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Heinz Hummer

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Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?
 
Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?

What is the difference between a Belgian and a Cleveland Steamer?

Asking for a friend
 
Yes. He was charging the same price for straight sex...as he was for a
Turkish Snow Cone.

Oh, yes. He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...as he was for a Portuguese Breakfast.

Do you really think he was the gigolo with the most below?

I had breakfast in Lisbon once and it was amazing. They make the best pastries I've ever seen... especially one called pastel de nata, which is an egg custard covered in cinnamon. Portuguese breakfast is truly outstanding!
 
It's $5 to touch it while I touch my toes, $6 to touch it while I touch your toes, $10 for a bj, $12 for a hj, $15 for a zj
 
I had breakfast in Lisbon once and it was amazing. They make the best pastries I've ever seen... especially one called pastel de nata, which is an egg custard covered in cinnamon. Portuguese breakfast is truly outstanding!

Don't you try to bullshit me with your lies!
 
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Heinz Hummer? The guy who invented hummer cars and mayo?

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I did! It was very busy of course so I got my pastries to go. The nearby castle was a bit underwhelming but wow... the cathedral was stunning.

My avatar is of a castle in Sintra, which is a short train ride from Lisbon. I chose it because it was the only non-pornographic image I had on the hard drive.
 
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