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The Drunk GAF Containment Thread

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Am I the only one getting gay sauna ads on GAF?
Are we fucking Icelanders now? Are we fucking Finlanders now? Waarom?
 
Fucking white people latching onto every trend that did not originate in their own culture nd then claiming that shit as their own. Modern version G E K O LO N I S E E R D
 

Miyazaki’s Slave

Gold Member
I'm getting wasted as we speak. I just want to finish the night with gash and a kebab and it'll be a good night. Fuck
I guess you are at a discotheque slamming cheap pints, going to bang some wretched thing in a back alley or a stall....no door of course, then hit up a chippy for the kebab?

Take a picture every 30 minutes to let us know how your night progresses :messenger_smiling_horns:
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
I guess you are at a discotheque slamming cheap pints, going to bang some wretched thing in a back alley or a stall....no door of course, then hit up a chippy for the kebab?

Take a picture every 30 minutes to let us know how your night progresses :messenger_smiling_horns:

Good morning.

I was out with my wife and our friends. Got the kebab, but nothing else as we both practically passed out as soon as we got home.

We're too old for all nighters 😭
 

Miyazaki’s Slave

Gold Member
Good morning.

I was out with my wife and our friends. Got the kebab, but nothing else as we both practically passed out as soon as we got home.

We're too old for all nighters 😭
Damn it...I was trying to vicariously live through your social escapades.

Glad you made out the other end none the less!
 
I love drinking and living life.. I truly do.

But it feels like everything else gets in the way.

Am I ahead of my time or simply a psychopath?
You're far from a psychopath or a sociopath. I actually know someone who is both. And trust me, these people have four different personalities like a quattro formaggi pizza. You do not want to befriend such a person because it's not going to end well. Ask yourself, do you think you belong in Arkham Asylum. Probably not. No fucking way,

I drink during the day. What is coffee for some people is alcohol for me. I do my best work intoxicated (or high). It's basically water to me. It's my fuel.
 
Day drinking is the best

I sometimes start drinking at noon, smoke a bit of weed alongside it and eventually pass out at 6

Good time times.
It's a necessity for anyone that over thinks.

People drink coffee in the morning but can they live without it, before heading out to work? No, they cannot. Which makes them no different than being a junkie in my book.

Everyone's got their own thing to keep em' going.

I wouldn't do it of it had a negative effect on my work but it excels my work (flow) and it kills my negative thoughts, helping me.focus on the problem at hand.

You just need a breath mint.
 
Shit, fuck. I'm out of juice.

First the liquor and then the whiskey.

Bottle of wine is last resort but I'm going to wake up with tectonic plates shifting in my head on a Sunday.
 

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Haven’t had a drink in two weeks, been trying to cut back. But hey, it’s Saturday, so I’m gonna party a bit.

And by party I mean drink and play Silent Hill 2. 🍻
 
I haven’t been drunk in so long that I’ve forgotten what it feels like but I don’t think I could handle SH Tank Controls while drunk. Low dose edibles though? I think I’d just be too scared to do anything.
Sounds like recipe for disaster but it depends what sauce you are on. Don't play Gran Turismo that's for sure.
 

MrMephistoX

Member
I wonder if my decision making in Overwatch changed if I were stoned. Fuck me, I hate that game sometimes. It's like a very shit version of Team Fortress 2.
You could be like me I got stoned the weekend Concord came out and posted here in a very “leave Brittany alone!” esque manner about how much I loved the game when in reality it was probably just because it was SLOOOOW so I was able to be halfway good at it while “stoned” which to me is like 5 mg of THC and CBD only on weekends.
 

Calico345

Gold Member
I sit here, wallowing in the muck and the mire and the stink of my personal video game journey. I've been gaming for decades, dammit...

*shakes fist angrily at sky*

Decades, I tell you!

But this, this vapid corpo shalloware is killing me. It is abysmal. Or perhaps I am just the dinosaur, and the extinction event is the greed and monetization and piecemeal content sale of the hobby and entertainment pastime that we once loved...
 

Calico345

Gold Member
I have a question, if I may please ask.

I like to post here only when I'm not sober, with the exception of this post lol.

But I am usually feeling the effects of a green substance other than alcoholic beverages. (I do indeed enjoy those too.) How much leeway, latitude, wiggle room, etc. do we have as far as terms or phrases we can use to describe that green stuff? I respect the rules and don't want to get in trouble or cause any problems. Thanks for any help you can offer.
 

nightmare-slain

Gold Member
When my parents die within the next 5 years or so.

I'm going to commit suicide

Literally, the only two people that have given a shit about me and cared for me, to this day. There is no other reason to exist but for them.
I'm half way there. I can kinda understand how you feel. My remaining parent is my best friend and I'd be lost without them. Many times I've thought I'd probably kill myself when they die. I've been suicidal in the past and the only thing keeping me from attempting it was knowing how much pain it would cause them. If they are dead then that makes it easier.

I have a question, if I may please ask.

I like to post here only when I'm not sober, with the exception of this post lol.

But I am usually feeling the effects of a green substance other than alcoholic beverages. (I do indeed enjoy those too.) How much leeway, latitude, wiggle room, etc. do we have as far as terms or phrases we can use to describe that green stuff? I respect the rules and don't want to get in trouble or cause any problems. Thanks for any help you can offer.
i don't know how free we are to discuss other drugs and i'm in no position of authority. you'd need to get hold of a mod or summon EviLore EviLore to answer that.

what i'd say is that you're definitely welcome to post here when high. i think it's safe to say that you don't need to be under the influence of alcohol to post here. if you're high then you're cool. but that's just me (y)
 
I'm half way there. I can kinda understand how you feel. My remaining parent is my best friend and I'd be lost without them. Many times I've thought I'd probably kill myself when they die. I've been suicidal in the past and the only thing keeping me from attempting it was knowing how much pain it would cause them. If they are dead then that makes it easier.
You know all to well. It's also ironic that I can give good advice in these matters to other people but when it comes to me, I discard myself like I don't exist. 🚮
 
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