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1st World Covid problems: Haircut @home

Well...I tried having my wife try cutting my hair at home since the barbers are all on lockdown.... it looked like shit so I just shaved the whole fucking thing off.

thoughts?


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Well...I tried having my wife try cutting my hair at home since the barbers are all on lockdown.... it looked like shit so I just shaved the whole fucking thing off.

thoughts?


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Bald, problem glasses... all you need now is the beard, and your transformation will be complete.

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Looks good. (As long as there is no pedo-duckface or pedo-beard that we don't see on the picture:) )
Also, get LASIK or contacts.
 
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Hard to say when we can mostly only see the top of your head, OP, even if I understand privacy concerns.

That said, I'm sure it looks good, and much better than a botched haircut.
 
I have my head the whole time and its great. Only thing is to do it right you need to shave it once every 3 days, some would argue more.

I just let it off for about a week.
 
Well...I tried having my wife try cutting my hair at home since the barbers are all on lockdown.... it looked like shit so I just shaved the whole fucking thing off.

thoughts?


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Not everyone can wear bald. You are not one that can. But thanks to Covid you will have ample time to grow it back. :)
 
When everything kicked off and I knew we were entering lockdown I went to my local barber and was 'Grade 1 all over'. I do have a beard trimmer that I could use in a pinch if it starts to get out of control, but I might just order in a cutter from Amazon if push comes to shove. I was tempted to shave it (wouldn't be the first time, I quite enjoy going full Shaolin every few years) but it's turning a bit nippy here in the UK at present and as I like to sleep with the window open I can't be going to bed having to wear one of these monstrosities: -


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I mean if the vampires are sneaking in at night to drain my Covid Free Blood I don't want them thinking I'm a fucking fashion disaster and posting pics on their insta-feeds you know. That would be mortifying 🤔
 
I feel you OP. I'm a clean cut guy, likes to get it done once a month to keep it short. Depending on how long this goes on I might use this as an excuse to grow my hair out again like high school and get my mid life crisis going.
 
I feel you OP. I'm a clean cut guy, likes to get it done once a month to keep it short. Depending on how long this goes on I might use this as an excuse to grow my hair out again like high school and get my mid life crisis going.
Name doesn't check out.

I need a cut myself but I got a big bulb head, don't want to mess with it myself.
 
Yeah I have a pair of buzzer(hair clippers, whatever) and just shave my head every 6 weeks or so. Been doing this for the last year, pretty much
 
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Well it's not like I'm going out anyway so I'll just let them grow for now.

When i was teenager I always wanted longer hair as a fan of metal so might be time to fullfill that dream now :D
 
Last week I went from long-flowing locks to a #1 buzz cut all over. It feels nice but I had really nice hair so I'll be growing it back out during this time.
 
Ahahahah amateurs!!!!!! I had long hair down my back when I was 21 then went to a buzz cut. Had a buzzcut all the way to 37 because it's so practical, easy, and I can do it on my own!!!!!

Haven't gotten an actual haircut in over a decade from anybody other than myself.
 
The amount of money people spend on haircuts and other vanity services is nuts. I know plenty of people who spend $20-$30 every week or 2, and that adds up fast. A $30 haircut every two weeks is $780 a year. If it's that important to you, then by all means.
 
The amount of money people spend on haircuts and other vanity services is nuts. I know plenty of people who spend $20-$30 every week or 2, and that adds up fast. A $30 haircut every two weeks is $780 a year. If it's that important to you, then by all means.

I usually do 3 on top two on the sides to get mileage out of the cut. I usually average a haircut every month and a half.
 
Got my hair cut about 4 days before lockdown. So I should have the rona in less than a week now. But I'll have good hair 🤡
 
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