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[Arsic]

Went to dinner for work with a guy who busted this shit out and blew his nose like he was playing a trumpet from his nostrils.

Folded this booger infested demon and shoved it back in his pocket.

Why in God's name do people still use these?

 

[Coconutt]

Yuck people acting like disposable napkins aren't a thing.

 

[ReBurn]

Saving it all for a snack later.

 

[The Fartist]

That's some silent generation-ass shit right there, how old is he 102?

 

[Tomorrow]

Do you want him to sneeze blowing his shit everywhere? Should he just throw the used tissue away if there is no bins near?

I carry them because I get really bad allergies and congestion. Is that not cool anymore? I should just start sneezing over everything spreading germs?

 

[ADiTAR]

Thought this would be the gay handkerchief code...

 

[Arsic]

Do you want him to sneeze blowing his shit everywhere? Should he just throw the used tissue away if there is no bins near?

I carry them because I get really bad allergies and congestion. Is that not cool anymore? I should just start sneezing over everything spreading germs?

No one taught you the vampire/dracula/elbow sneeze?

We are in a restaurant he can go to to bathroom to blow his nose if he needs to. 20 feet away.

Handkerchief is carrying around a wrap of snot and germs in your pocket.

Come on son.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

My Dad uses them.
I love and respect him obviously but they are absolutely foul.

 

[Soodanim]

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[Tomorrow]

No one taught you the vampire/dracula/elbow sneeze?

We are in a restaurant he can go to to bathroom to blow his nose if he needs to. 20 feet away.

Handkerchief is carrying around a wrap of snot and germs in your pocket.

Come on son.

yes i know the dracula method. that's for if you don't have a tissue on hand. you can't always hold a sneeze in to go to the bathroom.

i always dispose of used tissues as soon as possible. it's not like i'm keeping it in my pocket all day or reusing it.

 

[Trilobit]

I've sometimes quickly wiped my nose a bit after eating spicy food, but actually blowing your nose at the food table is disgusting.

 

[ahtlas7]

You could use a handkerchief to wipe your crotch bacteria.
A collection point for your power moment whiff.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Oh yeah, the elbow sneeze is so much more hygienic, especially at a restaurant.
That germ sharing when you stay close after dinner, or hug when the evening's over.
Or maybe the sneezer is gonna come to your place after dinner and rest their arm on your couch.
Yeah, that's definitely better.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Went to dinner for work with a guy who busted this shit out and blew his nose like he was playing a trumpet from his nostrils.

Folded this booger infested demon and shoved it back in his pocket.

Why in God's name do people still use these?

He saved it up for a later snack.

 

[DKehoe]

You should make a gentleman's wager with him about your ability to circumnavigate the globe.

 

[calistan]

My mother uses them almost constantly. She stuffs them up her sleeves, but sometimes she forgets and you'll find a live one crumpled up where she's been sitting.

When I was a little kid she used to spit on a handkerchief and wipe my face with it. I can still recall the smell of being 'cleaned' with a snotty hankie soaked in somebody else's saliva.

 

[AJUMP23]

How old was he. Sounds sophisticated.

 

[Arsic]

How old was he. Sounds sophisticated.

Late 50s?

 

[Ellis]

Went to dinner for work with a guy

 

[Arsic]

Sloppy toppy

 

[Bojji]

Went to dinner for work with a guy who busted this shit out and blew his nose like he was playing a trumpet from his nostrils.

Folded this booger infested demon and shoved it back in his pocket.

Why in God's name do people still use these?

Who needs handkerchiefs?

Spoiler: trigger warning

 

[AJUMP23]

Late 50s?

was it Topher

 

[Topher]

was it Topher

I'm with Arsic here. Hankys are nasty as hell

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Arsic
Loves his juicy stink
trail scent

 

[jason10mm]

My mother uses them almost constantly. She stuffs them up her sleeves, but sometimes she forgets and you'll find a live one crumpled up where she's been sitting.

When I was a little kid she used to spit on a handkerchief and wipe my face with it. I can still recall the smell of being 'cleaned' with a snotty hankie soaked in somebody else's saliva.

But when we stopped doing stuff like this, auto-immune diseases, autism, radical feminism, and an inability to decide if you are a boy or a girl all rose up astronomically....coincidence?

Yes, most likely coincidence, but maybe not