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[Chuck Berry]

Id put my dick in crazy

Word. I mean, that's what your dad did to put you on the planet so rock on I say.

 

[skyfinch]

If I had a dollar for the amount of times that I've been to Hooters, got cream cheese on my face, had to go to the bathroom to clean myself, randomly looked in the mirror only to have my pants fall down, accidently take selfie myself, then have the stupid data on my phone upload the picture to my Instagram...I'd be a millionaire.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Word. I mean, that's what your dad did to put you on the planet so rock on I say.

 

[The Pleasure]

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[Tams]

Well there is one thing that can unify GAF:

• Green Rats
• Sony Ponies
• Nintendards
• Team Intel
• Team AMD
• Team Green ( Nvidia )
• Team Red ( Radeon )

and that's some well deserved contempt for grifters in the Games Industry be it Schrier, Jez, Geoff Keighley or Mercunty

Excuse me, but why have you left our lord and saviour, and promiser of all, Peter Molyneux, off your shit list?!

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

Spoiler

This gif with the previous post above it works way too well LOL

 

[justiceiro]

 

[Thebonehead]

Excuse me, but why have you left our lord and saviour, and promiser of all, Peter Molyneux, off your shit list?!

Well he was behind populus, black and white and fable. So he is a creator in the gaming medium .

The shit list create nothing other than engagement clicks

 

[March Climber]

She's not gonna put out, just shitty video game themed activist articles. Snore.

She actually has an avenue she can reasonably make money from:

Sexually suggestive or raunchy content + Gaming news/opinion pieces combined as one.

Here’s a safe for work example of it working for this person and PC building:

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

She actually has an avenue she can reasonably make money from:

Sexually suggestive or raunchy content + Gaming news/opinion pieces combined as one.

Here’s a safe for work example of it working for this person and PC building:

The problem is that these girls are nice to their audience. This wacko couldn't do that for her life.

It's the reason why Vtubers is a thing, those girls really know how to handle an audience. This girl can't. She's crazy in the wrong way.

 

[Rush2112]

If she were a real feminist she would be waiting on tables not showing her ass online.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

This is some bottom feeding shit.

Is she even remotely hot?

 

[March Climber]

The problem is that these girls are nice to their audience. This wacko couldn't do that for her life.

You’d be surprised. She could do the ‘tattoed meangirl’ thing that some women do.

I believe anime fans call it tsundere or maybe it can be more dom-style, idk.

Regardless this is just a thought I’m merely pointing out, because I see a window but not everyone sees their own window of opportunity let alone take advantage of it properly.

 

[XXL]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

 

[March Climber]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

Some people have either a hate-boner or a confused-boner, and both are popular enough subsections of pornography to make a decent amount of money in.

I don’t make the rules

 

[XXL]

Some people have either a hate-boner or a confused-boner, and both are popular enough subsections of pornography to make a decent amount of money in.

I don’t make the rules

You can find a better looking girl with more class in a geared to income complex.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Basically digital tin cupping. lol

 

[Rival]

This should be marked nsfw. I’m rock hard right now.

 

[March Climber]

You can find a better looking girl with more class in a geared to income complex.

Logically, your comment makes sense.

There are a lot of fetishes and porn categories that are not based in logic.

 

[Icymanipulator]

It’s always insane to me the levels people will stoop to for money. Zero character, or self worth.
She’s also incredibly unattractive, which makes it even worse, as there is literally nothing of value she has to offer.

 

[mdkirby]

Soooo how much can I get on patreon for an 8st pale as fuck 40yr old white dude? Sometimes I give thoughtful commentary on games, ai, politics and sociology/philosophy.

 

[March Climber]

Soooo how much can I get on patreon for an 8st pale as fuck 40yr old white dude? Sometimes I give thoughtful commentary on games, ai, politics and sociology/philosophy.

Good news, if your name is Jeff Gerstmann or Asmongold then you can make a good amount of money.

 

[CuteFaceJay]

 

[Northeastmonk]

Her first erotic pic is of her next to her toilet. That has nasty written all over it.

 

[Goalus]

I would like to see her in a regular podcast with Frosk.

 

[Fahdis]

Just subbed through my youngest sister's credit card. What am I in for incel bros?

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

Someone mentioned Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco for the second pic and now I can’t unsee it lol.

 

[mdkirby]

Good news, if your name is Jeff Gerstmann or Asmongold then you can make a good amount of money.

I have a super high tolerance for mess. So that may help…I am married tho. So might be a point against me

 

[AJUMP23]

A girl can be hideous looking and some guy will white knight for her.

 

[Bernoulli]

She actually has an avenue she can reasonably make money from:

Sexually suggestive or raunchy content + Gaming news/opinion pieces combined as one.

Here’s a safe for work example of it working for this person and PC building:

Arab/middle-east girls

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

Support porn content on a videogames forum ?

Seriously ?

 

[TintoConCasera]

She's disgusting, both in the inside and in the outside.

Shit face, weird body, no respect for herself.

Basically, an ugly bitch.

 

[DrumNBassDanTTV]

 

[bundylove]

Welcome to bankruptcy @BennyBlanco :

JUst realized she is in a public washroom lol.

Thats low

 

[TGO]

Anyone else seeing the irony here..

 

[Pharaoh 117]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

Oh it's THAT girl. I remember the video the second photo is from. This bitch is insufferable. Thanks for opening my eyes.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

Imagine bringing this person to meet your friends or family. lol

 

[Vroadstar]

Welcome to bankruptcy @BennyBlanco :

 

[PhillMeCream]

She’s actually got a nice ass but unfortunately for her I don’t pay for something I can see for free

 

[bundylove]

She’s actually got a nice ass but unfortunately for her I don’t pay for something I can see for free

Just dont get too close to it. The smell would knock you right out. Ultimate fishy smell

 

[Fahdis]

Well there is one thing that can unify GAF:

• Green Rats (Nvidia, Microsoft)
• Blue Pidgeons aka Rats of the Sky (Sony, Intel)
• Red Tapeworms (AMD, Nintendo)

Fixed for solidarity.

 

[MarkMe2525]

I don't know nor care who this person is, but how did this end up in the "gaming discussion" section? If I'm understanding this correctly, she doesn't even have a job in the field.

 

[mitch1971]

I’m going to need her feet before I can decide whether or not to subscribe.

I suspect they're webbed.

 

[MikeM]

This is the chick you guys are simping for?

Have some fucking respect for yourselves.

Lol you know where you are, right?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

The fuck is this shit?

It looks like your brother trying on your mums bra as a piss take.

 

[Power Pro]

Oh yeah, she totally left kotaku by her own choice, and wasn't fired, to pursue...whatever the fuck this is.

 

[ZehDon]

Someone mentioned Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco for the second pic and now I can’t unsee it lol.

 

[Silver Wattle]

 

[Brigandier]

Retard slaaag, wouldn’t even get touched in a shit hole pub in England.

She'd be airtight in just about any pub in England lol....

 

[zokie]