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Elder Legend

Elder Legend

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It has been on my chest for a very long and I've decided to be finally brave and let everyone know that I am excited to be free and come out and let everyone know who I am.

I have realize that I identify as a Toyota Corolla. "Beep" "Beep"

Thank you for making me feel safe, be brave and let the world know your true identity!

Anyone excited for next gen racing games?
 
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Elder Legend said:
It has been on my chest for a very long and I've decided to be finally brave and let everyone know that I am excited to be free and come out and let everyone know who I am.

I have realize that I identify as a Toyota Corolla. "Beep" "Beep"

Thank you for making me feel safe, be brave and let the world know your true identity!

Anyone excited for next gen racing games?
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Its the beepers always looking for attention.
 
i'm a motherfuckin Attack Helicopter and i won't ever change :mad: like me or suck me
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Elder Legend said:
I have realize that I identify as a Toyota Corolla.
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Good for you. Now Don't forget to take your meds.

On a serious note. I feel lucky to have the privilege of growing up in the 80's. Simpler times. Only two genders to relate to. If you were a boy who didn't like rock music, you were gay. If you identified as a tree you kept it to yourself or were commited to treatment in a psychiatric institution. Teenagers respected their elders and the authorities. Noone needed safe spaces. And last but not least, no fucking influencers.

Good times.
 
i was actually thinking about making a separate thread for toyota corollas where only toyota corollas get to post, it would be an area just for toyota corolla healing
 
Elder Legend said:
It has been on my chest for a very long and I've decided to be finally brave and let everyone know that I am excited to be free and come out and let everyone know who I am.

I have realize that I identify as a Toyota Corolla. "Beep" "Beep"

Thank you for making me feel safe, be brave and let the world know your true identity!

Anyone excited for next gen racing games?
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*buffs Elder Legend's bonnet*

edit - holy ship I forgot how good this song is, those <insert instrument> solos are amazing!
 
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triplestation said:
just because one corolla got totaled doesn't mean all of them get totaled

get a life
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I see your a corolla owner.
My first car, bought it for $500 it was a piece of junk. Never said the all were but mine definitely was, leaked oil, no AC and the windows wouldn't roll down or up since they got stuck halfway up/down.
I loved it since it was my first but looking back it was a deathtrap .
 
my first car was a shitty kia, radiator blew and i slammed into a tree without a seat belt

snapped my ankle right in half, hours of surgery and months of rehab
 
There is a corollaphobic tree on my property that dropped a big ass limb across my Corolla's hood this weekend. Let's get a Twitter mob together to have it cancelled by a licensed and insured arborists.
 
Elder Legend said:
It has been on my chest for a very long and I've decided to be finally brave and let everyone know that I am excited to be free and come out and let everyone know who I am.

I have realize that I identify as a Toyota Corolla. "Beep" "Beep"

Thank you for making me feel safe, be brave and let the world know your true identity!

Anyone excited for next gen racing games?
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Is this you, OP?
 
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It's ok OP, this joke thread probably has roots in a genuine wish to come out, but fear justifiably prevents you from being genuine in such a harsh arena as GAF.

Just to be clear, I am perfectly fine if you prefer dick. It's a valid choice.
 
I'm very sorry to hear that, as a cyclist I cannot tolerate such behavior.

What kind of trans does that make you? Manual or Automatic?
 
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