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[EverydayBeast]

One gimmick would be fusing Nintendo with the entire house.

 

[Moochi]

Imagine if you could change your gender to nintendo. I'm ninsexual and these are my big swinging tendos

 

[RayHell]

Joycon buttplug. So you can really feel when a boss is a pain in the ass.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I want bigger Joycons at least

The current ones are small

 

[BlackTron]

One gimmick would be fusing Nintendo with the entire house.

 

[reektann]

A cool feature would be if it didn't semi collapse the OS like on the Switch when opening the built in e shop.

 

[BlackTron]

A cool feature would be if it didn't semi collapse the OS like on the Switch when opening the built in e shop.

Eshop isn't like other stores, most of the screen is loaded like a web page every time you change it. It means a lot of redundant loading and waiting on the Switch's crappy wifi chip to do more. I think the OS is more waiting to redo everything over and over than struggling. They could change this system any time they wanted on Switch 1 but if they don't at Switch 2 launch it's a bad sign they will ever bother.

 

[RoboFu]

Is printing money a gimmick?

 

[sigmaZ]

A fun AR camera that adds a mario mustache and hat to you when you take a picture.
Two extra buttons like the pulse controller.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I think that Nintendo is very afraid or panicked about showing and launching the successor to the Switch.

 

[Mister Wolf]

RTX IO with GDeflate.

 

[Reaseru]

I think that Nintendo is very afraid or panicked about showing and launching the successor to the Switch.

I don't think they want to pull another Wii U, a poorly received successor of a extremely successful hardware. So they are being extremely cautious how to manage the marketing of their next console.

 

[BlackTron]

Is printing money a gimmick?

No, but gimmicks print money.

Or cost you a gen.

 

[Ozriel]

Can't help laughing at the OP assuming Nintendo is going to show up with faster I/O than the SSDs in the current gen consoles.

I'm here just hoping they have something that's fast enough. Because they may well be expanding storage via micro SD cards…

 

[DavidGzz]

I don't play kiddie games. I'll buy it for one of my daughters if they want it though.

 

[tr1p1ex]

You know you're going to race the joycons around the table for MK.