who’s already drunk?

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Hahaha thats not me....... Id of backflipped to the register like a alcoholic fonzy.
Like, to anyone who's ever been in that situation, you have to recognize the sheer skill. This man is functioning at the outer limits of human capability, to keep standing and accomplishing things, despite being that drunk.
 
Like, to anyone who's ever been in that situation, you have to recognize the sheer skill. This man is functioning at the outer limits of human capability, to keep standing and accomplishing things, despite being that drunk.
I once fell outta a min cab in uk after long session at cider house n managed a backroll onto feet lol i was impressed.... Cops were not
 
Old friend got me the chardonnay I like and a copy of Animal Crossing. Started drinking the chardonnay and trying to find something decent to watch on TV but all that's on is that dreadful Christmas Story.

Last year they had a Die Hard marathon but this year it's 24 hours of fucking Christmas Story.

Am I the only person who can't stand that movie?
 
I've been drunk for the last 24 hours, minus the 6 I was sleeping. I've only got 8 cans and 4 bottles of wine left. Gonna need some more to get through the day.
 
It's just gone 10am in the UK and I'm about to eat smoked salmon and bucks fizz. I'm on my way to a boozy Christmas
 
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