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New Movie Trailers (Not big enough for their own thread)
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Always good to see more of Ke.
Barrier Island Dweller
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Yeah I'm here for Purge : Werewolves
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
Just think about how AMAZING it would be if the netflix bot could detect whether you had ever watched JACK FROST
and then swap out the third act to make Lacy Chamberts character a sister of Shannon Elizabeths character from JF
and now she has a mortal fear of snowmen and goes into a vengeful rage to kill this romantic snowman guy and then puts the scarf on lots of other snowmen just to being them to life and kill them as well.
Yeah netflix, give me a holla, got lots of ideas
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Man, that looks generic as all get out. Buuuut, its got Morena and I like her. Mackie in these roles is usually a disappointment but we'll see.
But I can go HOGWILD over the premise and how flawed it is. I felt like these writers watched Tremors once, as a kid, and took all the wrong lessons about what makes that formula work and then feel like they need a cool "concept" as a hook. But really, its LAUGHABLE that the writers think everyone is gonna be running around with those wimpy ass 5.56 M-16s when the baddies are big animals BEGGING to catch a 7mm round from 500 yards. Hunters ACROSS THE US would be bagging and tagging these things, hell, you could just zap them with arrows! The #1 sport would be sitting in hides at 8001' and baiting these things into a kill box.
midnightAI
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Interesting, not sure why, but it reminds me a little of Seth Ickerman stuff
Giallo Corsa
Member
Wow, who funded that? Looked pretty good till 1:39 when a woman in a dress slashes a man-at-arms across his MAIL CLAD BELLY as if that's gonna hurt? Possibly it's Tell in drag as part of a rescue attempt of his 'Maid Marion' but still, for allllllll the effort they put into this film, the choreographers are STILL doing that "slash with a sword and the bad guy doubles over" move.
Casting looks good, though I'm disappointed no one is sipping hot chocolate, saying "yodulayhehooo", or doing any skiing
I feel like 'historical epics' such as this need a bit of ham and cheese, like the Costner Robin Hood or Braveheart, to bridge the gap from "yeah, I've watched it once" to "it's fun and I want to see it again". There are lots of these types of films, like Ironclad or The King, that are just soooo serious that they just aren't FUN to watch, regardless of any technical excellence or good acting.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Wow, who funded that? Looked pretty good till 1:39 when a woman in a dress slashes a man-at-arms across his MAIL CLAD BELLY as if that's gonna hurt? Possibly it's Tell in drag as part of a rescue attempt of his 'Maid Marion' but still, for allllllll the effort they put into this film, the choreographers are STILL doing that "slash with a sword and the bad guy doubles over" move.
Casting looks good, though I'm disappointed no one is sipping hot chocolate, saying "yodulayhehooo", or doing any skiing
They are all speaking English too. What swiss stereotypes are they missing. Chocolate, Hidden Banks, Suppressed Nazism, and mountains.
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
That casting giving me some good vibes...
but man, that premise is tiiiiirrrreeeedddddd, hope they can liven it up.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
Anything Ted Danson is always a fun watch.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
clarky
Gold Member
Heretic seems to be reviewing quite well.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
ResilientBanana
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My kid will LOVE this but seriously, a "Director Announcement" trailer???
I did like Trollhunter though.
DKehoe
Member
Lol, I've been watching American Sports Story recently and the guy in that trailer also plays Rob Gronkowski in that. Apparently he's also Gronkowski's stunt double whenever he needs one while filming an advert. I guess he's got the NFL player role niche sewn up.
bitbydeath
Gold Member
One to watch.
MaestroMike
Gold Member
MaestroMike
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The Drama - Zendaya, Robert Pattinson (Batman)
This is the kind of trailer that you could release back in the day when it was two legit MOVIE STARS in those roles, actors that had real draw all on their own regardless of the film they were in. Not really sure Robert and Zendaya have that kind of star wattage but the trailer certainly is banking on it.
I'm just in awe of the $10k/mo apartment they have and the casual drinking of Blantons from the bottle. Guess they are pretty damn rich
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
This is the kind of trailer that you could release back in the day when it was two legit MOVIE STARS in those roles, actors that had real draw all on their own regardless of the film they were in. Not really sure Robert and Zendaya have that kind of star wattage but the trailer certainly is banking on it.
I'm just in awe of the $10k/mo apartment they have and the casual drinking of Blantons from the bottle. Guess they are pretty damn rich
Don't you dare diss the Pattinson punk
He's my favorite Bruce Wayne we got so far
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Sure, I suppose, but do you go see any film just because he is in it?Don't you dare diss the Pattinson punk
He's my favorite Bruce Wayne we got so far
Now Affleck, there we have both a better Batman AND a guy who can put asses in seats just by his mere presence
Too bad he seems to be sticking to streaming stuff of late.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
I don't go the theaters anymore but yes I would
Now Affleck, there we have both a better Batman AND a guy who can put asses in seats just by his mere presence
Affleck was forgettable, the only good cast in that Snyder Boringverse was Henry Cavil as Clark Kent. That guy was jacked
MaestroMike
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Curious to see how well it does. Zendaya still a big name with 176 million followers on instagram she'll fill up some seats. I don't know how big Pattinson is now Mickey 17 didn't break even. The director only made 3 films but his last movie with nic cage got a good reception according to wiki so the movie could turn out well too he has some momentum I guess. But it's releasing April 3 along side Mario galaxy and 3 weeks later the Michael Jackson movie comes out. They'll have to rely on Zendaya fans to break even I thinkThis is the kind of trailer that you could release back in the day when it was two legit MOVIE STARS in those roles, actors that had real draw all on their own regardless of the film they were in. Not really sure Robert and Zendaya have that kind of star wattage but the trailer certainly is banking on it.
I'm just in awe of the $10k/mo apartment they have and the casual drinking of Blantons from the bottle. Guess they are pretty damn rich