Random thoughts.

My boss: Got you that new computer you wanted.
Me: Oh nice...it looks a lot like the twelve year one I'm currently using one. It's...it's a spare from upstairs, isn't it?
Boss: That's right, Gareth.
Gareth: Ummm...Craig
Wanker: Sorry, Craig
Craig: Sigh.
 
Does it change depending on what he drinks? I'd just be straight and say "I think you're a cool guy and it's fun to hang out, but you're a real dick when you drink."

If he's at least a bit humble he'll stew on it. Also sounds like he could be an alcoholic
He's definitely an alcoholic, for sure.
Thanks for the input.
 
My boss: Got you that new computer you wanted.
Me: Oh nice...it looks a lot like the twelve year one I'm currently using one. It's...it's a spare from upstairs, isn't it?
Boss: That's right, Gareth.
Gareth: Ummm...Craig
Wanker: Sorry, Craig
Craig: Sigh.
So are you Craig or Gareth in this story ?
 
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Same way I hate to eat at restaurants, just think how many people's rotten teeth touch the forks.
Was thinking this the other day, no matter how much you scrub that steel, there's gotta be a little bit of porousness and some fleck of something that doesn't get cleaned off. And that's assuming the dish washer cares to do a good job.
 
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