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[Antiwhippy]

Am I right in saying that Wardoor has a more substantial endgame than Destiny 2?

Thing is it sounds like you actually want it to end a lot sooner.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Yep, this is a Piranha Bytes game alright

 

[derFeef]

Yep, this is a Piranha Bytes game alright

Gosh I always wanted to play their games in coop
I imagine it would tear a rift through the earth.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Gosh I always wanted to play their games in coop
I imagine it would tear a rift through the earth.

Man
Maaaaaaaaaaaan
Now I want that too

 

[Zaph]

haha one minute into the ql and yup, this is Piranha Bytes af

 

[NumberThree]

Quick Look: Elex


This QL sure starts out strong

That's a B-game-ass B-game

 

[Fantastapotamus]

"That's as plain as a horny troll in your sleeping sac"

Yep, this is a Piranha Bytes game alright

 

[Antiwhippy]

It's like they went out of their way to make the most generic looking videogame ass videogame character conceivable.

 

[Tubobutts]

Thing is it sounds like you actually want it to end a lot sooner.

Did you not watch Giant Bomb’s: The Raid?

 

[swimbuff]

For whatever reason this Elex game makes me want Cyberpunk more. Or maybe it’s this Witcher 3 soundtrack I’m listening to right now.

Edit: how does that jet pack not just set his butt aflame the first time he used it? Seems poorly thought out.

 

[BTA]

Put the GT Sport QL in the background while I work so i can see that wild sportsmanship video.

Jeff did worse on this mission than both chubigans and “Agent Cooper”.

 

[BearPawB]

Gran Turismo Sport is the new hire and Jeff already hates him

 

[derFeef]

edit: whoops wrong video

 

[Fantastapotamus]

For whatever reason this Elex game makes me want Cyberpunk more. Or maybe it’s this Witcher 3 soundtrack I’m listening to right now.

Gothic 3 had a really great soundtrack, still one of my favourite fantasy soundtracks

Edit: how does that jet pack not just set his butt aflame the first time he used it? Seems poorly thought out.

It's not regular fire it's Elexfire. Huge difference

 

[daveo42]

Hmm...stuck looking at an update screen for the past hour with nothing else to do this morning. Kinda sucks cause if I want to browse GAF, I am stuck with mobile only. Hopefully my PC doesn't shit the bed or I'm gonna have a really bad day.

 

[Tubobutts]

Holy fucking shit Ben that Celtics joke was in bad taste

 

[Antiwhippy]

Holy fucking shit Ben that joke was in bad taste

Mmm which one? The celtics one?

 

[OdysseusVA]

Holy fucking shit Ben that Celtics joke was in bad taste

What did he say?

 

[Human Trashcan]

Holy fucking shit Ben that Celtics joke was in bad taste

Context?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Yeah I've seen the whole QL and I can't really fathom what joke you're talking about except maybe the celtics one? Except that's by Jeff.

The joke was jeff saying "And the celtics needed another man after last night." and then Ben wishing him a speedy recovery.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Is Tiamat trying to start beef again?

 

[Tubobutts]

Jeff couldn’t remember if the game had Celtics or Clerics. After finding out it was Clerics he made a joke about Boston Clerics. Ben said “They sure could have used one last night wooooooooohooooo”

A Celtics player broke his leg on live television in such a way that his foot was pointing backwards.

It’s likely that the quick look was recorded before that happened, so I’m sorry if that’s the case, but I was watching live and it was really fucked up.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I thought Jeff made that joke.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Hmmm looking back at it that was said after Jeff started the joke first so eh, it's probably more on Jeff for starting that chain.

But this feels like such a nothing thing.

 

[Tubobutts]

Hmmm looking back at it that was said after Jeff started the joke first so eh, it's probably more on Jeff for starting that chain.

But this feels like such a nothing thing.

It was probably just coincidental bad timing and I overreacted

 

[Antiwhippy]

Things do sound fairly gruesome but seeing that I didn't really follow it I don't really have that much of a reaction to it, so I dunno.

Jeff throws dark man.

 

[MadLaughter]

A mixup about Celtics/clerics leading to a joke about the Celtics needing a cleric sounds hilarious. And I saw that injury.

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Holy fucking shit Ben that Celtics joke was in bad taste

Jeff made that joke.

 

[Wunder]

hope hayward recovers quickly

and yes it was jeff who made the joke

 

[Oakinn]

A quick aside on that Celtic player. Maybe the most calm I've ever seen a dude whose ankle is facing the wrong direction.

I would scream and then pass out. This dude just was like oh man that's bad and laid back waiting for help

 

[Tubobutts]

Jeff made the initial joke about the name confusion but Ben had the follow up about them needing a Cleric last night.

Like I said though it was probably nothing and I overreacted

 

[Aselith]

Jeff made that joke.

This seems like Jason's fault

 

[Wunder]

Jeff made the initial joke about the name confusion but Ben had the follow up about them needing a Cleric last night.

Like I said though it was probably nothing and I overreacted

here's the transcript:

Ben: "One of my main missions, under the 'Campaign of Vengeance' subset"

Jeff: "That's my favourite wrestling pay per view"

B: "Is basically to choose a faction - the berserkers, the clerics and the outlaws... This is the main camp"

J: "The celtics need a guy after last night am i right? hahahaha"

B: "I wish him a speedy recovery"

J: "Current events"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

here's the transcript:

Ben: "One of my main missions, under the 'Campaign of Vengeance' subset"

Jeff: "That's my favourite wrestling pay per view"

B: "Is basically to choose a faction - the berserkers, the clerics and the outlaws... This is the main camp"

J: "The celtics need a guy after last night am i right? hahahaha"

B: "I wish him a speedy recovery"

J: "Current events"

That seems...incredibly mild.

 

[Ashby]

Jeff should be fired for that blunder.

 

[derFeef]

Cancelling my sub.

 

[Wunder]

ok they mention it yet again at 8:50 and this time it was Ben who made the joke but very much just in reference to Jeff's joke 5 minutes earlier.

 

[daveo42]

Ben's not wrong per se. A cleric would have been a big help, but man that was kind of a "holy shit" joke.

 

[MadLaughter]

giving my money to colin moriarty instead

 

[Karspankey]

dun work yourselves into a shit

 

[Kaizer]

giving my money to colin moriarty instead

HE'S THE FIRST VIDEOGAME CRITIC WITH SOMETHING TO SAY!

 

[Tubobutts]

Oh wow I completely spaced out on the first mention where Jeff made the joke first.

I apologize to Ben and now Jeff is the worst.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

The greatest crime that joke is guilty of is not being funny

 

[The Technomancer]

 

[OdysseusVA]

I canceled

Resubbed

And canceled again

 

[Wunder]

what a rollercoaster

 

[SunDimension24]

A quick aside on that Celtic player. Maybe the most calm I've ever seen a dude whose ankle is facing the wrong direction.

I would scream and then pass out. This dude just was like oh man that's bad and laid back waiting for help

I think your body goes into so much shock that you just don't feel any pain. I Fell down some steps the wrong way trying to break my fall and my leg was twisted to the right and one of my bones was close to protruding out of my skin. I didn't feel any pain and just went "that's probably not good". Just called for help and sat there. Now have 10 metal pins in my right leg :/

 

[alr1ght]

that was a Ben tier joke anyways

 

[daveo42]

The greatest crime that joke is guilty of is not being funny

I like Ben, but most of his jokes are guilty of this.

 

[Antiwhippy]

The clerics joke was actually a pretty good pivot from Jeff's joke from my joke analysis.