So we love now the prequels or what?
For anyone who’s struggled with isolation or loneliness, this ending is absolutely crushing. It tells those people that no matter what they do, they’ll always be alone; that their closest companions will all die; and through Ben’s absence, that the person with whom they connected most intimately will be straight-up forgotten. It confirms deep, terrible fears. Final images mean a lot, and this final image is damaging and hurtful, made all the crueller because Rey’s passed over in favour of cramming in yet another bit of Star Wars iconography.
These movies are important to people. People identify with and invest in these characters. Maybe we have to “turn off our brains” to accept nonsensical plotting, but it’s a little harder to turn off our hearts.
Earlier in the film, as Rey fights Kylo Ren for control of an escaping transport, she strains, and strains, and strains – and lets out a bout of lightning from her fingers, destroying the transport. It’s a terrifying moment for Rey. She’s suddenly frightened of her own power for the first time, like a kid who accidentally fired a gun they found in the closet. That moment opens up a wealth of possibilities for Rey to develop – perhaps having her grapple with her own dark side; perhaps bringing the saga to terms with the fact that people contain multitudes; perhaps lending some actual balance to the Force. But the lightning’s only significance is as foreshadowing for the big reveal that she’s Palpatine’s granddaughter. That’s emblematic of her entire story in this film: character development walked backwards for an excuse to give fans something familiar and “cool”.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens introduced us to a girl with abandonment issues who put on a dusty old space helmet and looked to the stars, yearning to be somebody. Numerous audience members no doubt saw themselves in Rey. The Last Jedi sent those audience members a message unprecedented in Star Wars: that even “nobodies” can become somebodies – they need only muster the spark to do so. Over-optimistic? Maybe. But in The Rise of Skywalker, anyone who identified with that girl in the desert is outright denied that optimism, told that their importance is pre-defined by a lineage out of their control. And worst of all, in its ultimate cinematic statement, it tells you that you’ll just end up alone anyway.
In another desert.
Surrounded by ghosts.
*Screams in Mustafar_BBQ*No, they are still shit, but you can at least appreciate they actually went somewhere.
*Screams in Mustafar_BBQ*
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Imagine being so sheltered that any time a film has even a hint of tragedy, your whole world falls apart.
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'Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker' Lets Rey Down In The Most Unforgivable Way Possible - SlashFilm
Everything that happens with Rey in The Rise of Skywalker is a fundamental betrayal of a character who means so much to so many.www.slashfilm.com
The death star was 150km dimater at smallest and 900km at largest. Lets say its 200km diameter. if that crashes into your ocean, its not physical possible to view it from one beach only. Its about as wide as the Florida pan handle. In the movie they only showed one beach you are right. but logic dictates that is not possible.
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*Happy Obi face*They are not as bad as the Disney trilogy, if that helps?
But to be a bit serious now - yeah the prequels have their issues, but in the end, they are prime meme quality, especially the campy and enjoyable RotS. You could see that Ian had a blast playing Palpatine and secretly the whole movie is a masterpiece... Well if you cut out the reason why Padme died...They are not as bad as the Disney trilogy, if that helps?
But to be a bit serious now - yeah the prequels have their issues, but in the end, they are prime meme quality, especially the campy and enjoyable RotS. You could see that Ian had a blast playing Palpatine and secretly the whole movie is a masterpiece... Well if you cut out the reason why Padme died...
George right now:I think I love the prequels now...
You don’t know what you had until a completely worthless story is told across 3 Disney movies.
Now it’s marvel. Nothing fucking matters
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The best thing the prequel trilogy gave us was the Clone Wars. I would be down for a live action one, but only with Hayden as the lead. Sorry, i dig him as Anakin, he worked with what he was given and his looks as Anakin can't be copiedThe best thing they can do with the prequels is make a live action Clone Wars style TV series. where you can feel like you actually like Anakin.
The biggest problem with the prequels is that Anakin was always a fucking arsehole, so you didn't care about his (unconvincing) turn to the dark side. The clone wars is a much better take.
You do know that there are planets out there that are thousands of times bigger than Earth yeah?
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How does that change the point that the large Death Star ruble in the ocean should be visible from multiple vantage points?
If a planet is 1000 times bigger than Earth than it won't be visable from multiple vantage points.
#thankyourianjohnson has been trending on Twitter for two days.
It's a cringe-fest of "Thanks for empowering women".
I always loved the prequels not sure bout you guys. Was there in 2002 with my popcorn cheering on Dracula vs Yoda fight just having the time of my life.So we love now the prequels or what?
Your thinking about this way more than the writers. It’s kind of a shut off your brain movie. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!How does that change the point that the large Death Star ruble in the ocean should be visible from multiple vantage points?
I always loved the prequels not sure bout you guys. Was there in 2002 with my popcorn cheering on Dracula vs Yoda fight just having the time of my life.
Prequels are like live action comic strips or cartoons where as ST is like a YA novel
Your thinking about this way more than the writers. It’s kind of a shut off your brain movie. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Fuck Rian Johnson. I hope he never lays another finger on Star Wars ever again.
By having a movie where the new characters are all shoved to the side so that we can ponder Luke for half the runtime? LOL no thanks.TLJ was what was necessary to have Star Wars be meaningful outside of characters related to those in the OT.
Yes peacefully threatening his nephew with endless war while brandishing a sword at him. So peaceful /sThen he has like, the most badass peaceful demonstration ever which is a perfect sendoff for a seasoned hero.
Generally this justification sounds like it came from an elitist douchebagGenerally people who dislike TLJ don’t understand storytelling and themes, or don’t want to accept Star Wars progressing beyond the OT.
Am I the only person who like loves Watto. Criticism of him being a Jewish stereotype flew over my head back then; maybe because he reminded me of the Greek cafe owner boss I had in my teenage years... I thought it was a true-to-life character type and totally made sense. The bit of familiarity made him more enjoyable. He’s a dick — makes him an actually fun character.
I wonder what would be if Jerry Seinfeld was Jar Jar. probably amazing actually.
What is in that movie that could possibly be deserving of so much nerdy, immature vitriol? It just seems like you are using anger as a way to cover up that if you analyzed the film with an unbiased eye, you would find that it tells a great story and is thematically consistent.
TLJ was what was necessary to have Star Wars be meaningful outside of characters related to those in the OT. Luke’s whole arc is about his final deed teaching to Rey that the Force goes beyond the Jedi, so that it is not tied down to old characters. Then he has like, the most badass peaceful demonstration ever which is a perfect sendoff for a seasoned hero.
Generally people who dislike TLJ don’t understand storytelling and themes, or don’t want to accept Star Wars progressing beyond the OT.
"It just seems like you are using anger as a way to cover up that if you analyzed the film with an unbiased eye, you would find that it tells a great story and is thematically consistent."
"Generally people who dislike TLJ don’t understand storytelling and themes, or don’t want to accept Star Wars progressing beyond the OT."
You're not doing yourself any favors here.
As one of the people who really loved Death Stranding I found myself doing this quite a lot when I was having discussions and debates about that game. Making the assertion that other people didn't "get" it or implying that people were too thick to understand the game etc. A couple of times I had typed out replies that I never posted because when I read them back I just sounded like a total asshole.
There's a big problem, I think, when you've convinced yourself that you like a piece of entertainment because you are smart enough to get it. A bigger problem then if you go around acting like you are smarter simply because a movie pandered to that side of you that needs to feel intellectually superior.
The fact of the matter is that the Internet is full of smart, thoughtful and very funny takedowns of TLJ. Sure, there is angry, irrational and poorly thought out criticism too. You'll never be able to get away from that.
The story is poor. It is not thematically consistent. It's the same old narrative and themes from the OT. Just this time it appeals to the ego of people who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.
What's in the movie that is so awesome that you are willing to go as far as to belittle people who don't like it just to defend the film?
Tell you what, the movie can't be that good if the only arguments you have in support of it are ad hominem.
Oh, that's right, we're all dumb and only big brain intellectuals like you can truly appreciate it.
Especially that scene where Luke Skywalker drank milk from an alien tit. Such intellect. Such thematic consistency.
See I disagree with all of this it flies in the face of the history of storytelling and is elitist and patronizing. Storytelling is not a rare thing and to pretend understanding popular stories is some difficult thing is bizarre.When you have an audience as big as Star Wars has, the truth is that most people who watch them don't understand storytelling and themes. This is because it is a relatively rare thing to understand storytelling, you have to spend a lot of time analyzing stories and thinking deeply about them.
See I disagree with all of this it flies in the face of the history of storytelling and is elitist and patronizing. Storytelling is not a rare thing and to pretend understanding popular stories is some difficult thing is bizarre. It’s so weird all the back ending people do to justify TLJ. Like now we are pretending thousands of years of popular myth and folklore never happened LOL
People don’t need a separate class of critics to analyze their stories. That is absurd. First off these are not deep stories TLJ hits you over the head with bludgeoning themes. It’s not that people don’t understand it, it’s that maybe they don’t care. Just putting a theme or moral in a story is not enough. I mean I can write a terrible song that has a theme, doesn’t stop it from being a terrible song. It’s the execution that matter.
I do think people understand these stories it’s why you can make Avengers in the USA and have it make billions all over the world. Nobody needed a critic to explain that to them.Do you think everyone today has a good understanding of why myths/folklore are effective? Not everyone had good literature classes, and not all of those who did chose to pay attention. Maybe Joseph Campbell should've never written anything, because according to you everyone already perfectly understands storytelling
This post is hypocrisy, you just deconstructed a straw man and dodged the issue to attack me and act like you have the moral high ground. This is an ad hominem. Why are you making assumptions about how smart I think I am in relation to everyone based on a reply to an extremely immature post? Do you think "fuck Rian Johnson" is a good critique of TLJ?
When you have an audience as big as Star Wars has, the truth is that most people who watch them don't understand storytelling and themes. This is because it is a relatively rare thing to understand storytelling, you have to spend a lot of time analyzing stories and thinking deeply about them. This is why we have critics. It's even more rare to understand them well enough to be able to create your own good story. This is why people care about good stories and the people who make them.
I wasn't replying to some great critique of the film, I was replying to someone who was extremely angry at the director of TLJ. I hate TROS and think TFA is extremely mediocre, I'm not "angry" at JJ Abrams in the way where I feel some kind of hatred for him and can't actually critique his movies because my hatred for them makes me type meaningless insults instead. I never said everyone who doesn't TLJ doesn't "get" it. I said some people don't get it, some other people get it but don't want to accept it, and there are people who get it but think it's bad.
Then later on you say that the criticisms of TLJ are "facts of the matter". Uh, no they're not. No critique of anything ever is factually smart or funny. My opinion or anyone else's is not a fact of the matter. Asserting that in a post about intellectual humility shows how meaningless your argument is. Why is the storytelling poor? Why is it thematically inconsistent? Can you provide any evidence or are you just proving my point? Also, how is the story the same as the OT? All those factually smart and funny critiques you mentioned would say otherwise. I mean it's pretty obvious one of the big complaints about this movie is that it destroyed Luke's character, the protagonist of the OT (which I also disagree with).
There are a lot of awesome things in TLJ, I love pretty much the entire movie. Poe's intro dogfighting, Paige's sacrifice, Luke's characterization, Rey and Luke's interaction, Luke's philosophy on the force when he's teaching Rey, Poe becoming a leader over the course of the film, Finn becoming the "hero" that Rose sees him as and finding a passion for the resistance, Rose becoming brave enough to save a loved one, Yoda's great dialogue, the throne room scene is the best in the entire trilogy, Kylo offering a new path for Rey but still being a villain in doing so because he also wants destroy the good things the past held, the good art direction shown through the entire film, the final peaceful demonstration of Luke that causes him to become one with the force.
That said, I don't think it's perfect. The casino scene is probably a little too long (but not much, DJ is totally relevant to the themes of the movie and it is necessary for Finn and Rose to bond alone here) and sometimes there is comic relief where there shouldn't be between Hux and Kylo.
See I disagree with all of this it flies in the face of the history of storytelling and is elitist and patronizing. Storytelling is not a rare thing and to pretend understanding popular stories is some difficult thing is bizarre.
It’s so weird all the weird shit people think to justify TLJ. Like now we are pretending thousands of years of popular myth and folklore never happened LOL
People don’t need a separate class of critics to analyze their stories. That is absurd. First off these are not deep stories TLJ hits you over the head with bludgeoning themes. It’s not that people don’t understand it, it’s that maybe they don’t care. Or maybe the themes aren’t as well illustrated as people think.
Also just putting a theme or moral in a story is not enough. You have to make the story enjoyable in some way. Plenty of bad stories out there with themes.
Storytelling is not rare. I never said that. Understanding stories well is rare. So we have critics for some reason, film directors for some reason, authors for some reason, and everyone is just as great as all of these disciplines as everyone else? These implications are ridiculous...
Do you think everyone today has a good understanding of why myths/folklore are effective? Not everyone had good literature classes, and not all of those who did chose to pay attention. Maybe Joseph Campbell should've never written anything, because according to you everyone already perfectly understands storytelling.
I do think people understand these stories it’s why you can make Avengers in the USA and have it make billions all over the world. Nobody needed a critic to explain that to them.
And just straight LOL at you referencing Joseph Campbell, who spent decades chronicling popular mythology and folklore from around the world. I mean if you need any more proof that people around the world have these basic archetypes they understand you couldn’t pick a more relevant person. That’s what he studied.
You don’t need literature classes to understand myth. Again look at thousands of years of popular myth. So many shared themes and archetypes around the world, the commonalities which Campbell himself explored.
It sounds like you haven’t read Campbell past whatever websites are peddling his monomyth as a script writing bible. The thing that makes comparative religion work is people all over the world having almost instinctual understanding of these themes.
"When you have an audience as big as Star Wars has, the truth is that most people who watch them don't understand storytelling and themes. This is because it is a relatively rare thing to understand storytelling, you have to spend a lot of time analyzing stories and thinking deeply about them. This is why we have critics. It's even more rare to understand them well enough to be able to create your own good story. This is why people care about good stories and the people who make them."
Got it mate. Most people who watch them are just dumb dumbs who don't know about good stories and themes.
No like us though, eh? We are super smart and totally understand TLJ on a deeper level.
Remember that time when Luke Skywalker drank green alien titty milk?
That's the kind of storytelling that only us smart people can understand.
Fuckin hell. I laughed so hard at this post mate.
To think you were the one who started off whining about immature vitriol.
One reply and you crumbled like a Rian Johnson plot.
Finally, it’s utterly absurd to lock the supposedly democratic theme of “anyone can be a Jedi” behind some inscrutable media that has to be deciphered by a critic.
It seems that it's apparently controversial among the people in this thread to say that some people understand storytelling better than others. This is such a simple idea to me - since there are hierarchies of understanding regarding literally everything - that I'm just going to agree to disagree with you all.
If a planet is 1000 times bigger than Earth than it won't be visable from multiple vantage points.
What is in that movie that could possibly be deserving of so much nerdy, immature vitriol? It just seems like you are using anger as a way to cover up that if you analyzed the film with an unbiased eye, you would find that it tells a great story and is thematically consistent.
TLJ was what was necessary to have Star Wars be meaningful outside of characters related to those in the OT. Luke’s whole arc is about his final deed teaching to Rey that the Force goes beyond the Jedi, so that it is not tied down to old characters. Then he has like, the most badass peaceful demonstration ever which is a perfect sendoff for a seasoned hero.
Generally people who dislike TLJ don’t understand storytelling and themes, or don’t want to accept Star Wars progressing beyond the OT.
because I'm sure every movie critic has spent much more time analyzing film than I have.
As for Campbell, apparently you think what he studied was completely pointless, since everyone already understood everything about these stories.
This! All joking aside, it's pretty wild when you think about it.
The same people who praise the movie for the amazing theme of "anyone can use the Force" simultaneously big up the movie and proclaim that only smart people can understand it.
yeah, no one understands themes and storytelling except you and Rian Johnson.This post is hypocrisy, you just deconstructed a straw man and dodged the issue to attack me and act like you have the moral high ground. This is an ad hominem. Why are you making assumptions about how smart I think I am in relation to everyone based on a reply to an extremely immature post? Do you think "fuck Rian Johnson" is a good critique of TLJ?
When you have an audience as big as Star Wars has, the truth is that most people who watch them don't understand storytelling and themes. This is because it is a relatively rare thing to understand storytelling, you have to spend a lot of time analyzing stories and thinking deeply about them. This is why we have critics. It's even more rare to understand them well enough to be able to create your own good story. This is why people care about good stories and the people who make them.
I wasn't replying to some great critique of the film, I was replying to someone who was extremely angry at the director of TLJ. I hate TROS and think TFA is extremely mediocre, I'm not "angry" at JJ Abrams in the way where I feel some kind of hatred for him and can't actually critique his movies because my hatred for them makes me type meaningless insults instead. I never said everyone who doesn't TLJ doesn't "get" it. I said some people don't get it, some other people get it but don't want to accept it, and there are people who get it but think it's bad.
Then later on you say that the criticisms of TLJ are "facts of the matter". Uh, no they're not. No critique of anything ever is factually smart or funny. My opinion or anyone else's is not a fact of the matter. Asserting that in a post about intellectual humility shows how meaningless your argument is. Why is the storytelling poor? Why is it thematically inconsistent? Can you provide any evidence or are you just proving my point? Also, how is the story the same as the OT? All those factually smart and funny critiques you mentioned would say otherwise. I mean it's pretty obvious one of the big complaints about this movie is that it destroyed Luke's character, the protagonist of the OT (which I also disagree with).
There are a lot of awesome things in TLJ, I love pretty much the entire movie.
Poe's intro dogfighting,
Paige's sacrifice,
Luke's characterization, Rey and Luke's interaction,
is ridiculous and immature. Something I expect from a high schooler, not a grizzled war veteran.Luke's philosophy on the force when he's teaching Rey,
Literally didn't happenPoe becoming a leader over the course of the film,
Finn becoming the "hero" that Rose sees him as and finding a passion for the resistance, Rose becoming brave enough to save a loved one,
Yoda's great dialogue,
Absolutely not. The throne room scene was silly. Killing Snoke was a dumb move, and it made the knights of Ren . look weak and the first order incompetentthe throne room scene is the best in the entire trilogy, Kylo offering a new path for Rey but still being a villain in doing so because he also wants destroy the good things the past held,
That said, I don't think it's perfect. The casino scene is probably a little too long (but not much, DJ is totally relevant to the themes of the movie and it is necessary for Finn and Rose to bond alone here) and sometimes there is comic relief where there shouldn't be between Hux and Kylo.