Chichikov said:I can accept giant alien ships blasting earth with lasers, I can accept Jeff Goldblum hacking their mothership with his apple laptop, I can even accept Will Smith flying a UFO once he figure out that he need to inverse the Y axis.
But Bill Poulman as the president?
That's pushing it.
seriously though, it's a horrible film.
I'm not sure what's bro out means, but I'm pretty sure I didn't do it before, after or during that speech.
Maybe you need to REALLY be into bastardizing Dylan Thomas to enjoy it.
Laughing Banana said:Too "American" for my taste.
And too many LOL moments such as the computer virus, the completely unimaginative alien design, the slow mo dog escape scene (thousands of people die but awwwwww for a dog we will use a slow mo shot! awwww).
It is really a movie of LOLs.
But in the seven minutes of cut scenes included in the extended release Independence Day DVD, Goldblum is actually shown tinkering with his PowerBook inside the recovered craft from the Roswell crash site, mumbling something about how the spaceship was running off the same programming language he was able to decipher before (when he first uncovered their invasion plans and all that).
So, he presumably worked from there and was able to code some disruptive program and translate it into their language or whatever. It's still flimsy as hell, but it at least proves the filmmakers were aware of and willing to address the problem, thus defusing a decade and a half of pent-up nerd-rage.
Independence Day is campy now?Boogie said:Chichikov hates on cheesy, campy blockbuster, news at 11.
It's hyper American.Laughing Banana said:Too "American" for my taste.
And too many LOL moments such as the computer virus, the completely unimaginative alien design, the slow mo dog escape scene (thousands of people die but awwwwww for a dog we will use a slow mo shot! awwww).
It is really a movie of LOLs.
Joe Shlabotnik said:That's like saying you like chocolate except for the cocoa flavor. The movie is called Independence Day. If it wasn't absurdly jingoistic I would have asked for my money back.
Clydefrog said:If you watch Independence Day backwards, its about a fighter pilot who helps aliens put the world back together and then becomes president.
Internet high-five!icarus-daedelus said:Why would you kid? Starship Troopers is Really Kinda the Best Movie Ever.
Don't back-paddle.icarus-daedelus said:Or at the very least better than ID4 (god I hate that acronym) in just about every conceivable way.
icarus-daedelus said:Why would you kid? Starship Troopers is Really Kinda the Best Movie Ever.
News Bot said:You know, they actually attempted to explain the computer virus part. It's in a deleted scene.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18720_7-famous-movie-flaws-that-were-explained-in-deleted-scenes.html
If I recall correctly, its website was id4.com (don't ask me why I remember this, but I also remember how the site looked).icarus-daedelus said:Can someone explain why Independence Day is shortened to fucking ID4, though? Idiotic marketing thing? It's mystifying.
icarus-daedelus said:Can someone explain why Independence Day is shortened to fucking ID4, though? Idiotic marketing thing? It's mystifying.
Yea but it just comes off as the director trying way too hard. Its even got some Judaism undertone in it too, which I'm guessing its cause the director is German.Chichikov said:It's hyper American.
As it's often the case when foreign filmmakers try to appeal to American taste and sensibilities.
See also: The Patriot.
Actually scratch that.
Don't see also.
p.s.
This is not necessarily a bad thing, it can provide fresh perspective, and if the director is talented he can work it for his advantage.
Alfarif said:Who else really loves this flick?
Chichikov said:Fuck me, it's so easy to be a movie snob these days.
Back in the days, you had to suffer through black and white Swedish family drama and talk about framing, scene construction and script cadence.
Now, all you need to do is not like Roland Emmerich.
Trying way too hard is a Roland Emmerich's signature style.black_13 said:Yea but it just comes off as the director trying way too hard.
It's also amazingly profetic.icarus-daedelus said:Would you like to know more?
AlphaTwo00 said:Lamest speech ever.
Its the most recent episode. Basically Stan turns very cynical, can't find enjoyment out of anything, and sees everything as shit.Poimandres said:Excellent username, but the South Park reference is over my head.
Really though, it's possible to strike a good balance between crowd pleasing action and convincing drama. Jurassic Park, Terminator 2... these are superior 90's blockbusters. Independence Day was lame.
Plinko said:I may get to do the graduation speech at the school I teach at next year. I vowed to my students that whenever I did the graduation speech I would modify this speech and implement it into the commencement service.
icarus-daedelus said:This...this actually kind of makes sense.
Albino_Samurai said:Fixed.
That's an excellent example of how shitty and lazy the script is.AVclub said:I like the part where they take a Mac up to the space ship, connect to their wifi and upload a virus that destroys the fleet's defenses. In a movie full of aliens, space ships and exploding monuments, that was probably the hardest to buy into for me.
This. It's supposed to be stupid fun and it is. Why would I care exactly what laptop and computer and if the virus was programmed in the alien language and blah blah blah? The fat lady sang god dammit and smiles we're had by all.commish said:Movie is awesome. Some of you take movies way, WAY too seriously.
Ænima said:Its the most recent episode. Basically Stan turns very cynical, can't find enjoyment out of anything, and sees everything as shit.
I was just giving you a light-hearted jab because clearly you were a more jaded 11-year-old than I was. The movie blew me away when I saw it in theaters (Its obviously really cheesy now).
Kitsunebaby said:I personally love it, but that may just be because I'm a girl and I have a huge thing for all three main actors. Both Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman circa 1996 were hot as hell to me, and Will Smith is still freaking sexy.