Don’t want no short short man.

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Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.

That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold, and below 15% for men 5'8" and shorter.

On the opposite end, men who were 6'5" met the height requirement of nearly 90% of women.


I'm taller than 6'5" but can only attain 90% of women. What are that other 10% looking for?
 


Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.

That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold, and below 15% for men 5'8" and shorter.

On the opposite end, men who were 6'5" met the height requirement of nearly 90% of women.


I'm taller than 6'5" but can only attain 90% of women. What are that other 10% looking for?


Last 10% must be midgets, your poll only goes down to 4'11".
 
I'm only 5'9", but I didn't have much issue talking to women on there. The bigger problem was the activists or fatties that thought they stood a chance. There was one girl who flat out said "you're only 5'9"?" and I was like "bitch, you're 5'2", stfu" :messenger_grinning_smiling:
 
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Often I'm glad that I got married before dating apps were a thing

But as a 6'3" man, I also can't help but think I'd be drowning in pussy these days
 
Anyone would think that despite all the modern feminist bluster, Today's women still want an Alpha Male at their side to take care of them....
 
People are shallow. Basing your preference in men or women on an attribute that they have absolutely zero control over is stupid and I would not want to date someone like that anyway.
 
As a 5'6 I just stay away from dating apps tho would love to go all simp on some nice lady and give foot rubs every day etc
 
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As a gay man I have no dog in this fight but it seems to have made women just as shallow as men geberally can be. Which isn't a good thing for most men lol
 
Im 5'11, don't mind telling women that and it's never been a issue for me (does seem to be a social media thing, hence why you shouldn't touch dating apps) and I've seen guys my height and even shorter tell women theyre like 6'2 even 6'5 and were never questioned.

My point is that these women that say these things are usually pretty dimwitted, so don't be shocked if they don't actually know how tall 6ft is in a guy, especially when they are like 5'2, like how are they measuring from all the way down there.
 
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I've seen guys my height and even shorter tell women theyre like 6'2 even 6'5 and were never questioned.
I believe a lot of these women just put 6ft as a preference because they just follow the herd. If you asked a group of them to each draw a line on a wall 6ft from the ground without a measure many would never get close.
 
Guess i'm in the 60% range. I live in a weird county that has the record for tallest people on average. My girlfriend is 6,1.
 
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I read a few months ago that the most desirable man is over 6 feet, under the age of 45, and makes $100k a year. Less than 1% of all men simultaneously meet all three criteria.
I'm wondering what the percentage of men over 6 foot is in relation to this 60% number.
 
Women are looking for guys well above the average. Tall guys who are ripped as fuck and earn six figures, and need to have DICK. No pee pee allowed, only 12 inch cylinder of flesh. In reality, those guys are a tiny minority. Men however are not allowed to have such demands

It's like me saying I'll never get with a woman who's above a size 10. Also no flat chests and needs to have ass. I'm not into ironing boards and long back chicks.

What's that? I'm body shaming and being misogynistic? Ah, but it's okay if women do it.
 
Women always want someone taller than them. I'm surprised this is news, tbh. I'm over 6ft and can easily think of occasions when it's been commented on as being a good thing, it's so common. Though I welcome the compliments, I do think it's interesting to consider how it feels, as has been pointed out here, to be judged on something you have no control over.

There's intense and well documented pressure on women's appearance and though those pressures are definitely increasing for men, I think it's still far worse for women, but I wonder if there's a bit of a double standard going on here. I also wonder if women realise that height is a sensitive area for some men, arguably most men could be sensitive about it if only 15% of men are 6ft or over (according to Google).

Do men get to list the attributes they think are deal breakers on these sites? I suspect that a man who has a similar rule about women's bodies would find it more easy to discern from a photograph what they're looking for. It's probably harder for a woman trying to judge a man's height from a picture that might be him seated at a table, for example. So maybe that's why the option is there?

I wonder if there'd be more talk of what's important being on the inside, etc. If it was the case that 85% of women were to be screened out by a preference set by men. It's probably also interesting to think about how some men feel completely at ease making their judgement of women's bodies known but feel upset when the same is done to them.

Anyway, that's what I think about this. I'm off to hang out in the 15% lounge with hordes of keen women, all wanting to talk about elite controllers and Starfield with nerds like me. To those that aren't allowed in, my condolences.
 
Back when I resorted to dating apps I put my height as 6.1 for a week just to see what would happen and my matches doubled. I used to have a friend that's lanky as fuck, never kept a job, smoked all the time, was addicted to adderall, but the dude was 6'3" so he had a new girlfriend like every 3 months. I went on a date with a girl who was like 2 inches taller than me and wasn't all that attractive, but made a Freudian slip about Down-dating, and basically just used me as a free dinner.

If a woman ever complains about men being shallow remind her about her monkey brain subconscious association of "Tall = Safe" that makes no sense but she'll adhere to without question.
 
Don't let these numbers unsettle you short kings.
Sure, most women want a strong and tall man who can protect them but confidence and humour will always beat those superficial traits.
 
6,5-6,6 never used a dating app never will. Never had a problem dating however, so maybe that's it.
 
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I'm 6'2 and resemble Ryan Reynolds and I have a medium-large penis. Online dating was easy but I actually grew tired of having to break off women I was sleeping with because they would immediately start to fall in love with me. I realize this sounds ridiculous.
 
Because I googled to see how many men are over 6ft, my phone suggested searching for "why short men are better in bed" which I think tallies with "why larger women are better in bed"

So, that's interesting too.
 
5'8 reporting in. Work on your game. We have to talk our way into the pussy as opposed to you six footers whom the door is wide open upon meeting.
 
My point is that these women that say these things are usually pretty dimwitted, so don't be shocked if they don't actually know how tall 6ft is in a guy, especially when they are like 5'2, like how are they measuring from all the way down there.
You know what? I Think you may be on to something here.
 
Height isn't the magical end-all that some may think. I'm slightly above average, and I'd wager my height played a factor in sexual selection, but you'd still have to put in the work if you want to have a healthy relationship. It might get you in the door, but it won't keep you aboard if you are a douche.

That said, as a younger man, it was nice being able to pick up ladies with relatively little effort. Hell, I'm more lucky that I got to where I did in my life with no unwanted pregnancies or STD's.

I think a bigger point of contention in the dating market is why do SO many people across the board have insane expectations and requirements that they themselves can't even attain a quarter of. As a bartender, I hear the stories from so many folks that just blows my mind. I'm very thankful I lucked out and married a good woman before the market got to what it is today. I can't imagine trying to navigate the psychotic minefield that is today's dating.
 
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And men usually want smaller women

It is what it is

You may not be the prefference for most women/men, but there's always someone for you out there
 
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I figure every 50K in income.over 100K "adds" an inch to your perceived height or takes 5 years off your perceived age. Damn, I gotta pull in over 300k to be competitive!!!
 
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