Constipated? Go to the gym and grow a beard.
And OF COURSE the plate is in an unmade bed. I bet there are no sheets or anything available.
Well there’s intel inside!And OF COURSE the plate is in an unmade bed. I bet there are no sheets or anything available.
Share your wisdom please. I don’t see it.I'll take me a solid week. .
Share your wisdom please. I don’t see it.
Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.
I was expecting Eva Longoria at first. Still seems like a nice catch, even if it's not her.
Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.
I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
Confirmed fake, yet people still repost it like crazy:
Did you know that you can break it as well? Don’t go to Wikipedia and read about Penile Fracture.Dude that can hurt so fucking bad. Ever bent your shit shoving it back in? It's fucking nightmarish! I once had my wife fuckin crush my guy when she was riding reverse cowgirl and she got up a lil too high, my dude slipped out and she came down and bent my guy hard.
I don't mind telling you, the session was over and I was trying to hold back tears. Not my finest moment lads, not at all.
it's a cutout in the box for you to pick it up.
google search mr handsExplain pls mr mansoor
Edit.
That works.
google search mr hands
Jesus. I thought it was just a muscle, I figured it can tear but I didn't know it could fracture. Terrifying stuff. It's weird how one of the most blissful activities can lead to so much pain.Did you know that you can break it as well? Don’t go to Wikipedia and read about Penile Fracture.
(Although the shark looks more like “TFW you already nutted but she said that you should keep on going”)
Gladly I don't need Mario reminding me to wash my foreskin
Think I'll pass...
is he related to mr hands?H Horse Detective is that you?
The power of nerve-endingsJesus. I thought it was just a muscle, I figured it can tear but I didn't know it could fracture. Terrifying stuff. It's weird how one of the most blissful activities can lead to so much pain.