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The Purity Test
- Thread starter Melon
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I_D
Member
Alright, fine. Two of those are daring.
One of them is fun.
I'll let you decide which is which.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Finally sat down and read all the questions and took the test proper. Obviously, if this is aimed at college-aged kids - I'm not exactly the target demographic.
Score: 20
There were a couple of questions I just had to take at face value though, like:
61. Had the police question you? - Technically yes, as I work for a police support agency. The police question me nearly every day, however usually asking questions about cases not involving myself.
89. Attended an orgy? - I technically have, but only because I was working in the hotel where it was taking place at the time. So while I was in attendance (so to speak) I wasn't participating.
So maybe my score should be higher, but I'm okay with a 20.
Score: 20
There were a couple of questions I just had to take at face value though, like:
61. Had the police question you? - Technically yes, as I work for a police support agency. The police question me nearly every day, however usually asking questions about cases not involving myself.
89. Attended an orgy? - I technically have, but only because I was working in the hotel where it was taking place at the time. So while I was in attendance (so to speak) I wasn't participating.
So maybe my score should be higher, but I'm okay with a 20.
haxan7
Banned
the drugs
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Eh, that doesn't count.
Unless I splattered multiple people with the same load, I can't in good faith check that box.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
It was definitely a weird situation. Like they rented the hotel's conference room, and we were required by contract to go in and check to make sure they had enough filled water pitchers and towels.
So I was in attendance but I wasn't participating. I feel like the checkbox stands in my case.
notkeylime
Spoiler Tag Abuser
Score of 16. 15...what do I do with this information?!
Apparently drug use and criminal acts are holding me back from achieving ultimate enlightenment...
...also I didn't realize that question 69 was the question...I'm a moron... I should be at 15...although an argument could be made that my purity is still a 16 because I didn't even get the question
...also I didn't realize that question 69 was the question...I'm a moron... I should be at 15...although an argument could be made that my purity is still a 16 because I didn't even get the question
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You know what must be done.
Melon
Banned
notkeylime
Spoiler Tag Abuser
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
39 makes me live longer though. I have extensive records.
I_D
Member
Wtf dude? You're fucked up.
<+)O Robido O(+>
Member
39
haxan7
Banned
Hazzard4life
Member
35
