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[EerieArcade]

My boss: Got you that new computer you wanted.
Me: Oh nice...it looks a lot like the twelve year one I'm currently using one. It's...it's a spare from upstairs, isn't it?
Boss: That's right, Gareth.
Gareth: Ummm...Craig
Wanker: Sorry, Craig
Craig: Sigh.

 

[Plies]

Does it change depending on what he drinks? I'd just be straight and say "I think you're a cool guy and it's fun to hang out, but you're a real dick when you drink."

If he's at least a bit humble he'll stew on it. Also sounds like he could be an alcoholic

He's definitely an alcoholic, for sure.
Thanks for the input.

 

[Mistake]

He's definitely an alcoholic, for sure.
Thanks for the input.

If that's the case, set the tone and do a casual activity together. Then bring it up. Pool, darts, whatever

 

[Baemono]

My boss: Got you that new computer you wanted.
Me: Oh nice...it looks a lot like the twelve year one I'm currently using one. It's...it's a spare from upstairs, isn't it?
Boss: That's right, Gareth.
Gareth: Ummm...Craig
Wanker: Sorry, Craig
Craig: Sigh.

So are you Craig or Gareth in this story ?

 

[kanjobazooie]

You have earned an achievement: 4 Years of Service

 

[Audiophile]

Just feels wrong to sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the last pooper.

 

[p_xavier]

Finally fou d last week thoughts in video form.

 

[p_xavier]

Just feels wrong to sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the last pooper.

Same way I hate to eat at restaurants, just think how many people's rotten teeth touch the forks.

 

[Audiophile]

Same way I hate to eat at restaurants, just think how many people's rotten teeth touch the forks.

Was thinking this the other day, no matter how much you scrub that steel, there's gotta be a little bit of porousness and some fleck of something that doesn't get cleaned off. And that's assuming the dish washer cares to do a good job.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Quit my job today. (7 years)

I'm free, there are no strings on me.

 

[p_xavier]

Quit my job today. (7 years)

I'm free, there are no strings on me.

Done for good or looking for another job.

 

[EerieArcade]

I'm still enjoying learning Python. I've made some fun apps so far. I always told myself that I couldn't learn this stuff. Happy to prove myself wrong...so far.

 

[Lunarorbit]

What's the next step down from hate? Not on the apathy scale but more on the rage side.

Cause I feel that way about grrm. Everytime I open up a website and gotta see that fucking slugs name, or worse his shit eating face, I get pissed. Dudes a fraud who continually lies to what little fan base he has left.

People been telling you stop writing shitty wild card books for 20 years. This fuck has the nerve to publish house of dragons books and produce dunk and egg shows but gets all uppity if someone asks about asofai. He got rich on breaking a social contract with his readers by flaking off and abandoning his series. Put this piece of shit in a cell with Harvey weinstein and make him lick harveys smegma from his decaying penis

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

What's the next step down from hate? Not on the apathy scale but more on the rage side.

Cause I feel that way about grrm. Everytime I open up a website and gotta see that fucking slugs name, or worse his shit eating face, I get pissed. Dudes a fraud who continually lies to what little fan base he has left.

People been telling you stop writing shitty wild card books for 20 years. This fuck has the nerve to publish house of dragons books and produce dunk and egg shows but gets all uppity if someone asks about asofai. He got rich on breaking a social contract with his readers by flaking off and abandoning his series. Put this piece of shit in a cell with Harvey weinstein and make him lick harveys smegma from his decaying penis

 

[Lunarorbit]

At least we have joe Abercrombie, right?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Done for good or looking for another job.

Finding a new one. I don't want to skip leg day of fear of becoming a vegetable.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

At least we have joe Abercrombie, right?

I haven't finished First Law Series yet but what I read of it I love. I'm looking to read books 2 and 3 this year

As for George R R Martin, I gave up on him ever finishing Books 6 and 7 a long time ago

I've been a fan of A Song of Ice And Fire since 2000, I was in Highschool at that time. I'm not surprised at that response. Doesn't make me angry but I can understand the backlash. He should have been honest from the beginning

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I haven't finished First Law Series yet but what I read of it I love. I'm looking to read books 2 and 3 this year

As for George R R Martin, I gave up on him ever finishing Books 6 and 7 a long time ago

I've been a fan of A Song of Ice And Fire since 2000, I was in Highschool at that time. I'm not surprised at that response. Doesn't make me angry but I can understand the backlash. He should have been honest from the beginning

Just spent an audible credit on the first book in the series.

Will start it this weekend. Month long work trip.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Just spent an audible credit on the first book in the series.

Will start it this weekend. Month long work trip.

Which book series? A Song of Ice And Fire or First Law?

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Which book series? A Song of Ice And Fire or First Law?

First Law. Like everyone else I read through GRR's work then adopted the "don't trust his lies.png" attitude toward the guy. I did like the world of elden ring...but I would really like him to finish the series most folks know him for.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

First Law. Like everyone else I read through GRR's work then adopted the "don't trust his lies.png" attitude toward the guy. I did like the world of elden ring...but I would really like him to finish the series most folks know him for.

I'm a huge fan of A Song of Ice And Fire but I just accept now that he's never gonna to finish the series. And I'm saying this as someone who read those books way before the show came out

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I'm a huge fan of A Song of Ice And Fire but I just accept now that he's never gonna to finish the series. And I'm saying this as someone who read those books way before the show came out

I picked up I&F after Robert Jordan died. Figured I would jump into another heavy fantasy series and there would be "NO WAY" the same thing would happen to me with another book series.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I picked up I&F after Robert Jordan died. Figured I would jump into another heavy fantasy series and there would be "NO WAY" the same thing would happen to me with another book series.

The Wheel of Time is complete though

I finished reading Book 2 last year, I'm gonna to be reading Book 3 and maybe the next two books this year

 

[Lunarorbit]

Just spent an audible credit on the first book in the series.

Will start it this weekend. Month long work trip.

I keep telling people about dungeon crawler carl. I'm almost done with the 3rd audio book but it's an audible exclusive. Id highly recommend using a credit on it next month miyazaki

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I keep telling people about dungeon crawler carl. I'm almost done with the 3rd audio book but it's an audible exclusive. Id highly recommend using a credit on it next month miyazaki

YOOOOO!

I am all over that series as well. All caught up at this point.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

The Wheel of Time is complete though

I finished reading Book 2 last year, I'm gonna to be reading Book 3 and maybe the next two books this year

Yeah it is...and I know people think Sanderson can do no wrong but for me after spending so many years reading Robert Jordan's work, I did not like how Sanderson wrapped up the series.

I fully admit it could just be my bias, but yeah, I hated it. I treid to get into Sandersons other work but have bounced off of every one I have tried to read. Just personal preference/opinion, but I think Sanderson is a "young adult" author and it feels like his storytelling is constantly talking down to me.

I am a bitter old man yelling at clouds here probably but I don't care for Sanderson.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Yeah it is...and I know people think Sanderson can do no wrong but for me after spending so many years reading Robert Jordan's work, I did not like how Sanderson wrapped up the series.

I fully admit it could just be my bias, but yeah, I hated it. I treid to get into Sandersons other work but have bounced off of every one I have tried to read. Just personal preference/opinion, but I think Sanderson is a "young adult" author and it feels like his storytelling is constantly talking down to me.

I am a bitter old man yelling at clouds here probably but I don't care for Sanderson.

I'm a fan of Sanderson but even I admit he has faults. And yes he does come off as writing for young adults. But for me it's the universe building and magic systems that I feel he excels at, his characters can be boring with a few exceptions. I did enjoy Wind And Truth but I found that book to be a bit disappointing in comparison to his other books.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I keep trying to get back into him. I hope one day it clicks but for the size of his books I cannot force myself to finish them at this point.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I keep trying to get back into him. I hope one day it clicks but for the size of his books I cannot force myself to finish them at this point.

Yeah I wish his characters were better

There are few exceptions but that's one of his weakness

And I don't like the way he writes humor

If anything I'm not as excited for his next book due to how disappointing Wind And Truth turned out to be

I'm currently looking for a series that is still ongoing but that's either fantasy or science fiction

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

You seem to be a very well versed reader so I probably don't have any recommendations that you haven't heard of/tried. I always mention the Bob-iverse series and the Dresden Series to folks. I don't think they get enough exposure and I enjoy them both.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

You seem to be a very well versed reader so I probably don't have any recommendations that you haven't heard of/tried. I always mention the Bob-iverse series and the Dresden Series to folks. I don't think they get enough exposure and I enjoy them both.

I'm slowly getting through The Dresden Files. I only read the first book and did enjoy it. Really like how those books are set in Chicago. I don't live in Chicago but I live in a suburb of Chicago

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

I'm slowly getting through The Dresden Files. I only read the first book and did enjoy it. Really like how those books are set in Chicago. I don't live in Chicago but I live in a suburb of Chicago

My niece loves it in Chicago. I lived there off and on for work for a bit, didn't get much sight seeing done, mostly just worked and ate at Portillo's .

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

My niece loves it in Chicago. I lived there off and on for work for a bit, didn't get much sight seeing done, mostly just worked and ate at Portillo's .

I love Portillos

Chicago Style Hotdogs are the best

 

[Trilobit]

I made a really good omelette this morning and then this face with dead eyes appeared on it.

Kind of spoiled my appetite. Seriously, look at it. Why do bad things happen to good eggs?

 

[Hudo]

Fuck Carthage

 

[Plies]

Fuck Carthage

Why?

 

[Hudo]

Why?

Because they hate Roman numerals

 

[Mistake]

I feel like a chia pet modeled after genitalia is a real missed opportunity

 

[Plies]

I want to eat a Portillo's dog, but with an aioli sauce ; no mustard.

 

[kevboard]

I feel like a chia pet modeled after genitalia is a real missed opportunity

I bet it already exists lol

edit: it does, found this on ebay:

 

[Plies]

I bet it already exists lol

edit: it does, found this on ebay:

I knew it.

 

[Mistake]

I bet it already exists lol

edit: it does, found this on ebay:

p-p-p-penis!