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[hemo memo]

"Join for Free" — yeah, no thanks.

 

[lughnasadh123]

Nice of her to let us know where to swipe the credit card.

 

[Shake Your Rump]

I spent five minutes doing a web search and I still don't know who the hell this is or why anyone would care.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Im just waiting for the Asmon commentary

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

I would rather pry my fingernails off with toothpicks covered in salt

 

[Senua]

I spent five minutes doing a web search and I still don't know who the hell this is or why anyone would care.

Some vapid lefty whore

 

[bender]

I would rather pry my fingernails off with toothpicks covered in salt

I prefer HeisenbergFX4 doing this to himself as well.

 

[Lupin25]

So give money to someone with several "freelance opportunities"....riiiiiiiiiight. LOL

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Nice. No-Nut November will definitely be achievable now.

 

[Rival]

I’m going to need her feet before I can decide whether or not to subscribe.

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Look at this [negative additive for promiscuous women]!

*Subscribes*

≠==========+

Negitives advertisement is still advertising. I would have no idea who this women is if not for post bring her up but simp away. Now I have a direct link to check out
Her checks for $5.

 

[Exede]

Do i really have to google this person? I have no idea who she is and why i should care.

 

[bender]

I’m going to need her feet before I can decide whether or not to subscribe.

 

[Saber]

I pray for safety of anyone who ever is interested in this smelly piece of fetid garbage she calls pussy. Also, please fellas use a protection and disinfect yourselves with lot of alchool and bleach.

 

[LectureMaster]

I’m going to need her feet before I can decide whether or not to subscribe.

 

[Pop]

And I'm not ashamed

 

[cash_longfellow]

Plot twist…OP is Alyssa. Nice try

 

[cormack12]

I'd chow down on those trotters like they were streaky bacon

 

[Gp1]

I may or may not know a friend that knows a guy that happens to know some one that may or may not knows a bunch of websites that will probably leak her onlyfan as soon as it hits the street, if anyone is interested to not spend money on it.

But that's all on the camp of possibilities.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

The only thing she has lined up is her dildos.

 

[Caffeine]

just get a job somewhere it doesnt have to be journalism lol

 

[Lupin3]

And I'm not ashamed

I was waiting for that one...

 

[DeepEnigma]

And I'm not ashamed

She's a walking assault charge.

So,

 

[notseqi]

my pp rn

 

[Griffon]

She's not gonna put out, just shitty video game themed activist articles. Snore.

 

[Soodanim]

She's not gonna put out, just shitty video game themed activist articles. Snore.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

 

[Calverz]

 

[Pimpollo818]

 

[Crystal Winters]

This bitch is ratchet as fuck.

Not remotely hot and looks like a walking STD hive.

"I took that personally..."

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Which one of you is this?

That’s Pachter

 

[Tams]

What a job, chatting about gaming and internet culture.

When you GAFers gonna pay me?

Show us some T&A and I might just consider it.

 

[RJMacready73]

In all seriousness who in the fuck would pay for this?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[bundylove]

 

[bundylove]

 

[XXL]

Which one of you is this?

BennyBlanco 100%

Imagine simping for a 5.

 

[Ceadeus]

My mom told me I can only be subscribed to either Alyssa ass or The Elder Scrolls Online. I hate it here I'll be moving from the basement

 

[Iced Arcade]

I love a good dumper but naw that ain't happening

 

[K' Dash]

 

[The Cockatrice]

Id put my dick in crazy

 

[Deanington]

So that long shitty tattoo on her arm, was she trying to cover up a dick?

 

[Mossybrew]

I guess I'm out of the loop, I've never heard of this chick.

* I'm perfectly fine with being out of the loop

 

[Doczu]

Whew lads, this is a tough one... I mean... You know... Fuck it, if someone has to say it, then it'll be me:

If she wasn't an unhinged mental libtard, found a spot for Jesus in her heart (and did a full STD panel) i would definetly let that fat brapper of her smother me to sleep.

 

[Humdinger]

She sounds like she's scrambling around. No way she left voluntarily, as she pretended. "Several freelance opportunities" = three places where she might get an article published, for about $1000 each. That covers a month's expenses. She's going to need more than that.

I don't understand why people find her at all attractive. She is a tatted up feminist nutjob. She looks like a cheap hooker.

 

[Thebonehead]

Why do we have threads of this unhinged slut every other day?

Well there is one thing that can unify GAF:

• Green Rats
• Sony Ponies
• Nintendards
• Team Intel
• Team AMD
• Team Green ( Nvidia )
• Team Red ( Radeon )

and that's some well deserved contempt for grifters in the Games Industry be it Schrier, Jez, Geoff Keighley or Mercunty

 

[ShadyAcshuns]

Get fucked.

 

[tommib]

That bathroom shot is so fucking trashy. Wouldn't want to be associated with unhinged people like that, let alone spend money on her.

I assume you’ve never used a dating app because it’s FULL of this shit. Not saying it’s good. Just this is what everyone’s doing.

 

[adamsapple]

Welcome to bankruptcy BennyBlanco :

 

[Lord Panda]

Any of you fuckers bring her here again and I swear

 

[RCX]

3 months from now: Blowing dudes at a truck stop