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Handkerchief In 2026

Arsic

Loves his juicy stink trail scent
Went to dinner for work with a guy who busted this shit out and blew his nose like he was playing a trumpet from his nostrils.

Folded this booger infested demon and shoved it back in his pocket.

Why in God's name do people still use these?
 
Yuck people acting like disposable napkins aren't a thing.
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Do you want him to sneeze blowing his shit everywhere? Should he just throw the used tissue away if there is no bins near?

I carry them because I get really bad allergies and congestion. Is that not cool anymore? I should just start sneezing over everything spreading germs?
 
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Do you want him to sneeze blowing his shit everywhere? Should he just throw the used tissue away if there is no bins near?

I carry them because I get really bad allergies and congestion. Is that not cool anymore? I should just start sneezing over everything spreading germs?
No one taught you the vampire/dracula/elbow sneeze?

We are in a restaurant he can go to to bathroom to blow his nose if he needs to. 20 feet away.

Handkerchief is carrying around a wrap of snot and germs in your pocket.

Come on son.
 
No one taught you the vampire/dracula/elbow sneeze?

We are in a restaurant he can go to to bathroom to blow his nose if he needs to. 20 feet away.

Handkerchief is carrying around a wrap of snot and germs in your pocket.

Come on son.
yes i know the dracula method. that's for if you don't have a tissue on hand. you can't always hold a sneeze in to go to the bathroom.

i always dispose of used tissues as soon as possible. it's not like i'm keeping it in my pocket all day or reusing it.
 
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Oh yeah, the elbow sneeze is so much more hygienic, especially at a restaurant.
That germ sharing when you stay close after dinner, or hug when the evening's over.
Or maybe the sneezer is gonna come to your place after dinner and rest their arm on your couch.
Yeah, that's definitely better.
 
Went to dinner for work with a guy who busted this shit out and blew his nose like he was playing a trumpet from his nostrils.

Folded this booger infested demon and shoved it back in his pocket.

Why in God's name do people still use these?

He saved it up for a later snack.
 
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