Fuck, even the AI wants in on this! One of them just sent me this little beuty and i mean its not much worse then Bungos take on an Exfil-shooter!
Yo yo, wake up Runner, Tau Ceti's on the line,
Bungie's back in the lab, trying to redefine.
But the UI's a neon maze, eyes getting blurry,
Trying to loot a chest in a desperate hurry.
The extraction's tight, but the hook is missing,
While the hardcore fans are sitting and hissing.
Eighty-six thousand at the gate, then it stalled,
The "next big thing" feeling small and walled.
It's flippity floppity, the hype's losing traction,
Looking for a win but only finding distraction.
Flippity floppity, the numbers in a dive,
Can this extraction shooter even stay alive?
From the peak to the pit, it's a slippery slope,
Drowning in the neon, losing all the hope.
Art style's popping, yeah the colors are bright,
But the PvE bots don't put up a fight.
They say "Let 'em cook," but the kitchen's on fire,
Microtransaction prices pushing fans to retire.
Is it a marathon or a sprint to the end?
The charts are looking like a broken trend.
If you ain't got the depth, then you're just a ghost,
In a crowded genre where the mid get roast.
It's flippity floppity, the hype's losing traction,
Looking for a win but only finding distraction.
Flippity floppity, the numbers in a dive,
Can this extraction shooter even stay alive?
Better patch it fast, better find the core,
Before the players walk right out the door.