Markitron
Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
The Premier League peaked at Costa vs Skrtel.
Nah it was when DiCanio pushed that ref and it took him about 3 minutes to actually fall over.

The Premier League peaked at Costa vs Skrtel.
/s? Anyway had to go back and watch that chelsea barca highlighta again. Ramirez's goal is so underrated (and the Lampard reverse pass that took out 4 Barca players; sublime assist):
Zlatan just said hes back at Utd
Ben Dinnery, CEO of Premier League Injuries Ltd, said: "Recovery from this type of injury will typically take between 9-12 months.
"Probably closer to a year, and ordinarily it wouldn't be career threatening.
"Surgery success rates are good, however, given that Zlatan is now 35-years-old, it's unlikely he'll play again at the highest level.
"Although he may choose to end his career with a season in China or the MLS."
He's fucking back after 4 months.
From April:
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...hester-United-Knee-Meniscus-Cruciate-Ligament
4 days ago he posts this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvzkQhYW-e8
Ibra ain't human man.
He's fucking back after 4 months.
Ibra ain't human man.
Ref deserves a red for that shit, clear simulation. Disgusting.Nah it was when DiCanio pushed that ref and it took him about 3 minutes to actually fall over.
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I doubt the credibility of the rumour but it's too fantastic not to post.
https://twitter.com/Mercado_Ingles/status/900445607441178627
Zlatan is back!
CL draws are today?
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Zlatan is back? Fucccccck yeah.
In other great news I got a bar of chocolate in work the other day and it has some Cadbury prize code. Finally entered it
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Cadbury, pls.
Zlaten hold up play with Lukaku. Fuck.
I love when they showed the banner on television and didn't realize what it said.
I think he did also, but was often played with Rooney and both were trying to drop off rather than push the line and both couldn't keep up with the other players.Am I the only one who thought that Zlatan actually slowed down United last season, and was part of the reason why they got so many draws?
Obviously hes still a very good player, but he shouldn't be getting games ahead of Lukaku or Martial/Rashford
Sorry to say but I don't see City putting three past Begovic.
Am I the only one who thought that Zlatan actually slowed down United last season, and was part of the reason why they got so many draws?
Obviously hes still a very good player, but he shouldn't be getting games ahead of Lukaku or Martial/Rashford
Am I the only one who thought that Zlatan actually slowed down United last season, and was part of the reason why they got so many draws?
Obviously hes still a very good player, but he shouldn't be getting games ahead of Lukaku or Martial/Rashford
http://www.croydonguardian.co.uk/sport/football/15493098.Allardyce_questions_Crystal_Palace_target___s_omission_from_Liverpool_squad/?ref=rss
You're not the only one who questions that bullshit Big Sam. If you don't want the guy, let him go then. If Klopp let's Phil back into the squad after what he's done, I can't take that him seriously.
So excited He's back. Does this count as Mo's 4th signing or we still expecting a winger on deadline day.
Clearly, Ronaldo, Griezmann or Bale will be flying in on deadline day #BigBossEdWoodward
Being reported Van Dijk met Chelsea reps before handing his transfer request . 😂
BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele 120m + 30m add ons. 😂
Chelsea legend Andriy Shevchenko will be performing the draw today.
BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele 120m + 30m add ons.
They are fucking mental. Three quarters of a Neymar.
Watch the lump in his throat as he pulls Liverpools name out.
I want Bayern to be drawn into a tough group! No easy games, want the hard earned games against good teams to prepare us for the R16, QTs and Semis
BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele €120m + €30m add ons. ��
BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele 120m + 30m add ons. 😂
BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele 120m + 30m add ons. 😂
PSG has brought about the Football apocalypse.
Enjoy these last moments lads.
Ideal Neymar replacement in this market, good for him.BeinSports saying Barca have signed Dembele €120m + €30m add ons. ��