kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Constipated? Go to the gym and grow a beard.
WhamBamThankYouMaam
Member
And OF COURSE the plate is in an unmade bed. I bet there are no sheets or anything available.
Trunx81
Member
Well there's intel inside!
Don't want to know how many breadcrumbs are surviving the apocalypse inside his keyboard.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
I do this with my coffee mug. Pansies.
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
I'll take me a solid week. .
Trunx81
Member
Share your wisdom please. I don't see it.
Facism
Member
it's a cutout in the box for you to pick it up.
roosnam1980
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
poodaddy
Member
Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.
I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I was expecting Eva Longoria at first. Still seems like a nice catch, even if it's not her.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Confirmed fake, yet people still repost it like crazy:
Watch Evan Longoria Save A Reporter's Life (But Not Really)
Evan Longoria's heroic moment on camera raises eyebrows and sparks laughter among fans.
www.businessinsider.com
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Trunx81
Member
Did you know that you can break it as well? Don't go to Wikipedia and read about Penile Fracture.
(Although the shark looks more like "TFW you already nutted but she said that you should keep on going")
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Although that's a very keen eye you have and I'm quite pleased having this illusory mystery solved... I will continue to see what my mind initially thought it was.
roosnam1980
Member
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
roosnam1980
Member
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Explain pls mr mansoor
Edit.
That works.
Edit 2 thanks mansoor that pic below killed me
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roosnam1980
Member
roosnam1980
Member
google search mr hands
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Think I'll pass...
poodaddy
Member
Jesus. I thought it was just a muscle, I figured it can tear but I didn't know it could fracture. Terrifying stuff. It's weird how one of the most blissful activities can lead to so much pain.
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Gladly I don't need Mario reminding me to wash my foreskin
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
All the damn time. Out loud. Even when shopping and shit. Hermit Habits.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
roosnam1980
Member
is he related to mr hands?
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
64gigabyteram
Reverse groomer.
Grildon Tundy
Member
The power of nerve-endings
