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This is epic! I'm glad CDPR spent the time and effort to put a literal who e-celeb in the game instead of doing more important things! Can we get pewdiepie in next? Let's try our hardest, reddit!!! Imagine pewds and wholesome 100 keanu chungus in the same game!!!

 

[Joyful]

literally who

 

[Cato]

literally who

Who is Alanah Pearce and why should I care if she is in a game?

 

[Yoboman]

Western devs got a real talent for uglifying women

 

[TonberrysKnife]

Who?

 

[Krappadizzle]

I wonder if we'll see Angry Joe in their. He's been a CDPR stan for a long time.

 

[Digity.exe]

Western devs got a real talent for uglifying women

Seriously, she looks terrible haha.

 

[Pejo]

Hilariously they shrunk her bust (from the real human person). Probably to meet some sort of agenda driven quota.

 

[kretos]

OMG now i have to buy this game

 

[Dr Bass]

That's cool and all but it doesn't quite flatter her. Regardless, good for her. Would be fun to be in a game like that.

 

[R6Rider]

Don't really care, but her arm things look neat. I hope character customization offers plenty of options similar to that.

 

[Sleepwalker]

I wonder if we'll see Angry Joe in their. He's been a CDPR stan for a long time.

Imagine being able to murder Angry Joe in a videogame.

 

[SkylineRKR]

Pansexual box is checked

 

[Plies]

Wow, this made me cancel my pre-order.

 

[FranXico]

They already got Keanu Reeves, mate. Who cares about this girl?

 

[jaysius]

literally who

Overhyped simped out Tuber that promotes pretty much anything she gets for free... so like any other youtuber.

 

[brap]

Holy heckerino they put the soylent guy in the game too!!! What will CDPR think of next??

 

[Vtecomega]

You have to be fucking kidding me....of all the people to put in this game, they put a feminazi ign editor.

 

[Yoboman]

Unrealistic and sexist body:

 

[TexMex]

Didn't think she could get more annoying.

 

[Plies]

Where can I buy her bath water?

 

[brap]

Unrealistic and sexist body:

Bros... I'm feelin it...

 

[SCB3]

Ok, and now has lost the right to criticize or review the game in any way in my opinion.

Seriously how can you not be biassed towards a company if they put you in one of their games, there's no journalistic integrity there now

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Lol devs love sucking upto these "journalists." Used to be sending them $150 ultimate editions or a special edition console, now they are putting them in their games.

 

[Vaelka]

Western devs got a real talent for uglifying women

In fairness, I think that realistic models based on real people tend to look either really bad or at least a little bit derpy.
The female characters in general in Cyberpunk aren't ugly.

This model kinda looks it was inspired by her but it doesn't look as good as she does really.
I am happy for her tho she seems like a genuine fan and I think she's generally a good voice in the industry. She doesn't cause drama and seems genuinely excited about games, that's a lot more than you can expect for most game journalists or former game journalists.

 

[Freeman76]

Mass Effect did this as well with an IGN bird. Celebrating these punks who get famous for sitting on their arse is pointless as far as I'm concerned. Great role model for kids...dress like an anime character, play games all day, get rich. Inspirational (lol)

 

[teezzy]

Alanah is chill. I dont fuck with a lot of streamer types, but I dig her output.

Super hot too

 

[bender]

I wish I was beautiful.

 

[SEGA_2012]

I was considering buying this game. Not anymore. $60 saved.

 

[Liamario]

As long as I can kill her in the game.

 

[rofif]

E-celeb?
I can't stand her... and her REAL clickbait insights into video game industry and annoying thumbnails. A big nope for me

 

[TGO]

Unrealistic and sexist body:

Make-up does wonders these days

 

[xrnzaaas]

That character model needs a bigger chest... but oh right, you can't go too crazy with the feminine looks.

I wonder if we'll see Angry Joe in their. He's been a CDPR stan for a long time.

You done fucked it up with this quest.

 

[Krappadizzle]

You done fucked it up with this quest, dude.

Corpo Commander and his evil DLC practices will be a mini-boss.

Ok, and now has lost the right to criticize or review the game in any way in my opinion.

Seriously how can you not be biassed towards a company if they put you in one of their games, there's no journalistic integrity there now

It's not like the woman works for a news outlet. She does YT shit with Funhaus which is mostly bit-piece comedy and gameplays, not reviews for major news outlets.

Make-up does wonders these days

You really trying to pretend that she's not attractive there stud muffin?

 

[SidViscous]

Glad they removed her trans insensitive mammaries, but CDPRR or whatever they are called (I dont play games due to my crippling depression) still need to publicly come out in support of killing J K Rowling before they get my money.

 

[DJT123]

Yeah, I hate this pandering, and most celebs of any sort, let alone "e-celebs." I know CDPR are gonna deliver w CP tho.

 

[Dick Jones]

The character model looks more like the actress in 24

 

[TGO]

You really trying to pretend that she's not attractive there stud muffin?

In that picture? Yeah I'd check her out.
But I already know what she looks like the other 90% of the time.
Like I said make-up does wonders.
Unlike the early 2000's, today every girl can look good with the make-up they use, even the Goofy looking Geeky girl from highschool can be a stunner these days

 

[The_Mike]

That's only because she has sex with pans right?

I wonder if we'll see Angry Joe in their. He's been a CDPR stan for a long time.

"wake the fuck up samurai, we got more games to get angry about"

 

[Jaguar Victory]

I'm happy for her. That's a great honor and she's a cool chick. I'd love to be in the game

 

[turtlepowa]

That ingame picture... Druckman approved for sure.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

For a second I thought they hired the former pornstar who went by that name. Damn!

 

[O-N-E]

Bros... I'm feelin it...

Thread backfired.

 

[veterangamerUK]

Is it meant to look like her?!

 

[Mistershine.]

Screenshot looks like more of an Alan than Alanah

 

[brap]

Thread backfired.

How so? It's still stupid to put an e-celeb in the game no matter if I want to turn her face into a Krispy Kreme or not.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[kingwingin]

Holy heckerino they put the soylent guy in the game too!!! What will CDPR think of next??

What in the fuck is this shit. I'm not watching that idiots video but this can't be true

 

[The_Mike]

I'm happy for her. That's a great honor and she's a cool chick. I'd love to be in the game

I also liked her when I saw her in Funhaus. But after Bruce left I quit watching Funhaus, and after Alanah Pearce claimed she was an sjw pansexual I lost everything for her.

 

[veterangamerUK]

Screenshot looks like more of an Alan than Alanah

Probably gender fluid to tick boxes