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[cryptoadam]

I will start a gofundme lol. I meed a scorpion transforming chair

 

[Cunth]

I'll get the jaws of life

 

[GAMETA]

Ever heard of working, motherfucker?

 

[Nikana]

.... The fuck is that

 

[King of Foxes]

Can you switch to standing desk or its just a seat?

 

[Birdo]

Was expecting this:

 

[JORMBO]

You can get one for free if you join the Brotherhood of Nod.

 

[DESTROYA]

Was expecting this:

Of course you were

Chair looks like it'll end up killing you if you piss it off.

 

[Keihart]

Looks expensive and shit, not necessarily shit expensive but i'm sure it is.

 

[Jooxed]

 

[teezzy]

Lol yea half my living room came off the side of the curb but I'm buying you a scorpion chair... ya okay

 

[Rentahamster]

I have one of those.

You can rent mine for one million USD per hour.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I have one in great condition. I'll give it to you for free. But there's a slight problem. I accidentally shit myself in that chair. It might need a good wash.

 

[frostyxc]

I will start a gofundme lol. I meed a scorpion transforming chair

Start a GoFundMe? Why deal with those techno fascists? Get yourself on OnlyFans and put that ass to work, girl!

 

[EverydayBeast]

I will start a gofundme lol. I meed a scorpion transforming chair

 

[bender]

 

[MetalAlien]

Still better than flying.