My fellow GAFs, please support Alyssa Mercante on her Patreon for OnlyFans stuff, because she's unable to land a new job since getting fired.

This is a Xbox?

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The bitch can go fuck herself. Serves her right for all the woke B.S. she's been supporting. She is nothing more than an insignificant bug no one will miss. The gaming industry is better off without the likes of her.
 
Power Pro said:
Oh yeah, she totally left kotaku by her own choice, and wasn't fired, to pursue...whatever the fuck this is.
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I'll have you know many people resign on their own right before the company is laying off people exactly on the 2 year mark of their contract being up for renewing by her employer. The timing is coincidence.

Tale as old as time. It's a power move. She's onto greener pastures.
 
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Welcome to bankruptcy @BennyBlanco :

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Clappable, but only for a night and has to be hatefucking that lasts minimum 3 hours. She has a punishable ass and it looks good enough that you might even forget what she looks like from the front, with all the focus going on.

Her attitude and personality as well as her choice in style or look are what prevent her from being attractive. At least, to me. She is serviceable.
 
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This is the chick you guys are simping for?
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Have some fucking respect for yourselves.
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shes not a bad looker tbh, change that hair style and hair color, apply some makeup and she will look like your average female streamer lol
 
I almost feel sorry for her. A regular, 9-5 job is already soul crushing for the vast majority of normal, non-mentally ill people.

Shes is going to get hit by reality very hard.
 
tommib said:
I assume you've never used a dating app because it's FULL of this shit. Not saying it's good. Just this is what everyone's doing.
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That's right. I don't use them. And if this is how women present themselves on these apps I will continue to never use them.
 
Mr Hyde said:
That's right. I don't use them. And if this is how women present themselves on these apps I will continue to never use them.
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These apps and these women are for when you're single and you want those sluts that let you use them in ways you wouldn't use a gf because you would then consider her a slut.

Nothing wrong with that, but it also isn't more than that.
 
Killjoy-NL said:
These apps and these women are for when you're single and you want those sluts that let you use them in ways you wouldn't use a gf because you would then consider her a slut.

Nothing wrong with that, but it also isn't more than that.
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Sounds disgusting so no thanks.
 
That's the leftist woman that looks like a 70s male writer and thinks she's attractive?

The one with life so comfortable she was asking people to beat her up like a true keyboard warrior? 😂😂

"Fight me, bitch" and now she's the literal bitch as in "whore", I see life has taken up the challenge and is fighting her (and winning) 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yeah no, get fucked trash, byee
 
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Thats normal, dude, we aka healthy straight guys will put dick in crazy/women we not only dont like, we can literally hate them as long as they are hot or even mildly attractive(and when its slow tuesday they can be below avg too, rip :P ), yup, thats how horny we always are ;)
As long as its just recreational use only, its fine, wear a freakin condom, protect urself or u can get fucked for next 18 years (or rather, ur wallet will get fucked, not u)!

And again, be warned my gaf-bros, never give commitment to feminists/progressives w/e they call themselfs nowadays- thats where we(men) hold the power, we gotta be smart about it, just pump and dump those delusional creatures w/o any emotional attatchment and only give them hard cold D :messenger_sunglasses: :messenger_ok:
 
Ironic, this goes against pretty much everything she preached about in her articles.
Also, no, I'm not putting a single cent into OF.
 
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