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[ForAcademicPurposes]

What in the McGuffin is this?

Wtf is that!? Shit I'm drunk again,got a day off tomorrow so had myself an edible now too to get the buzz going.but Holy shit maybe it can make my wife's blow job game even better haha

Some kind of blowjob trainer device.

 

[Hunter 99]

Some kind of blowjob trainer device.

Great minds my friend

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

But... why is the guy using it too?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

This page needs a tune.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

5 hours of iceberg.

Suit up and grab your popcorn and space nachos.

 

[Hrk69]

5 hours of iceberg.

Suit up and grab your popcorn and space nachos.

Thank you. I need something to watch during my Football Manager sessions

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

No problemo.

 

[badblue]

What in the McGuffin is this?

Looks like a device thats supposedly is for exercise but is really for giving better head. Blue shirt guy gets it.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm so tired of Dak Prescott, man.

He'll woo you against bad or average teams, but fails every time versus quality opponents.

The Cowboys are lost.

 

[V1LÆM]

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[Artoris]

I'm so tired of Dak Prescott, man.

He'll woo you against bad or average teams, but fails every time versus quality opponents.

The Cowboys are lost.

If you put chocolate on a wheat biscuit it will taste better and the Cowboys know that

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Yoda is like a mixture between Bruce Lee and Confucius

 

[Hrk69]

 

[Hrk69]

 

[West Texas CEO]

The Signal with Lawrence Fishburne is such an underrated sci fi flick.

watching it right now on YouTube for free.

 

[West Texas CEO]

The Signal with Lawrence Fishburne is such an underrated sci fi flick.

watching it right now on YouTube for free.

And the music during the ending sequence..

 

[ahtlas7]

Can you contain a drunk gaffer?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

What's the country with the best boobs to ass ratio?

Mate, I am going.

 

[V1LÆM]

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[ForAcademicPurposes]

Ed, Edd, n Eddy (brrr yeah) was the shit! Rolf was my favourite.

A better show by a margin but difficult to explain why we loved it, and why it was possibly the best show on CN.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm browsing IKEA at the moment. I'm hoping that they've upped their chair game.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

Is a good movie

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm hoping that they've upped their chair game.

No, they haven't

Norwegian Swedish troll hunting motherfuckers

 

[West Texas CEO]

Downtown life is best life..

But only on Saturday.

 

[badblue]

What's the country with the best boobs to ass ratio?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

When I was a young padawan, I rented Species from the video store. Not once, but twice. You know, the one with Natasha Henstridge. Only, I used to pronounce it Spekkies, like Trekkies.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I get it.

‘Blair Witch’ actress Heather Donahue quit acting to grow pot | CNN

In 1999, Heather Donahue was unexpectedly catapulted to stardom as a co-creator and costar of the indie horror film “The Blair Witch Project” – who memorably filmed herself crying in terror in the genre-breaking flick.

edition.cnn.com

 

[West Texas CEO]

I have a secret ingredient for my fried chicken mixture and it's a little bit of dill.

 

[finalflame]

Well well well, if it isn't alcohol, my old friend

 

[Maiden Voyage]

But... why is the guy using it too?

Any port in a storm

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

USB port

 

[Hrk69]

Gen Z, here they come now (Now)
'Bout to unload rounds (Brrt)
Pronouns (Shit)
Got me like, "Woah now" (Woah)
Homie, let's slow down (Chill)
No need to get so wound (Man)
Ready to throw down (Yo)
If I mispronounce (Thee, them)
Whoops (Sorry), oh wow
Got heterosexuals crammin' 'em down our throats now (He, she, they, them)
Like I'm gettin' snow-plowed

Albums has a lot of bangers

 

[V1LÆM]

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[Artoris]

Any port in a storm

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I took three Valium and had a half a bottle of vodka and in the morning smoked some weed. Does this discount?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Feel like that I have earned enough money irl to play Star Citizen. I am a peasant no more.

 

[Artoris]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I will forever associate this song with Starship Troopers.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I have three Valiums and then an hour later started drinking vodka. Listened to music and then passed out. My roommate came home and woke me up and I went to bed. Woke up out of bed at 9:00 a.m. because I got a phone call and saw that she was passed out with a bong in front of her. She woke up and I partook of some of the bong. Not a bad way to wake up.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I have three Valiums and then an hour later started drinking vodka. Listened to music and then passed out. My roommate came home and woke me up and I went to bed. Woke up out of bed at 9:00 a.m. because I got a phone call and saw that she was passed out with a bong in front of her. She woke up and I partook of some of the bong. Not a bad way to wake up.

This is living

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

join us at triangular earth, we have a point

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[Artoris]

join us at triangular earth, we have a point

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That is one crazy arse video

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

That is one crazy arse video

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

My dinner is Lays Heinz Tomato Ketchup Flavour.

 

[tommib]

Am I the only one getting gay sauna ads on GAF?