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Going Too Far In Taking Free Condiments?

I don't eat condiments, because I don't want to pollute my body, which is amazing.

If I did eat condiments I would take exactly the amount I needed, no more and no less.

If I saw someone taking too many condiments, I wouldn't judge them because I'm a good person unlike the OP.
 
I run a buffet at a country club every weds and a BBQ every friday night.

It's not technically all you can eat, but we have reservations and always prep our food according to the numbers.

When you fill your plate with more than 10 oysters and leave the seafood bar barren, of shrimp you piled onto your plate and have a soup bowl filled with cocktail sauce, you're a greedy piece of shit that needs to fucking hold it.

When you take the tongs and take all the avacados out of the Avacado chicken leaving it just chicken, you're a fucking scumbag.

When you take all the strawberries off the fruit platter and leave none for anyone else you need to choke on a fork.

When you keep asking for more than two pieces of "Thick" cut prime rib or rib eye...you can go fuck yourself.

I've heard "Just like a buffet in hong kong" more than ten times and I start to panic.

I use to work at Old Country Buffet..the amount of food people would take is insane. We use to have a guy who came in and would take the entire PAN of bacon every single Sunday. Load it ALL onto his plate!

I hate people who take a plate full of food, eat one bite and throw the rest away...

Or people that are too stupid to realize if you put ice cream in a cone, you cannot turn it upside down to dip it into the sprinkles.. There are spoons there for a reason...

I liked the cooking part of the job, only worked in front a few times and hated every second of it.
 
I don't eat condiments, because I don't want to pollute my body, which is amazing.

If I did eat condiments I would take exactly the amount I needed, no more and no less.

If I saw someone taking too many condiments, I wouldn't judge them because I'm a good person unlike the OP.

Glad you're not judgey.

I had a friend that was pretty addicted to those bisuits for a while OP. Watch out.

The $1 sausage biscuits are also pretty good. Not as good as McD's even as they're the same price.
 
I used to take extra Taco Bell sauce until my grocer started carrying these:

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