Jesus... please tell me I'm just an idiot and BestBuy isn't more fucking horrible than I thought.
Just bought an S8 at full cost since they kept fucking up the contract version. Just got home, and turned on the device. It's asking for a password. I haven't set ANYTHING up - especially not a password.
Seems someone else already used this phone... but it had all the plastic and stuff still on it, so I'm hopeful I'm just dumb.
I'd call Best Buy