciated and goes both ways.

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Lets be real, some kids can be dicks it depends on how they're raised and the friends they keep. I had some laugh at me for running back when I was fatter but it's not enough to deter me unless they started to follow me and throw rocks or something (which I've witnessed some that do)

Save yourself the trouble and find a new place to run.
 

Numb

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I'd give you the business..👊
I'd just make you a meal..

Well since so many of you guys are after my secret sauce, I suppose I could get into it.

I mean if you have that fear of a black man unconscious paranoia that is. But what I found is that all you need to do is lock eyes with said black man, I don't know if it's me but I also found a black guy will also look back at me upon my initiating eye lock. This may sound long winded but this all happens casually within a few seconds mind you.

Once you've established eye lock, all you simply need do is give them the head nod and a small smile and from what I've found, they will do the same thing. Acknowledging your fellow human beings out there in the world is appreciated and goes both ways.
Who told him our nodding secrets!
 

ZOONAMI

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So I just came back from a nice run in the woods and just before I got home I ran past a group of kids who were eyeballing me the entire time I was in sight (probably in the age range of 10-14). When I walked right past them they starting giggling with obvious malicious intent while keeping eye contact with me the entire time.

So I go for runs a couple of times a week and this actually happens quite often (them calling you names when you walk by or just laughing at you, as mentioned above). I usually ignore such things and keep on running but it gets my blood boiling.

For some reason when little kids get together in a group they form this evil psychopath hivemind kind of thing. I can handle myself pretty well but such kids make me feel like a total loser because you can't just flip the bird at them.

So is this a battle that can't be won or is there a perfect way to get back at such kids?

Eh, if they are teenagers I'd say you can flip the bird at them and tell them to shut the fuck up and mind their own. I'd probably say something along the lines of, you really think it's cool to hang out in the park and fuck with people? Y'all a bunch of losers. Go smoke some weed or something.
 
Well since so many of you guys are after my secret sauce, I suppose I could get into it.

I mean if you have that fear of a black man unconscious paranoia that is. But what I found is that all you need to do is lock eyes with said black man, I don't know if it's me but I also found a black guy will also look back at me upon my initiating eye lock. This may sound long winded but this all happens casually within a few seconds mind you.

Once you've established eye lock, all you simply need do is give them the head nod and a small smile and from what I've found, they will do the same thing. Acknowledging your fellow human beings out there in the world is appreciated and goes both ways.

This is a good approach.

Is it the grimace smile though?
 
Eh, if they are teenagers I'd say you can flip the bird at them and tell them to shut the fuck up and mind their own. I'd probably say something along the lines of, you really think it's cool to hang out in the park and fuck with people? Y'all a bunch of losers. Go smoke some weed or something.

Yeah and 5 minutes later you're in a fetal ball whilst getting the shit kicked out of you by 7 screaming youths whacked out on goofballs. All whilst your girlfriend is watching and screaming at them to stop hurting you.
 

ZOONAMI

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Well since so many of you guys are after my secret sauce, I suppose I could get into it.

I mean if you have that fear of a black man unconscious paranoia that is. But what I found is that all you need to do is lock eyes with said black man, I don't know if it's me but I also found a black guy will also look back at me upon my initiating eye lock. This may sound long winded but this all happens casually within a few seconds mind you.

Once you've established eye lock, all you simply need do is give them the head nod and a small smile and from what I've found, they will do the same thing. Acknowledging your fellow human beings out there in the world is appreciated and goes both ways.

Yep if I make eye contact with literally anyone I do a slight head nod and usually whoever it is does the same. Usually men though. I think women just get confused but I sort of do it as a way of saying shit sorry for looking at you and making eye contact.
 
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