Tell me a story

Length & content don't matter. It doesn't even have to be true.

Will edit with some of my favorites:
Once upon a time, there was a person who wanted to do a thing. However, there were obstacles between this person and achieving their goal. Through hard work, friendship, and a bit of luck, the person managed to achieve their goal. The end.
I begin tucking my son into bed and he tells me, ”Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, ”Daddy there's somebody on my bed."
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I had a bike once, it's not here anymore.
Dad says practicing in the pond out back will help me get over my embarrassment of swimming in public. The people at the bottom stare so much, though.
Typing this while driving to work. While some may consider it a distr
 
I begin tucking my son into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
 
I'm not allowed to have my own cell phone so my dad forced me to use his phone number. My dad has a steam too and uses the same number. today my brother used my dads account and cheated and now my main account is VAC banned. It's true and here is proof, my father will now write too:

Hello I'm the father and what my son says is true, he did not cheat, it was his brother on my account. Please unban him valve

sincerely the father


Pls unban
 
Once upon a time, there was a person who wanted to do a thing. However, there were obstacles between this person and achieving their goal. Through hard work, friendship, and a bit of luck, the person managed to achieve their goal. The end.
 

5taquitos

Member
I begin tucking my son into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
Too good.
 

Reverend Funk

Comfy Penetration
I'm not allowed to have my own cell phone so my dad forced me to use his phone number. My dad has a steam too and uses the same number. today my brother used my dads account and cheated and now my main account is VAC banned. It's true and here is proof, my father will now write too:

Hello I'm the father and what my son says is true, he did not cheat, it was his brother on my account. Please unban him valve

sincerely the father


Pls unban
Same
 
I begin tucking my son into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

you startled me a bit there with your choice of words
 
Once there was a young prince whose father, the king of the East, sent him down into Egypt to find a pearl. But when the prince arrived, the people poured him a cup. Drinking it, he forgot he was the son of a king, forgot about the pearl and fell into a deep sleep.
 
Dad says practicing in the pond out back will help me get over my embarrassment of swimming in public. The people at the bottom stare so much, though.
 

ReAxion

Member
a friend of mine shared this:

I don't normally post personal/serious stuff on here, but something really scary happened this weekend that I feel like I need to share.

A group of us went rafting on what we thought would be some pretty tame rapids. I have an old old raft that's been patched/painted/abused

but I assumed it'd be fine for what we needed.

At the river entrance, we meet another group of rafters, end up chatting and having a few beers with. They seem cool.

They've got a ridiculously nice raft... GoPro/GPS, coolers, etc. You could live on this thing.

At this point my friends are all busting on me about my shitty raft and these new people we just met join in too. Awesome.

Anyway, we get ready to shove off, and the new people (who were just making fun of my raft) now tell us they're actually overloaded

And want to know if this guy James can jump in our raft (we're all planning on stopping in the same spot).

Im leery about the whole thing. The dude seems kinda twitchy & I just wanted to have a fun day with my friends without a stranger around.

Oddly none of my friends have any issue with it. I try talking to a couple of them and they dismiss it so I think Im just being paranoid

Against my better judgement I say it's fine, he can come with us.

We shove off, somehow James ends up in the front of the raft (with me) where he's got a lot of control over where we're going. Not good.

You can probably guess where this is going.

We're 30 mins down the river, and suddenly we're in WAY rougher shit than we thought we'd be and this dude's making everyone nervous.

He's yelling at us about who should be paddling, acting fucking crazy and generally acting like he owns my raft.

I'm getting ready to pull a mutiny and toss this fucker in the river, but before I can, he steers us over a ledge...

nosedives into a whirlpool and FLIPS THE FUCKING RAFT.

Now we're all in deep shit trying to grab onto each other and swim for the shore.

That's when I realize two of my friends are still under the raft. I bob back towards the raft and start blindly reaching under it.

Eventually I grab an arm and pull. Thank fucking god, both of my friends come out from under the raft. They're fine.

We make it back to shore but it was sketchy as hell and genuinely scary.

Once everyone is accounted for, we look around and this dude is GONE. He made it to shore and booked into the woods.

The whole thing was insane and scary and you should never let someone you don't know into your raft.

I guess the moral of the story is
that my friends would rather drown in a river than find out who I got in my mocked raft.
 
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